Breaking News- The Shroud Of Turin Definitly a fake. | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 994139 United States 06/06/2010 03:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | bump the fantasies false teaching and forgeries are many, and they are all the catholic church uses to hold on with its dead hanad to the myth of it's orgins, which are all based upon a lie. The truth is they are the ones who inherited the fatherhood of the devil from Pagan Rome, the means by which the dragon would decieve the world and keep them from the light of the goodnews of Jesus Christ by replacing it with their traditions and forgeries wars, tortures holocausts and wordly lusts.. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 757124 United States 06/06/2010 03:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The other great reason why the Shroud of Turin could not actually be the burial cloth of Jesus has to do with DNA. If it actually IS the burial cloth of Jesus, then microscopic amounts of the DNA of Jesus must necessarily still be present in the cloth or in the nard or in the myrrh. If that was really the case, then some idiot scientist would some day get the brilliant idea that he could 'clone' Jesus from that microscopic sample. That theoretical clone would not actually be Our Jesus, but, in a sense, it still WOULD be Jesus. God would never allow a situation where we might be able to do such a stupid thing. In addition to the factual arguments presented above, this consideration adds another reason why the Shroud of Turin cannot actually be the burial cloth of Jesus. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 994139Hahahaha. Thats a reason? I don't believe its the actual shroud either but that is the lamest thing I've ever heard. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 754098 United States 06/06/2010 03:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yep, Quoting: Sir.KalinGood points OP! Talking to yer self a habit? The Shroud is the burial cloth of Jesus. It's funny watching you godless turds clammor at the science that backs up the cloth while quoting old tired bullshit lies. The muslims hate it too. See, you all do have something in common besides your final destination. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 993597 United States 06/06/2010 03:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Shroud of Turin is definitely very old. It can be traced back to 1354 AD with good documentation. Prior to that year, no evidence seems to exist about it. In 1578, it was placed in the Cathedral of Turin, Italy, where it remains (and where it received its popular name). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 994139Wrong. Typical ignoramus claiming their own shit is truth. |
Sir.Kalin User ID: 994131 United States 06/06/2010 03:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yep, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 754098Good points OP! Talking to yer self a habit? The Shroud is the burial cloth of Jesus. It's funny watching you godless turds clammor at the science that backs up the cloth while quoting old tired bullshit lies. The muslims hate it too. See, you all do have something in common besides your final destination. What the fuck are you talking about? I am NOT Godless, I am deist [link to www.deism.com] Nor am I the OP, you dipshit. Last Edited by Lord.Kayle on 06/06/2010 03:38 AM :LordKayleSig4: - "Your best investment is ammo, because it's going to weird quickly." - AC 1196210 - "Rebellion to Tyrants is Obedience to God" - Thomas Jefferson's Personal Seal |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 754098 United States 06/06/2010 03:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yep, Quoting: Sir.KalinGood points OP! Talking to yer self a habit? The Shroud is the burial cloth of Jesus. It's funny watching you godless turds clammor at the science that backs up the cloth while quoting old tired bullshit lies. The muslims hate it too. See, you all do have something in common besides your final destination. What the fuck are you talking about? I am NOT Godless, I am deist [link to www.deism.com] Nor am I the OP, you dipshit. 994139 994131 Proxy post 8 numbers off? I guess it's just luck. Jesus is God so you are "Godless". |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 994139 United States 06/06/2010 03:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | O' c'mon ! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 994138I am a Catholic and I never believe in all those nonsense anyway. So fuck off, OP. Do not blame the Catholic Church for the doings of some idiots with tall air-pump hats. But it is the catholic church that does it. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 994138 Malaysia 06/06/2010 03:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | O' c'mon ! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 994139I am a Catholic and I never believe in all those nonsense anyway. So fuck off, OP. Do not blame the Catholic Church for the doings of some idiots with tall air-pump hats. But it is the catholic church that does it. There were like only a few tall hat assholes that were connected to that piece of cloth and you blame the entire Catholic Church for that? Oh fuck off, OP ! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 994139 United States 06/06/2010 03:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 878584 United States 06/06/2010 03:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yep, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 754098Good points OP! Talking to yer self a habit? The Shroud is the burial cloth of Jesus. It's funny watching you godless turds clammor at the science that backs up the cloth while quoting old tired bullshit lies. The muslims hate it too. See, you all do have something in common besides your final destination. Calling people turds, how christlike of you. I have Jesus burial cloth in my closet, if you don't believe me your going to hell. Where in the bible does it say believe every claim someone makes through history? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 754098 United States 06/06/2010 03:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yep, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 878584Good points OP! Talking to yer self a habit? The Shroud is the burial cloth of Jesus. It's funny watching you godless turds clammor at the science that backs up the cloth while quoting old tired bullshit lies. The muslims hate it too. See, you all do have something in common besides your final destination. Calling people turds, how christlike of you. I have Jesus burial cloth in my closet, if you don't believe me your going to hell. Where in the bible does it say believe every claim someone makes through history? It's the general blasphemy and trolling that is typical here. As for the turd comment, just calling it like I see it. The trolls are turds who proclaim lies and deciet even after debunkment, which the OPost is, tired debunked BS. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 918488 United States 06/06/2010 03:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | O' c'mon ! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 994138I am a Catholic and I never believe in all those nonsense anyway. So fuck off, OP. Do not blame the Catholic Church for the doings of some idiots with tall air-pump hats. Ok we'll just blame them for helping perpetuate pedophilia and child abuse... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 878584 United States 06/06/2010 04:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's the general blasphemy and trolling that is typical here. As for the turd comment, just calling it like I see it. The trolls are turds who proclaim lies and deciet even after debunkment, which the OPost is, tired debunked BS. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 754098What do you care? If you or others believe in Jesus because of this Shroud than you really don't have faith. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 994139 United States 06/06/2010 04:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 994139 United States 06/06/2010 04:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's the general blasphemy and trolling that is typical here. As for the turd comment, just calling it like I see it. The trolls are turds who proclaim lies and deciet even after debunkment, which the OPost is, tired debunked BS. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 878584What do you care? If you or others believe in Jesus because of this Shroud than you really don't have faith. Exactly, why else do you think the catholic church has a history of promoting such frauds?? It is aprt of its job to decieve men, and turrn them to useless and dumb idols. Their church are full of them and their teachings are made up blasphemies that have nothing to do with the teachings of Jesus Christ, the law or the prophets. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 878584 United States 06/06/2010 04:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Exactly, why else do you think the catholic church has a history of promoting such frauds?? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 994139It is aprt of its job to decieve men, and turrn them to useless and dumb idols. Their church are full of them and their teachings are made up blasphemies that have nothing to do with the teachings of Jesus Christ, the law or the prophets. True, and the Catholic Church was basically ran like the mafia back then. Corruption, greed, death all over the place. Today's sex scandals is the Catholic Church on good behavior. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 994166 Spain 06/06/2010 04:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Right op Im calling you out, lets debate this. Ill start: as to your assumption that its a fake because you say that vast amounts of aloe and myrh would have produced a different effect on the surviving cloth let me remind you that JESUS DIED JUST BEFORE THE SABBATH. His Body was HURRIEDLY PREPARED FOR BURIAL, it wasnt a typical jewish burial simply because they didnt have time and it was done in haste. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 994139 United States 06/06/2010 04:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 984999 United States 06/06/2010 04:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.shroudstory.com] Facts for you OP I don't need a piece of cloth in my faith but please your points are lame vs hard facts |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 994139 United States 06/06/2010 04:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Right op Im calling you out, lets debate this. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 994166Ill start: as to your assumption that its a fake because you say that vast amounts of aloe and myrh would have produced a different effect on the surviving cloth let me remind you that JESUS DIED JUST BEFORE THE SABBATH. His Body was HURRIEDLY PREPARED FOR BURIAL, it wasnt a typical jewish burial simply because they didnt have time and it was done in haste. All was done according to custom notice "LINEN CLOTHES" PLURAL AND SEPERATE SINGULAR CLOTH FOR HEAD WRAPPING 38And after this Joseph of Arimathaea, being a disciple of Jesus, but secretly for fear of the Jews, besought Pilate that he might take away the body of Jesus: and Pilate gave him leave. He came therefore, and took the body of Jesus. 39And there came also Nicodemus, which at the first came to Jesus by night, and brought a mixture of myrrh and aloes, about an hundred pound weight. 40Then took they the body of Jesus, and "wound it in linen clothes with the spices", as "the manner of the Jews is to bury". 41Now in the place where he was crucified there was a garden; and in the garden a new sepulchre, wherein was never man yet laid. 42There laid they Jesus therefore because of the Jews' preparation day; for the sepulchre was nigh at hand. [link to kingjbible.com] And The ressurection 4So they ran both together: and the other disciple did outrun Peter, and came first to the sepulchre. 5And he stooping down, and looking in, saw the linen "clothes" lying; yet went he not in 6Then cometh Simon Peter following him, and went into the sepulchre, and seeth the linen "clothes" lie, 7And the napkin, that was about his "head", not lying with the linen "clothes", but wrapped together in a place by itself. [link to kingjbible.com] |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 994139 United States 06/06/2010 04:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Exactly, why else do you think the catholic church has a history of promoting such frauds?? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 878584It is aprt of its job to decieve men, and turrn them to useless and dumb idols. Their church are full of them and their teachings are made up blasphemies that have nothing to do with the teachings of Jesus Christ, the law or the prophets. True, and the Catholic Church was basically ran like the mafia back then. Corruption, greed, death all over the place. Today's sex scandals is the Catholic Church on good behavior. Amazing comment |