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| It's Easy User ID: 488240  United States04/30/2010 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Recognize that divorce is not a good thing, but insist that your situation is different. Blame your spouse, take no responsibility for your own behavior, and stop communicating. Dwell on the past with bitterness and drag it into the conversation at every opportunity that comes to mind. If you are given a glass of water, take that opportunity to tell your spouse how you were drowning in misery for years because of them. Say that you've "fallen out of love," that your spouse "doesn’t satisfy your needs anymore," and that your spouse "has changed." Or hasn't changed depending on which is worse. Frequently explain you are worried about the effect on the children, but always the conclude that "it’s worse for them to have us together and fighting." If you need some more pointers, let me know...   |
Richard Strong  User ID: 837852 United States04/30/2010 04:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Recognize that divorce is not a good thing, but insist that your situation is different. Quoting: It's Easy 488240Blame your spouse, take no responsibility for your own behavior, and stop communicating. Dwell on the past with bitterness and drag it into the conversation at every opportunity that comes to mind. If you are given a glass of water, take that opportunity to tell your spouse how you were drowning in misery for years because of them. Say that you've "fallen out of love," that your spouse "doesn’t satisfy your needs anymore," and that your spouse "has changed." Or hasn't changed depending on which is worse. Frequently explain you are worried about the effect on the children, but always the conclude that "it’s worse for them to have us together and fighting." If you need some more pointers, let me know... Can i print this, OP??? I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next. |
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| domesticangel User ID: 18373 United States05/30/2010 01:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well that didn't help me a damn bit. I've been trying to get divorced for over a freakin year  Free your mind and the rest will follow. And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God...Romans 12:2 BE the change you wish to see in the world. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 970668 United States06/03/2010 06:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well that didn't help me a damn bit. I've been trying to get divorced for over a freakin year Quoting: domesticangelTry pushing your spouse away constantly the while simultaneously claiming that your spouse is actually pushing you away. Tell your spouse that they are not allowed to talk to your friends, and never invite them to anything. Basically carve out a separate life like Al and Tipper. Refusing to talk to them is another gem. Simple yet effective. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 970668 United States06/03/2010 06:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 970668 United States06/03/2010 06:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | make sure you go out with your friends that like to fuck other married people as often as possible. you can combine strategies to multiply effectiveness, such as combining the friends who fuck married people with the staying out all night with no contact. That is a favorite combination of many happily divorced people. it would probably be smart to let your friends call your spouse any name they feel like such as fucknest or shitclown for instance, then agree that maybe those names are accurate if they happen to ask. in general, being drunk and bitter is a good sign you are on the right track. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 970668 United States06/03/2010 07:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 970668 United States06/09/2010 06:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 995409 United States06/09/2010 07:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Recognize that divorce is not a good thing, but insist that your situation is different. Quoting: It's Easy 488240Blame your spouse, take no responsibility for your own behavior, and stop communicating. Dwell on the past with bitterness and drag it into the conversation at every opportunity that comes to mind. If you are given a glass of water, take that opportunity to tell your spouse how you were drowning in misery for years because of them. Say that you've "fallen out of love," that your spouse "doesn’t satisfy your needs anymore," and that your spouse "has changed." Or hasn't changed depending on which is worse. Frequently explain you are worried about the effect on the children, but always the conclude that "it’s worse for them to have us together and fighting." If you need some more pointers, let me know... I admit, I want my freedom, not for any thing or any one but just for me. We have grown so far apart.. I don't know this person, they really left me several years ago. I think he stays for the 'perks' and is not sex, none of that in several years now. My kids are young adults, I think it's more fear of the unknown more than any thing. It's bad we have been 'separated' for lack of a better word,for almost 4 years now. married for 27 years, We are not even friends, I don't even trust him, and he doesn't even like me. it's a mess. Oh well.. maybe one day... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 673477 United States06/09/2010 07:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Recognize that divorce is not a good thing, but insist that your situation is different. Quoting: It's Easy 488240Blame your spouse, take no responsibility for your own behavior, and stop communicating. Dwell on the past with bitterness and drag it into the conversation at every opportunity that comes to mind. If you are given a glass of water, take that opportunity to tell your spouse how you were drowning in misery for years because of them. Say that you've "fallen out of love," that your spouse "doesn’t satisfy your needs anymore," and that your spouse "has changed." Or hasn't changed depending on which is worse. Frequently explain you are worried about the effect on the children, but always the conclude that "it’s worse for them to have us together and fighting." If you need some more pointers, let me know... All of this can be translated to "I found a new place to get it, and your services will no longer be needed." |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 972534 United States06/09/2010 07:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Say that you've "fallen out of love," that your spouse "doesn’t satisfy your needs anymore," and that your spouse "has changed." Or hasn't changed depending on which is worse. Quoting: It's Easy 488240You forgot: Have Grown Appart. Have Grown in differing directions. No longer fit with the desires of lifestyle. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 738024  Canada06/13/2010 03:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You never stop Have no patience Want it all now Can't wait the allotted amount of penance time And... Do not have a recognizable penis. Maybe a nanopenis. Not of recognizable size without microscopic enhancement. Yes no penis. I own everything. Fuck all that today ladies and gents she can move the fuck out the fuck MY fucken house god fucken damit. I swear watch the skies its coming down When you already carry the weight of the world on your shoulders, you don't need permission to save everyone's ass Agaion I can make this make sense later, a new loan mod may be coming which changes the ballpark Turns the worm somewhat |
| Vox Populi User ID: 999649 United States06/13/2010 03:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| BUMP FAIRY User ID: 985559  United Kingdom06/13/2010 04:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sure, print away... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 721505you the divorcer or divorcee?? neither so far... Your house sounds a lot like mine at the moment. Funny how a guy can do absolutely nothing and everything wrong at the same time.  Being "PC" is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!! Join the Church Of E.D.C. Thanks Janey [link to i25.photobucket.com] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 970668 United States01/27/2011 12:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1193530 United States01/27/2011 12:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sure, print away... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 488240you the divorcer or divorcee?? neither so far... Your house sounds a lot like mine at the moment. Funny how a guy can do absolutely nothing and everything wrong at the same time. ORRRR be grateful, have lots of nice dirty sex, and relax about things. Together 20 years married 12. |
