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Goodbye sheople....its been fun but now its time to break out the beer and hit the beach.

 
Aussie Bloke
05/07/2005 02:14 AM
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Goodbye sheople....its been fun but now its time to break out the beer and hit the beach.
Well folks...THIS IS IT...only three days to go. I told you I would tell you and now I have. YOU HAVE THREE DAYS TO LIVE SO LIVE THEM WELL. I will not fuck aroung here answering stupid questions I have already adressed...no time now anyway. I have a lot of goodbyes to say and loose ends to tie up and be buggered if I will waste any more time here with a bunch of brain dead do nothing computer addicted and very very doomed and ignorant bunch of brainwashed sheople. Sorry for being so blunt...but I read the total bullshit posted here...you are all a bunch of acid tripping doom mongering death loving depressed live for nothing loosers....or else you would not be here so often. But no matter....time is up and this time I SHIT YOU NOT!!!!!! Farewell and aveagoodwegend...dont forget your aerogaurd.


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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Parting is such sweet sorrow.
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12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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cow MOOD!

TSHTF!!!!

It was DOOM Before it hit the fan and got all scrambled.
lmao
AB
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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At least you chose the right words...sorrow is exactly what you will feel...LOTS of it. Enjoy uour doom. This is what you can expect in the next three days.
1)a nuclear attack.
2)A man made tsunami
3) a massive earthquake...also triggered by man.


WHY????
To distract you all of course.
Enjoy it all people...your days now are very litterally numbered.muaha
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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You could very well be right mate.
Dystopian Vagabond Tiffany
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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G´day Aussie Bloke, so we´re all screwed are we!?! Struth mate, does this mean no more Hard Yakka?

(((Sigh of relief...)))
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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so you plan to spend your last 3 days drunk?

interesting

I think ill light up lots of stoner instead
Aussie Bloke
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Its funny how you think its all a big joke. Well....if I was you I would too I suppose. There IS a very slight chance that the calculations were a little out...but even if they were it would still be doom well before the end of this month. But unfortunatley the calculations are correct and short of a last minute miracle there will be no reprieve this time round. Oh by the way....NASA has already destroyed some of the debris....but how do you stop something moving so damn fast? This thing...this anomaly as we called it....it moving much faster than you could imagine. It will arrive with NO warning and if it was not for the fact that it will hit us on an extreme angle the earth would shatter like a crystal ball being hit by a 303 round at close range.
Have a nice day...and once more I can assure you that I SHIT YOU NOT!!! THIS is the three day warning I was telling you about. I am sure I have made it very clear now what you can expect. I cannot put it in plainer words than this....IN THREE DAYS THE EARTH WILL SUFFER THE IMPACT OF ANOMALY...A CRYSTALLINE BODY THE SIZE OF CANBERRA AND MOVING AT A VELOCITY OF 12,000 KPS. IT WILL IMPACT ON AN EXTREME OBLIQUE ANGLE JUST SOUTH OF ARGENTINA. ITS APPROACH IS 45 DEG SOUTH OF THE ECLIPTIC...YOU WILL NOT SEE IT COMING....PERIOD. FAREWELL ALL...I AM OFF TO GET VERY DRUNK NOW.cheers
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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soon......
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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why would you want to get drunk if youd new that you had only 3 days left to live?

Why cant you go visit your famely friends, relatives of some sort that you enjoyed?

But no, aussie person here wish to get pissed drunk.

Get your priorety strait buddy


I will make myself a good hoax hunter and declare that htread a hoax.



HOAX THREAD, like you realy needed someone to tell you
Aussie Bloke
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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The difference between you and me is this...I know for a FACT that we are all as of now totally and utterly DOOMED!! YOU however are content to sit in your chair and call this thread a hoax...in the time that it took to write your reply your doom was several hundred thousand kilometers CLOSER. You think it is unreasonable to get drunk? I have already said goodbye to family and I have already done what I had to do...now is the time to go out with a bang. You call it all a hoax..that is entirely your choice.....but have you ever stopped to think about this....WHAT IF FOR FUCKING ONCE YOU WERE READING THE REAL AND TOTAL TRUTH? THINK about it...your doom is ever rushing closer.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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199

I dont know if your the same one who started the post but i will answer like you are.

First, you are still in your chair too, talkning about the end of time in 3 days.

If you would be seriouss, you would simply stop the non sense explanation, and enjoye yourself.

Second, 3 days left to live...and you get drunk?

Now i am no one to judge people, but that lame if you ask me.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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its been 3 hours now that you tell people to live their life fully, while sitting in front of your screen.

I mean, this is not mirc, people, even if "nuts" here are way smarter then that.
Aussie Bloke
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Listen to me you pointless pathetic juvenile dropout....I have been around a long long time. I have done all there is to do in ones life to be happy. I have made several discoveries and written several books and unlike you I do not have most of my life in front of me...but now neither do YOU. SO that being said there is really no other way to gou out than to be on the beach and pissed as a parrot for three days straight....end it with a bender to end all benders. I will die one way or the other...but never before have I ever had a total and utter bender like this...it will be for me a new experience. I am 75 years old...and still have never been on a bender...now is my last and only chance to experience this. Goodbye.
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12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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chears buddy, have a nice end of time.

sincerely

cheers
xwingmci
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Dear Mr. Aussie Bloke,

I thought that recently according to that russian, whats her name? Sorcha Fall? www.whatdoesitmean.com

... That basically, Russian and American fighters were dispatched, and shot thousands of missles at this anomoly you describe, and blasted it to HELL.

Perhaps your dead wrong.

PERHAPS YOU ARE WRONG MR. BLOKE!

XWING (NEOO
bundy
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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YES WE HAVE THREE DAYS LEFT.
(and three after that, and three after THAT)
HEY AUSSIE ASSHOLE
DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YA IN THE ASS ON THE WAY OUT, KAY?flipbeer2beer2
Caribbean Blue
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Hoax thread...

Sorry AB.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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During the past few days, many have posted of dreams and not a few have posted they feel "something" coming. Today we hear from the original Aussie Bloke, who is stating the exact same things he did a year ago, and with the same attitude!

It is written that men´s hearts will fail them for what´s coming on the world.

If Aussie Bloke knows the thing is coming, I think it will be visible before it gets here. When suddenly it comes into view, there won´t be much time to get to anywhere. Wormwood?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Aussie Bloke
User ID: 199

could you mention one of your work, so i can decide for myself if your nuts or just a litle confused?

You said you wrote some books right?

can we have a list please?
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12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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14141

It has been already prooven, that aussi bloke has multiple personnaletys, and if my memory is good, something like 80% of people here posted once as aussi bloke.

So where to you figure he is the "original" for whatever that means?

thanks
aussie bloke
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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we have 2 diffrent aussi bloke just on this thread,, and guess what,,, heres another one.
malu
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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finally ,, then end,, thanks for letting me know

chorus
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12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Gush, Douglas Adams had right; the Vogons will destroy the Earth...but wait, do you tell us that we won´t see the latest Star Wars movie?
spock
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12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Well, see you on 19 May, the WorldWide Premiere of Star Wars Ep III.
chorus
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12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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: 4015

hey, i saw the preview and i am happy.

I was not happy after they release the first 2 movies of the stori.

Looks like their is a lot of nice stuff going on.

But........

Crime rates will increase, mark my words. Anakin, the deeply loved resident of tatoine. The hero for most children. Will now become a evil doer.

What will a child make of all this? Of course, parents are left out of the equation cause we all know that parenting now days suck big time.
ocker one
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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hey bundy your first name would,nt be ted would it ? maybe you could pay a visit to the ausie bloke and rid us of a pest///
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12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Yet another person TRYING to be Aussie bloke. There are certain traits that the REAL Aussie bloke had and you don´t even come close.

Now my question is this, if nothing happens in three days, do we have YOUR permission to get your ISP number from the owner of this forum and turn you in for terrorist threats?
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12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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1150

even the "real" aussi bloke was a hoax, how many times he predicted events that are yet to be unfold? that were suppose to unfold just a bit after his post?

Please people, please.
magpie
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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g´day AB. What would happen after initial impact? EQ´s and tsunami´s obviously but what else can we expect..debris showers and reactive nuclear exchanges as well.? cheers..your shout.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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wow, maybe i can make you all become my bitch after all, peope are dumber then i originally beleived.





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