Blowout Conspiracy Theory: Dick Cheney ordered BP hit

It is no coincidence the accident occured shortly after Dick's Haliburton sealed off and cemented the well. There is the distinct posibility that this could have been done purposely with the intent to place BP's American competetors in an advantageously profitable situation. Their competetors don't want BP drilling in the gulf, and if I had to guess, I'd bet Haliburton doesnt either. Why? Well, look at it's CEO's stock portfolio for an answer. This is a real conspiracy theory with wads of money as the motivating factor.
If Cheney would be involved with an attack on the WTC and the Pentagon, he'd do this without batting an eyelash.
The key is the company it happened to, and the fact that they were self insured. This will most likely put BP out of business permanetnly, it will bankrupt them, especially with drilling cut off in the gulf.