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If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples

 
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If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
Evolution is horseshit science!
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
I would think that the male nipples are used somewhat often? ;P
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
Then what would we hook jumper cables onto??
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
My nipples explode with delight.
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
yeah, and if an all knowing god created man, why the fuck did he have nipples?

fail!

also, why do we have gall bladders? apes use them, we dont, and they give us problems.....same with the appendix.


you fail horribly.
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
OP you are an absolute idiot. Only an American could be so fucking stupid. Do some research about how a baby evolves in the first few weeks.
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
OP you are an absolute idiot. Only an American could be so fucking stupid. Do some research about how a baby evolves in the first few weeks.
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damn straight. they have fucking TAILS and hair all over their body like apes.

they also have gill slits. the fetus goes through the same stages of every other animal on the planet.

op is borderline retarded.
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
All men were girls first. In the womb. The fragile x chromosome develops after all other fetal development.
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
Well OP have you ever heard of male lactation?

[link to www.suite101.com]

Further Nipple development is a hang over from the small fact we all start out as female in the womb.

They are no longer considered an evolutionary hang-over, instead they are understood to be part of the development cycle of the fetus which is somewhat different than the evolutionary process of a species.

[link to indianapublicmedia.org]

Most likely their 'use' is a hang over from a time when both male and female could produce milk to feed our young. Thus in part they are an evolutionary hang-over in that they can be 'used' as lactating glands.

Non-pregnant women also can lactate 'spontaneously' this strongly suggests that as a species we are all able to produce milk (or were able) to ensure the survival of our species.

However we humans have been able to produce more food and insure that mother eats enough to feed the offspring, thus the need for the male to lactate and for other females in our tribe to lactate to provide enough milk is 'dying out'.
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
My nipples explode with delight.
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
Evolution is horseshit science!
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So then why did god give men nipples?
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
OP you are an absolute idiot. Only an American could be so fucking stupid. Do some research about how a baby evolves in the first few weeks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 956982


HEY HEY HEY!

American's are not all this stupid!

If you want to make sweeping generalizations like an asshole, at least have the decency to specifically target creationists. Thank you.
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
Wrong. Men have nipples to feed the children just like women. Do your research.
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
if the dogma of creationism was correct
you'd have a brain
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
Evolution is horseshit science!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1004683

TRUE
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
IF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION WAS CORRECT

ALL THE FITTEST OF THE SPECIES WOULD BECOME SUPER MEN
ALL THE WEAK WOULD DIE
AND
THERE WOULD BE NO DISEASE
AND MONKEYS WOULD RULE THE EARTH
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
EVEN MORE CRAP: THE BIBLE :peace:
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
AND LIZARDS WOULD WALK UPRIGHT
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
All men were girls first. In the womb. The fragile x chromosome develops after all other fetal development.
 Quoting: Olibow


another do
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
IF THE THORY OF EVOLUTION WAS CORRECT

DARWIN WOULD HAVE GROWN HORNS
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
IF THE THORY OF EVOLUTION WAS CORRECT

DARWIN WOULD HAVE GROWN HORNS
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haha.
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
IF THE THORY OF EVOLUTION WAS CORRECT

DARWIN WOULD HAVE GROWN HORNS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1035160


i think you'll find the theory of evolution at work right now.

you seem to have evolved to not needing a flag.
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
Professing themselves to be wise,
they became fools.

Pity the fools.

The Creator will deal with them.
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
Evolution is horseshit science!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1004683


Clever.

In the real world, however:

Males have nipples because all embryos start off as female. It is only later on in the development of a fetus that (if a Y chromosome is present i.e. a male fetus) the development of precursor mammary glands is halted.
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
iamwith


Evolution is the word used to describe changes that happen as a result of breeding and genetics, leading to lots of different lifeforms over a long period of time and spreading of genes.

Why are there so many people who are too fucking stupid to understand the basic principles of evolution?

I guess because they see the end-products as existing because of "divinity" still. The very reason you have nipples is a sort of fucking evidence of evolution, dumbass.
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iamwith


Evolution is the word used to describe changes that happen as a result of breeding and genetics, leading to lots of different lifeforms over a long period of time and spreading of genes.

Why are there so many people who are too fucking stupid to understand the basic principles of evolution?

I guess because they see the end-products as existing because of "divinity" still. The very reason you have nipples is a sort of fucking evidence of evolution, dumbass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1039016


I think our words will be interpreted as trickery of the devil lol. You just can't educate these tards.
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
All men were girls first. In the womb. The fragile x chromosome develops after all other fetal development.
 Quoting: Olibow


I think you were well meaning with this post but its so wrong i had to step in.

The chromosomes dont develop, you inherit them from the haploid cells (sperm/egg) of your mother and father, and they are produced in the bodies sexual organs by a process called meiosis; which is similar to regular cell division, but differs in that they only contain half as many chromosomes and its a process that creates randomness in the genetic material.

When a sperm fertilizes an egg, the 23 chromosomes of the sperm and 23 of the egg fuse to create the 46 needed for the blueprint of making a human.

Males only carry a Y chromosome, if the sperm that fertilizes the egg is carrying a Y chromosome the child is male(XY).

If its carrying an X chromosome its female.(XX)
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
yeah, and if an all knowing god created man, why the fuck did he have nipples?

fail!

also, why do we have gall bladders? apes use them, we dont, and they give us problems.....same with the appendix.


you fail horribly.
 Quoting: george_glass


The gallbladder stores bile, and the appendix stores beneficial bacterium in order to repopulate the stomach and colon if we get cholera or some other illness which causes rapid evacuation of the digestive tract.

Nipples? I don't know why men have them. But we do. It neither proves, nor disproves the existence of God.
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
Then what would we hook jumper cables onto??
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

heh
I was gonna say nipple clamps, but yeah.
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
Then what would we hook jumper cables onto??
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Id rather jumper cables on my nipples than my *ahem*

Last Edited by Atheist on 07/17/2010 06:02 AM
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Re: If the theory of evolution was correct males would be born without nipples
and your god (whichever one he might be) created them on men why? because he likes to play with them in heaven after we die?





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