which are depression/recession proof jobs?

running a conspiracy site? lol

you can write a doom and gloom article on anything that happens around the world.not to mention the fun involved in pwning some religious people.

Soldier. Plenty of wars in depressions.

i think evangelical preacher is even better.you can preach doom in person and reap benefits.

but poor nations dont have money to pay its soldiers..

Then you need to not be fail and liek actually win a war and then liek, loot pillage and raep. The only poor nations are the weakling one with men who are too girly to fight effective and win wars to provide loot for the economy.

with so many automatic weapons,nobody needs soldiers.Just get tanks,fighter planes,nuclear bombs.That's why demand for soldiers is going down.Army is saying from many years:we need small but effective force.

moonshine maker,drug distributor/maker is another recessionproof job

UNDERTAKER.

FARMER.

ALCOHOL VENDOR.

yeah but beggers cant be choosers, you cant beat ALMIGHTY KICK ASS SUPER POWER USAtm or REASONABLY POWERED TRY HARD CHINA (c) but if you had balls you could smash small weak countries to get some money for supplies and then take on medium countries until your rich enough to beat RUSSIA AKA BRONZE MEAL WINNING WORLD ARMY (yeah!).

Drug dealer

Sex worker

casino owner

modern farmers cant exist without external supplies of fertilizers,pesticides,diesel n farm equipments.peoples have lost their skill to run farm without using much technology.
undertaker job is safest in depression.

working at a fastfood joint

No one will have money to pay for these things.
Undertaker, funeral director, mortuary tech, would be paid for by the government to dispose of the bodies.

drug dealer.

law enforcement.

Military.

US Government jobs.

IRS employee.

illegal immigrant smuggler.

president.

Congress critter.

lobbyist.

liquor store owner in LA.

Gun dealer.

prostitue.

stripper.

- Debt recovery/collections
- "Law and Order" jobs
- Anything to do with FMCG's (Fast moving consumer goods) I.e. food as people still need to eat etc
- The entertainment industry
- Pawn shops and other second hand good retailers
- Morgues, funeral directors (increase in suicides and people that cant afford healthcare dropping dead)
- Religious organisations
- Kook websites and organisations


If you want to make yourself some money by working for your self and have good networking skills set up a political action group, you will need a group or person to blame for all of everyones woes then espouse far right wing political ideas, you will then get sponsored by corporations as long as you toe the line.

Good luck!

Coroner clerk.

Coffin manufacturer.

Private security agent.

Weapons dealer.

Bulletproof luxury van/limousine driver.

Gravedigger.

Last Edited by FreedomSheep on 06/23/2010 07:41 AM

provided fast food companies stay in profit.what if they start closing down franchises?

i guess doctors?
add few


drug dealer:true

law enforcement:safest but too dangerous

Military:safest

US Government jobs:no competition,safest

IRS employee:true

illegal immigrant smuggler:stable with great future

president:only one man can get it

Congress critter:not easy to get.you must be rich to get it

lobbyist:networking and connections.again you must be charismatic to do it.

liquor store owner in LA:ya

Gun dealer:yes

prostitue:yes

stripper:yes

whore

pimp

drug dealer

theif

cop

jailer

lawyer

possible job.organise protests every day for our political masters.atleast get food n drinks daily

ha ha lawyers n pimps.

private security agent n gravedigger.less investment,stable work.

Not so - at least for the Sex Worker.
The Sex Worker can still bring home the bacon - I mean the chicken.

Way back during Great the Depression, The Chicken Ranch did well enough through payments made with chickens. Those chickens and their eggs were then sold.

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There are no recession / depression proof jobs.