THE TWELVE DAY OF THE GULF OIL SPILL

THE TWELVE DAYS OF THE GULF OIL SPILL

On the first day of the Gulf oil spill
Obama gave a speech
attacking Wall Street.

On the second day of the Gulf oil spill
Obama gave a speech
attacking Arizona’s immigration law,
and gave a speech attacking Wall Street.

On the third day of the Gulf oil spill
Obama gave a speech
in NYC attacking free enterprise;
gave a speech attacking Arizona’s Immigration law,
and gave a speech attacking Wall Street


On the fourth day of the Gulf oil spill
Obama vacationed
in Ashville, North Carolina;
gave a speech in NYC attacking free enterprise,
gave a speech attacking Arizona’s Immigration law,
and gave a speech attacking Wall Street.

On the fifth day of the Gulf oil spill
Obama played
18 HOLES OF GOLF,
vacationed in North Carolina,
gave a speech in NYC attacking free enterprise,
gave a speech attacking Arizona’s Immigration law,
and gave a speech attacking Wall Street

On the sixth day of the Gulf oil spill
Obama gave a speech in DC
encouraging muslim businesses;
18 HOLES OF GOLF;
vacationed in North Carolina,
gave a speech in NYC attacking free enterprise,
gave a speech attacking Arizona’s Immigration law,
and gave a speech attacking Wall Street.

On the seventh day of the Gulf oil spill
Obama gave a speech in DC
encouraging muslim businesses,
Gave another speech encouraging muslim businesses,
18 HOLES OF GOLF,
vacationed in North Carolina,
gave a speech in NYC attacking free enterprise,
gave a speech attacking Arizona’s Immigration law,
and gave a speech attacking Wall Street.

On the eighth day of the Gulf oil spill
Obama threatened the Quincy citizens
with the swat team;
gave a speech encouraging muslim businesses,
gave another speech encouraging muslim businesses
18 HOLES OF GOLF,
vacationed in North Carolina,
gave a speech in NYC attacking free enterprise,
gave a speech attacking Arizona’s Immigration law,
and gave a speech attacking Wall Street

On the ninth day of the Gulf oil spill
Obama gave a speech in Illinois and
claimed “you’ve made enough money”;
threatened Quincy citizens with the swat team,
gave a speech encouraging muslim businesses,
gave another speech encouraging muslim businesses
18 HOLES OF GOLF,
vacationed in North Carolina,
gave a speech in NYC attacking free enterprise,
gave a speech attacking Arizona’s Immigration law,
and gave a speech attacking Wall Street


On the tenth day of the Gulf oil spill
Obama gave a speech awarding teachers;
Claimed “you’ve made enough money”,
threatened Quincy citizens with the swat team,
gave a speech encouraging muslim businesses,
gave another speech encouraging muslim businesses
18 HOLES OF GOLF,
vacationed in North Carolina,
gave a speech in NYC attacking free enterprise,
gave a speech attacking Arizona’s Immigration law,
and gave a speech attacking Wall Street


On the eleventh day of the Gulf oil spill
Obama threw a party at the White House;
Gave a speech awarding teachers,
Claimed “you’ve made enough money”,
threatened Quincy citizens with the swat team,
gave a speech encouraging muslim businesses,
gave another speech encouraging muslim businesses
18 HOLES OF GOLF,
vacationed in North Carolina,
gave a speech in NYC attacking free enterprise,
gave a speech attacking Arizona’s Immigration law,
and gave a speech attacking Wall Street


On the twelfth day of the Gulf oil spill
Obama flew to Louisiana
and declared the Gulf coast is in danger from the oil spill;
Gave a speech awarding teachers,
Claimed “you’ve made enough money”,
threatened Quincy citizens with the swat team,
gave a speech encouraging muslim businesses,
gave another speech encouraging muslim businesses
18 HOLES OF GOLF,
vacationed in North Carolina,
gave a speech in NYC attacking free enterprise,
gave a speech attacking Arizona’s Immigration law,
and gave a speech attacking Wall Street