I am going to hell for this. Craigslist fun.

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Does anyone else do stupid shit on craigslist to pass time?

I do.

One of my games is this:

I post an ad looking for T-Shirt models for my screen printing company.

Then when these beautiful chicks respond, I engage them in stupid conversations to see if I can score dates with them.

But I don't just ask them out on dates or anything straight forward like that.

What I do is this...

I will make facetious comments about their personal appearence to watch their reaction.

"Hi, you're beautiful, but i'm so sorry, your nose is too big."

"Hi, you'd be the perfect model for our clothing company, if only you lost 8 LB's."

"You're hired!

That's what i'd be saying if you lost 3 LB's."

"Sorry your butt is too big."

"You'd be a better pornstar than t-shirt model, you interested in becoming a star?"







Their reactions are awesome. Some threaten to kill me. Some get their boyfriends to call me to beat me up. And almost all will flag your ads for deletion.

Some play along.

Some totally get the joke.

Some will actually have sex with you if you play your cards right.







I know i'm going to hell for these games and for being an asshole and abusing an honest service like Craigslist, where good people are only looking to sell their used Televisions and occasionally to get discreet bisexual blowjobs and goatplay services.

Man oh man do I need some new hobbies.

Sincerely,

Razrin