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Why don't Scotsmen count sheep to fall asleep?

 
His Royal Dudeness
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Why don't Scotsmen count sheep to fall asleep?
Because they get erections.


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Re: Why don't Scotsmen count sheep to fall asleep?
I thought it's because they get pissed at the sheep and drink whiskey...
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06/12/2010 08:55 PM
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Re: Why don't Scotsmen count sheep to fall asleep?
Because they get erections.


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06/12/2010 08:59 PM
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Re: Why don't Scotsmen count sheep to fall asleep?
Because they get erections.


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My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

"Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill."

-Thou shalt remain nameless
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Re: Why don't Scotsmen count sheep to fall asleep?
Because they can't count.





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