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How can I filter salt water with nasty, thick, black BP oil in it?

 
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How can I filter salt water with nasty, thick, black BP oil in it?
How can I filter salt water with nasty, thick, black BP oil in it?

Anyone?
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Re: How can I filter salt water with nasty, thick, black BP oil in it?
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Re: How can I filter salt water with nasty, thick, black BP oil in it?
just drink it
salt water will cleanse your veins and the oil will help you grow man hairs.

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Re: How can I filter salt water with nasty, thick, black BP oil in it?
just drink it
salt water will cleanse your veins and the oil will help you grow man hairs.

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no seriously...
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Re: How can I filter salt water with nasty, thick, black BP oil in it?
oil floats... get a container with a spicket at the bottom, a run-off at the top and pour it in.

Too bad we can't do that on a huge scale.
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Re: How can I filter salt water with nasty, thick, black BP oil in it?
just drink it
salt water will cleanse your veins and the oil will help you grow man hairs.

tounge

no seriously...
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seriously, you can't
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Re: How can I filter salt water with nasty, thick, black BP oil in it?
oil floats... get a container with a spicket at the bottom, a run-off at the top and pour it in.

Too bad we can't do that on a huge scale.
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Then get rid of the salt water & keep the oil.

Salt water = worthless,
Oil = $86 per barrel.
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Re: How can I filter salt water with nasty, thick, black BP oil in it?
yea I was thinking that

it will fuck reverse osmosis filters..

I guess you could try to distill it first..

which should remove all pollutants..
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Won't work because boiling points of some parts of the oil (pentan, hexan and octan) are near the water boiling point.
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How can I filter salt water with nasty, thick, black BP oil in it?

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 Quoting: Survival Tips 941956


1. Use a coffee filter.

2. Add cream.

3. Add sugar.

Mmmmmmmm....good.
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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Re: How can I filter salt water with nasty, thick, black BP oil in it?
yea I was thinking that

it will fuck reverse osmosis filters..

I guess you could try to distill it first..

which should remove all pollutants..
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Yup, distillation is the answer...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Re: How can I filter salt water with nasty, thick, black BP oil in it?
yea I was thinking that

it will fuck reverse osmosis filters..

I guess you could try to distill it first..

which should remove all pollutants..


Yup, distillation is the answer...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


No.
It is not.
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-snip-
To understand the diversity contained in crude oil, and to understand why refining crude oil is so important in our society, look through the following list of products that come from crude oil:

* Petroleum gas - used for heating, cooking, making plastics
o small alkanes (1 to 4 carbon atoms)
o commonly known by the names methane, ethane, propane, butane
o boiling range = less than 104 degrees Fahrenheit / 40 degrees Celsius
o often liquified under pressure to create LPG (liquified petroleum gas)
* Naphtha or Ligroin - intermediate that will be further processed to make gasoline
o mix of 5 to 9 carbon atom alkanes
o boiling range = 140 to 212 degrees Fahrenheit / 60 to 100 degrees Celsius
* Gasoline - motor fuel
o liquid
o mix of alkanes and cycloalkanes (5 to 12 carbon atoms)
o boiling range = 104 to 401 degrees Fahrenheit / 40 to 205 degrees Celsius
/-snip-





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