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"Basically, we send all your young men to fight next great war. Only weak left behind. Indonesia invades, takes out Darwin. All our trees are on fire. Very sad."

Interesting. But logistically... getting from top end to anywhere else is a reall bastard here. Lets see those used to nice wrm, moist climates and jungles get used to thousands of kms of wasteland and desert, and farking dry hot heat. They might invade during wet season though? Well then they;'re totally f&cked!

Planes is one thing but ground troops just aint gonn happen.