I NEED GLP REHAB

Such is life!

just embrass your inner addict and smile

It's called PDSD, Post Doom Stress Dissorder...

Well take two stars out of the petty cash, and then banned yourself.

i thought you were going to say "take two stars and call me in the morning"

Pull the plug out of the wall and go to the pub.

A few hours of talking to the masses will have you running back to sanity.

See you later...

Back in the day I had the perfect smilie for this post...


Wistful smile....

That aint gonna work I dont drink and I cant relate to people face to face

Now come on thats only if I miss my usual meds.

I am really a sweetheart.

GLP kinda make me feel dirty and cheap. But I love it.

I exposed myself here

and got real freaky.

I think for the most part 95% of you guys here are like functioning addicts; eventually the function will dissapear and you'll just be another lowly GLP addict.
like me.
It's scary

Last Edited by BenBen on 05/27/2010 02:02 PM

Step (1) is admitting you have a problem... so I hear...

Never got that far myself, so cannot be much help, sorry.

>>Nah, I am a violent psychopath and I get along just fine with people face to face in pubs.

Join the club. i'm right there with you.
I need the 12 steps for this. I can't stop. I can't stop.
Why CANT I STOP!!!!

your creepy dude.

thank the lord its not just me

ok so I admit I am addicted to GLP--so I think the only thing to do now is go out and get a rock to smoke and get my porno dvd's out.

that'll get me off here.

>>You have no idea, pillowbiter.

Oh... and it's 'you're'... a contraction, not a possessive.

Last Edited by Sinanju2 on 05/27/2010 02:27 PM

WTF! Dude you are possessed!

what the hell is a pillowbiter?

Last Edited by BenBen on 05/27/2010 02:39 PM

>>YOU are a pillowbiter, Nancy.

The only cure is more.

OK uhh, name is BenBen; still dont know what a pillowbiter is--tell me please

So when you tried to stop smoking crack, did you go to your dealer for advice?

A pillowbiter isn't a bad thing, BenBen...


Sinanju is just jerkin' your peener.

When the world finally POPS....
Then you'll be free from GLPs warm snuggley hold.

DOOM DETOX !! What a novel idea.

well what is it?

NO I just had to take it slower as I got older

Maybe that's the trick with GLP lol

OK I just looked it up on line.

It's means a guy gettin fucked in the ass
hurts so much he gotta bite a pillow.

well no matter; because that dont apply to me
as I have only been butt fucked by my Dad and Brother. HA!

Plus Dad is dead now so double dont count on that one.

me and my brother have butt fucked one another less than 10 times each; and we only have EVER done each other, (besides dad) so none of that counts at all

Its called keepin it real and in the family.
so that keeps my brother, dad, and I exempt!! double HA!

A true glp addict will have to do a bit of research. Even if it is bogus research. Never depend on one of us to answer your pleas. It's part of the poison.