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CALL IN YOUR OWN OBITUARY TO THE LOCAL PAPER AND TITLE IT, LATEST $400M POWERBALL WINNER PASSED ON 6/18 | |
| CaptainZero Offer Upgrade  User ID: 1007514  United States06/18/2010 10:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CALL IN YOUR OWN OBITUARY TO THE LOCAL PAPER AND TITLE IT, LATEST $400M POWERBALL WINNER PASSED ON 6/18 In the body of the obituary write that you decided to leave $250,000 each to a list of people and list people you really dont like. Make the wake from 1pm in the afternoon to 10pm at night and pay the funeral home to shut off the a/c and turn the heat on full blast. At 9:59PM run into your own wake with middle fingers raised high FUCK YOU ALL IM STILL ALIVE! woooooooooooo hooooooooooooo  Just make sure the stupid fucks dont think you really hit the powerball, they will kill you deader than a hammer on the spot and throw you in the coffin like nothing happened.  Last Edited by CaptainZero on 06/18/2010 10:50 PM Have a heapin helpin of hospitality! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 877722 United States06/18/2010 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1006673 United States06/18/2010 10:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CALL IN YOUR OWN OBITUARY TO THE LOCAL PAPER AND TITLE IT, LATEST $400M POWERBALL WINNER PASSED ON 6/18 Thing is I wouldn't want to put the money out to throw a party for the people I didn't like to enjoy and think they were going to get money. LOL Plus, there really isn't any one I dislike except one person and he raped my 3 year old grandaughter and hopefully going to jail soon. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1000657  Canada06/18/2010 10:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CALL IN YOUR OWN OBITUARY TO THE LOCAL PAPER AND TITLE IT, LATEST $400M POWERBALL WINNER PASSED ON 6/18 Thing is I wouldn't want to put the money out to throw a party for the people I didn't like to enjoy and think they were going to get money. LOL Plus, there really isn't any one I dislike except one person and he raped my 3 year old grandaughter and hopefully going to jail soon. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1006673I would if i won the lottery. Priceless.  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 779693 United States06/19/2010 03:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CALL IN YOUR OWN OBITUARY TO THE LOCAL PAPER AND TITLE IT, LATEST $400M POWERBALL WINNER PASSED ON 6/18 Thing is I wouldn't want to put the money out to throw a party for the people I didn't like to enjoy and think they were going to get money. LOL Plus, there really isn't any one I dislike except one person and he raped my 3 year old grandaughter and hopefully going to jail soon. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1006673Hopefully sans his balls! With any luck, he'll be raped to death in prison. Sick fucker! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1092499 United States09/19/2011 11:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CALL IN YOUR OWN OBITUARY TO THE LOCAL PAPER AND TITLE IT, LATEST $400M POWERBALL WINNER PASSED ON 6/18 Thing is I wouldn't want to put the money out to throw a party for the people I didn't like to enjoy and think they were going to get money. LOL Plus, there really isn't any one I dislike except one person and he raped my 3 year old grandaughter and hopefully going to jail soon. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1006673 When you say "raped" do you mean "molested?" Not that molesting is much better but raping a 3 year old is terrible. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1550491 United States09/19/2011 11:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1092499 United States09/19/2011 11:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CALL IN YOUR OWN OBITUARY TO THE LOCAL PAPER AND TITLE IT, LATEST $400M POWERBALL WINNER PASSED ON 6/18 Thing is I wouldn't want to put the money out to throw a party for the people I didn't like to enjoy and think they were going to get money. LOL Plus, there really isn't any one I dislike except one person and he raped my 3 year old grandaughter and hopefully going to jail soon. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1006673 When you say "raped" do you mean "molested?" Not that molesting is much better but raping a 3 year old is terrible. Oh jeez, sorry, didn't realize how old this thread is, I just clicked a link at the bottom of another thread. |
