Its kinda cool being retired since the age of 36,I am 51 now

How did you become retarded at 36?

Big Rig accident

I even did a few adult films.Now how cool is that?

Oh, so a totally useless, nonproductive eater with a sex-addiction...

Thats really cool.

I am not really addicted to sex.I do not watch porn or self pleasure.I just was asked because there was a demand for in shape mature porn actors.

I wish I was in your position, bro!

Ignore the haters.

Im just playin..
Congrats on that!

I bet it is you old fuck.

I really think somehow.I got lucky.almost like winning the lottery.No boss,piss tests.I do what I want.Wake up when I want.I am raising a 13 year old child.So I do wake up for him during school.Its a dream come true.Tonight I am playing poker,then getting stoned.Taking a ride in the forest and then I will have a drink.And sleep.
My Nympho GF is away in a bike race,She can be a pain with her constant demands for sex.But I can live with that for awhile at least

Normally that would be boring but your HOA lawsuit should be fun. I hope you nail them to the floor!

And what exactly have you done for mankind lately?

Oh, so you are a useless maggot then?

Stop breathing my air will ya?

You are back at the assembly line MOnday 08:00 AM buddy, just like the rest of us.

But hey, don´t let me spoil your wet dreams.

How could you retire at 36?

You forgot the habitual lying part.