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Message Subject The Future of your country?..ask and I will tell you,...
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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Paris Hilton entering the portals?

Well, think twice! First, she is blond. Extremely blond! So she will have some issues with finding the hidden portals. Remember how blonds have troubles with parking a car in front of a supermarket! Can you imagine a blond finding a portal?

And even if she would find a portal, she wouldn't know how to handle it. She will go into hysterics, and I hear her voice crying: Oh my God, what's that?? Where is my daddy and my mom and my bodyguards? And where are my pampers? And what about all that light coming from the gate? Is it a new diso with a big party especially for me?? Where are the long drinks? And who is that strange guy who looks like Santa Claus? (Well, it's her guide, of course!) I don't know him! Can I trust him?

Second, she is rich. She won't leave her money and all the comfortable things she is used to. There's absolutely no reason for her to jump into one of the portals, as long as she cannot buy anything in the portals with her hundreds of millions of dollars.

So probably, she will not enter the portals.
 
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