I found a magical set of rings that transported me to a land of pools and trees which were portals to other dimensions...ask me a question

Several years ago, a friend and I went over to a mutual friend' house.

While waiting for him to get ready friend #1 started playing/figiting with random items on his coffee table. He was twirling a ring on his finger when friend #2 came in and started laughing.

He wanted to know what was so funny, the other guy said, " You're playing with my cock ring."

True story.

Where can get some of that dank bud?

You mean a golf course?

In a magical land, next to a lampost. You want a dime?

Can I have one of those rings? lol...

must have been a good blotter. i want some lucy its been a while

Sorry these rings were made from the dust of a long since dead world.

Drive to an emergency room immediately! You have been poisoned and are slipping into delirium!

Actually, I have been merely transported to an inbetween place.

Quick, put those rings back before the magician catches you! Then again, how else can Narnia be created?