As GLP Turns: Slow Dreary Monday Update

Today on GLP, things got off to a slow start, only 9 more days (Nov 3rd, 2004) until Maitreya announces to the world that he’s a metrosexual guru who learned most of his wisdom and magical powers from reading back copies of the Weekly World News and Tiger Beat Magazine. Donna is sending rare 8’x10’ glossy photos of maeitreya posed in his swim trunks for anyone who PM’s her. Remember if you visit Maitreya’s website do not, I repeat do not, look at his face!! He is evil and possibly the antichrist according to some, and viewing his pixellated image on a computer screen has been known to cause some people to get canker sores or break out with skin rashes. Caution is advised.

This GLP soap opera reporter was not around for the weekend except for very minor moments.. I am guessing someone, somewhere, sometime called someone called someone a big fat poopy head and a 200 reply thread went from there.

With the US election looming in just 8 days from now, several threads were started about the size or lack thereof of Democrats or Republican’s Penises and sexual prowess in the sack. These are an improvement over the “my penis fell off” or “I put my penis in the toaster” threads, largely because they show that many GLP’ers are becoming more politically and socially aware of Real hard hitting issues that matter to the election. This GLP soap opera reporter encourages everyone to Vote Yes on Proposition 10” this election. This is a non partisan proposition which will give every insecure man who has issues about his penis size an extension.

The conspiracy theorists are out in very small numbers today. Steve Martin is planning on starting a thread later today, about how he watched “Indian Jones and the Temple of Doom” 17 times this weekend and found many illuminati clues about the future of the NWO he also found out that the loveable asian funny sidekick boy “Shortround” was actually the one who piloted the plane that hit the Twin Towers..Anders is expected to post on this thread with some long cut n’ pastes to prove that steve martin is correct indeed in his suspicions. We are looking forward to this thread immensely.

It is a slow sleepy Monday on GLP, and this soap opera reporter will be back mid week with some juicy gossipy stories of intrigue and controversy.

AS GLP Turns.....