The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.

Is there any good women left on this earth that are worthy enough to B by the NoBody's Bedside ???

Most of the women in today's Society that would want to B with the NoBody are only in it for their own selfish reasons, like Fame, Social status, Money, ext.
They won't really love him for who he is will they ???

Most of the women of today think that their pussy's are golden and with it they can get a man to do anything for them. 80% are Promiscuous, Manipulative, Gold digging types who lack intelligence & have no respect for themselves or others.

Where on earth is the NoBody going to find women that have been with no more than 3 partners. That are outgoing attractive, smart, adventurous, loving, Not a Gold digger, Not a drama queen, bisexual, likes to party have fun. Women that can kick ass, A Bond girl type, That likes Gun's, Skiing, snowmobiling, Scuba Diving, Rock Climbing, Hiking, Fishing, Yachting, Skydiving, Horse's, Pet's and who is also awakened to the TBTB Satanic conspiracy to rule the world. Who would bug out at a moment's notice. Ready to survive when TSHTF or to go down with the NoBody in a hale of Bullets.Or survive for a long period of time in a bunker.

Where is the NoBody going to find his Bond girls that meet his criteria ??

DO they even exist ??

What type of woman do you think would be suitable for the NoBody ??

And how should he go about Finding the perfect women in an imperfect world ??

Is there any good women left on this earth that are worthy enough to B by the NoBody's Bedside ???

Most of the women in today's Society that would want to B with the NoBody are only in it for their own selfish reasons, like Fame, Social status, Money, ext.
They won't really love him for who he is will they ???

Most of the women of today think that their pussy's are golden and with it they can get a man to do anything for them. 80% are Promiscuous, Manipulative, Gold digging types who lack intelligence & have no respect for themselves or others.

Where on earth is the NoBody going to find women that have been with no more than 3 partners. That are outgoing attractive, smart, adventurous, loving, Not a Gold digger, Not a drama queen, bisexual, likes to party have fun. Women that can kick ass, A Bond girl type, That likes Gun's, Skiing, snowmobiling, Scuba Diving, Rock Climbing, Hiking, Fishing, Yachting, Skydiving, Horse's, Pet's and who is also awakened to the TBTB Satanic conspiracy to rule the world. Who would bug out at a moment's notice. Ready to survive when TSHTF or to go down with the NoBody in a hale of Bullets.Or survive for a long period of time in a bunker.

Where is the NoBody going to find his Bond girls that meet his criteria ??

DO they even exist ??

What type of woman do you think would be suitable for the NoBody ??

And how should he go about Finding the perfect women in an imperfect world ??


I'm sure if this nobody exists, they will know it is foolish and unhealthy to have more than one wife at a time.

As to who would be good for him, how many she has been with is moot, for the only person the nobody can find who is as mature as he is, is someone much older than human beings are on this planet. So if she has been alive long enough, she will have, of course, been in relationships with others, probably several others.

If I was the nobody, I would like her to have a Slovak, Russian, or some other European Accent, maybe a Jewish one, accents are Hawt!

With an accent, sense of humor, and genuine warmth of soul, and wisdom, she will win over his heart easily.

And how should he go about Finding the perfect women in an imperfect world ??


Stop searching for perfection. Look for complementarity.

Is there any good women left on this earth that are worthy enough to B by the NoBody's Bedside ???

Most of the women in today's Society that would want to B with the NoBody are only in it for their own selfish reasons, like Fame, Social status, Money, ext.
They won't really love him for who he is will they ???

Most of the women of today think that their pussy's are golden and with it they can get a man to do anything for them. 80% are Promiscuous, Manipulative, Gold digging types who lack intelligence & have no respect for themselves or others.

Where on earth is the NoBody going to find women that have been with no more than 3 partners. That are outgoing attractive, smart, adventurous, loving, Not a Gold digger, Not a drama queen, bisexual, likes to party have fun. Women that can kick ass, A Bond girl type, That likes Gun's, Skiing, snowmobiling, Scuba Diving, Rock Climbing, Hiking, Fishing, Yachting, Skydiving, Horse's, Pet's and who is also awakened to the TBTB Satanic conspiracy to rule the world. Who would bug out at a moment's notice. Ready to survive when TSHTF or to go down with the NoBody in a hale of Bullets.Or survive for a long period of time in a bunker.

Where is the NoBody going to find his Bond girls that meet his criteria ??

DO they even exist ??

What type of woman do you think would be suitable for the NoBody ??

And how should he go about Finding the perfect women in an imperfect world ??


I'm sure if this nobody exists, they will know it is foolish and unhealthy to have more than one wife at a time.

As to who would be good for him, how many she has been with is moot, for the only person the nobody can find who is as mature as he is, is someone much older than human beings are on this planet. So if she has been alive long enough, she will have, of course, been in relationships with others, probably several others.

If I was the nobody, I would like her to have a Slovak, Russian, or some other European Accent, maybe a Jewish one, accents are Hawt!

With an accent, sense of humor, and genuine warmth of soul, and wisdom, she will win over his heart easily.



the nobody's wife is the daughter of a Chinese Emperor. Oh...you people think the China empire is gone? It's always been that way. She'll already have two daughters...as she was kidnapped and raped and held hostage from the age of 17 by the forces opposed to the nobody's existence.

She has a story and fights battles all her own and when she is finally lead to the nobody she'll secretly be his enemy; working for the other side without her knowing that she's working for the other side.

The key to the success of the dark plans is that the nobody and the woman that is put with him is that they will fight one another to the death...the world will experience WWIII. Only the two daughters, witnesses, are supposed to survive.

When the nobody encounters these Three, the Mother and two Daughters, he MUST accept them, for if he sends them away, he'll just spend the rest of his days alone...for God gave him ONE wife...the other women in his life are just for comfort and good times.

One thing you should all remember...ultimately, this world is not real; thus, none of the things I mentioned above actually happened, but only did they occur in this particular perception of reality...the two daughters are actually the nobody's daughters and even are named after the nobody's biological mother.

The quantum physics of this whole affair is too complex for many to wrap their minds around, but the nobody knows that there is only ONE man on this planet and he is HIM.

The quantum physics of this whole affair is too complex for many to wrap their minds around, but the nobody knows that there is only ONE man on this planet and he is HIM.


Poor poor nobody. He must feel so alone talking to himself constantly.

That's what happen when you take the secret door that leads to your own head...

The quantum physics of this whole affair is too complex for many to wrap their minds around, but the nobody knows that there is only ONE man on this planet and he is HIM.


Poor poor nobody. He must feel so alone talking to himself constantly.

That's what happen when you take the secret door that leads to your own head...





Its not for the nobody that you should lament...

he never dies and has plenty of time to work out his problems.

lamentations should be written for the cocksuckers that started the war against him.

The quantum physics of this whole affair is too complex for many to wrap their minds around, but the nobody knows that there is only ONE man on this planet and he is HIM.


Poor poor nobody. He must feel so alone talking to himself constantly.

That's what happen when you take the secret door that leads to your own head...



Its not for the nobody that you should lament...

he never dies and has plenty of time to work out his problems.

lamentations should be written for the cocksuckers that started the war against him.


Aren't those cocksucker him? I thought he was the only ONE man on the planet???

Duh now you lost me...

This is a weird thread. What's it all about?

Something was dug up and released.

Time for the Ill crew to crap their jeans. lmao

Presents and gifts for everyone involved, hehehe.

I do hope they enjoy, of course there is no telling how it will effect, as it is only discerned by Gods will!

The table has not only turned, it flipped and smashed into pieces. WOW.

What part of the country is the nobody from?

I may know who is being spoke of....

The real nobody is someone that those in the lower rungs of the "pyramid" don't know anything about, or at least the real truth, but only a mythologized or bastardized version of the truth. And that's the way that those on top wanted/want it, to protect their own interests.

And... that's the way they roll, selfish, full of nothing good, no redeeming qualities in them. And this is one of the many reasons why they must be destroyed and WILL be destroyed shortly.

Something was dug up and released.

Time for the Ill crew to crap their jeans. lmao

Presents and gifts for everyone involved, hehehe.

I do hope they enjoy, of course there is no telling how it will effect, as it is only discerned by Gods will!

The table has not only turned, it flipped and smashed into pieces. WOW.

yes it has, haha

Lol Nobody was protected for his purity.

He is on the pathway to ascension.

Humility, respect, love, compassion, kindness, goodness.

i wonder where my self, i have no problem getting girls, the problem comes in getting to know the girls, ur right bout, the money fame bullshit, thats why i found it better, to just cut the bitches out, they distract you from you goals, maybe once im set in what i need to do, ill move onto finding a girl i can treat like a princess, not a bitch, i want to tell to take her barking out fuckin side

"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare

Lol Nobody was protected for his purity.

He is on the pathway to ascension.

Humility, respect, love, compassion, kindness, goodness.


that is the direction....humility is the toughest....

"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare






A truth never spoken more clearly.

What do you get when the aritock spunges off of the zor from a realtoc rune?

A roarking mallet that spews gains and stos



well thats a happenin'

Something was dug up and released.

Time for the Ill crew to crap their jeans. lmao

Presents and gifts for everyone involved, hehehe.

I do hope they enjoy, of course there is no telling how it will effect, as it is only discerned by Gods will!

The table has not only turned, it flipped and smashed into pieces. WOW.

yes it has, haha


has it ??

no....everything is right on schedule....



my heart sank 11/9....yes I have only one heart....


besides....was it one mans error, the 'launch' or the 'takeoff' ??

is one single person responsible for it ??


anyways....

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