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Peace on Earth, a deceptive dream.

 
Irdoooomed
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06/05/2010 03:03 AM
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Peace on Earth, a deceptive dream.
I had a dream, I was on GLP when I received a text message saying, “Start packing” so I got off the internet and GLP and proceeded to pack my stuff.

Three hours later I received another text message telling to head for a certain location. So I hopped in my car and drove to the location. Where I was met by two army doods that said come with us and they lead me to a chopper one of them complained about my not travelling light as I had packed all my stuff into three suitcases.

En route to our destination war was declared by Turkey and Iran on Israel we heard it on the radio, anyway soon we arrived at a mountain bunker and I was lead to a room in the bunker and told it was to be my room for the duration of the war.

The war started as a conventional war but things turned against Israel and they used nuclear weapons on the forces of the Arab states. The entire Arab world went spastic over this and Saudi Arabia attacked Israel with nuclear weapons thus the entire Middle East was in ruins.

Oil spiked to $300 dollars a barrel and Americans had to walk to get anywhere. The US joined Israel in slaughtering the Arabs as much as they could and soon Russia and China attacked the Middle East to regain oil for themselves although some skirmishes were fought between the Americans and Chinese it didn’t lead to all out war between them.

The Muslims in the nations around the world went on a rampage and went door to door looking for Jews to kill and rape and then kill. In Australia, a false group of Jews was formed by the SAS called Jews for justice and given census data of where Muslims lived; they went to their homes and slaughtered them to antagonise the Muslims into further action against the Jews.

Both Jews and Muslims firebombed the other’s respective schools and went completely anarchic. I watched the anarchy unfold on a big screen TV in the bunker as both groups were happy to be on TV seeking revenge for real and imagined wrongs.

Soon after entry into the bunker we were given antiviral shots and micro chipped although I protested on religious reasons and was given a swipe smart card with my photo on it instead of the microchip. A soldier said, “Don’t lose this card it’s your passport to this and other bunkers, it has all of your information on it so it’s important you won’t be allowed into the bunker without it.”

I asked if there was an educational program available in the bunker and the soldier said, “Yes, it’s being run by the military college. You’ll have to resubmit your work for RPL to continue studies.” “That’s ace thanks a bunch.” I replied.

Then I video called a sibling in another bunker and asked them if they had looked into the training options at their bunker and they said, “Not yet.” I said, “They really should look into it so they can improve their employment prospects after life in the bunker.” To which they replied they would.

In the bunker we were told that just over 250 million people had gone into government bunkers around the world after a few years of war which genocide had played a big part it was estimated that only 350 million people were left on the surface and the war was still raging.

Then one day Jerusalem got nuked and then the war suddenly took a turn for the worse and other places were nuked. These short exchanges lead to the end of the war.

At the end of the war they televised the rebuilt Jerusalem and built a new church on the temple mount and dedicated it to God and the Pope blessed the new church and a spaceship descended from above Jerusalem and out of the spaceship came the grey aliens who had brought Jesus with them to end the carnage.

Jesus performed a few miracles and everyone was convinced of his divinity. He said go to the bunkers and receive my holy mark (meaning the microchip) So I went to the bunker and got my microchip as did millions of surface dwellers that survived the apocalyptic destruction and anarchy and then Jesus formed the one world government and soon they issued the one world currency and they made English the one world language. With a one world government they ensured peace on Earth. Then I woke up. I have some weird dreams.
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06/05/2010 03:06 AM
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Re: Peace on Earth, a deceptive dream.
Thats not a dream, thats every other fucking post on GLP.

What are you, new???
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06/05/2010 03:13 AM
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Re: Peace on Earth, a deceptive dream.

Jesus performed a few miracles and everyone was convinced of his divinity. He said go to the bunkers and receive my holy mark (meaning the microchip) So I went to the bunker and got my microchip as did millions of surface dwellers that survived the apocalyptic destruction and anarchy and then Jesus formed the one world government and soon they issued the one world currency and they made English the one world language. With a one world government they ensured peace on Earth. Then I woke up. I have some weird dreams.


Mark of the beast!

on a more serious note, Saudi Arabia could never nuke Israel. No arab countries have nukes. Only islamic countries that have nukes are Pakistan, and perhaps Iran in the future
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06/05/2010 03:34 AM
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Re: Peace on Earth, a deceptive dream.
Thats not a dream, thats every other fucking post on GLP.

What are you, new???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 991261


What can I say, maybe I spend too much time on GLP.

Jesus performed a few miracles and everyone was convinced of his divinity. He said go to the bunkers and receive my holy mark (meaning the microchip) So I went to the bunker and got my microchip as did millions of surface dwellers that survived the apocalyptic destruction and anarchy and then Jesus formed the one world government and soon they issued the one world currency and they made English the one world language. With a one world government they ensured peace on Earth. Then I woke up. I have some weird dreams.


Mark of the beast!

on a more serious note, Saudi Arabia could never nuke Israel. No arab countries have nukes. Only islamic countries that have nukes are Pakistan, and perhaps Iran in the future
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 991860


It's funny you should mention the mark of the beast. After Jesus performed the miracles he sat on the throne of the new church and said, "Worship me for I am God."

Bush gave Saudi Arabia nuclear weapons.
Twenty grand dood, it's a lot of money!

Recently homosexuals have been making anti christian threads. Think about it.
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06/05/2010 04:04 AM
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Re: Peace on Earth, a deceptive dream.
Thats not a dream, thats every other fucking post on GLP.

What are you, new???


What can I say, maybe I spend too much time on GLP.



Jesus performed a few miracles and everyone was convinced of his divinity. He said go to the bunkers and receive my holy mark (meaning the microchip) So I went to the bunker and got my microchip as did millions of surface dwellers that survived the apocalyptic destruction and anarchy and then Jesus formed the one world government and soon they issued the one world currency and they made English the one world language. With a one world government they ensured peace on Earth. Then I woke up. I have some weird dreams.


Mark of the beast!

on a more serious note, Saudi Arabia could never nuke Israel. No arab countries have nukes. Only islamic countries that have nukes are Pakistan, and perhaps Iran in the future


It's funny you should mention the mark of the beast. After Jesus performed the miracles he sat on the throne of the new church and said, "Worship me for I am God."

Bush gave Saudi Arabia nuclear weapons.
 Quoting: Irdoooomed


Man I'm saudi and let me tell you Saudi Arabia can't manufacture a simple rifle, let alone handle and launch nuclear missles. There's no way Saudi has nukes. On the other hand, could be Pakistan...





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