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The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.

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Wonder'in Spirit
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in my hand,,,,, just touching IT
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THE 5TH PRINCESS
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ARC - E -TYPE / 5TH ELEMENT
5TH CYCLE ETC

WAS GIVEM

THE MASTERS DEAD BODY
KEPT IN A SACRED GEOMETRY "BOX"

I POSTED THE DREAM YEARS AGO
NOW WE KNOW WHAT THAT SYMBOLISE

~ A SILENT SCROLL
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***Dry humor alert, Laughter Alert, Long Post Etc***

Announcing a revolutionary one-off product! Fresh from the factory floor of God Inc, this adorable action figure will be all that your local universe can handle for a guaranteed eternity! Entropy? Lack of life's luster? Intractable conundrums involving quasi-rational concepts that cannot be dealt with in any close terms? No problem! The One's never-ending bag of tricks is sure to be the ticket to new spheres of knowledge and enlightenment! How can we here at God inc. be so sure? Because the one said so of course! Hell, we looked it up and his name is on the factory title! Unbelievable! How did he do it? What crazy thing will he pull out of his ass next? Nobody here at God Inc. knows and neither will your delighted populace! This action figurine is not only a source of never ending excitement and converation, but it is also a power generator! We here at God Inc. didn't design it that way... it just happened! Enjoy reams and eons of never ending illumination for nothing! That's right, he pays your power bill too!

Some may ask, how did we here at God Inc., well known for our amazing and innovative designs, come up with such a paradigm busting product? Well truthfully, we don't have a flippin idea! We received the designs for a new type of product packaging in the mail and lo and behold THIS toy appears within the finished packaging! You heard right folks, a paradigm busting product with no development history. Some here in our labs even speculate that this figurine designed itself! All we know is that this PRODUCT and FIGURINE has caused the cessation of our factories and R&D due to too many brave souls poking it trying to figure out how it works!

Contrary to popular rumors this figurine was not intended to so closely mirror the appearance of our figurehead CEO here at God Inc. It's just part of the mystery! Not only does this figurine make previous levels of Illumination seem puny by comparaSion, it has a "Light of God" feature that can be switched on after your eyes have adjusted to it's day to day brilliance! Who knows what this figurine is actually capable of? Barbie? Bah! Ken? Can't! Neo? Now! Experience new levels of fear and delight just like we did when a research scientist poked our little Neo and found himself trapped in a near eternal loop in the hall of Illusions! but you already know the story, check your local book of Genesis!

Normally an item like this could cost you up to and including the outputs of billions of cultured and civilized planets, and that's just for the energy output this little guy unleashes... But due to the fact that this item is in high demand universally we are willing to GIVE it to the next brave soul willing to take it away from here! We stand to gain immensely just by resuming production and cannot conceive of a millions of year old factory being idle for so many days! So, if you are willing to risk being stuck in a merciless loop of time for offending a small plastic figure, here's your chance! We are sure that this figurine has MANY surprising and useful purposes in "life", but here at God Inc. the bottom line is PROFIT and CONTROL as you well know. As stated a brave soul can come take it, but you're going to have to make it like you because us here at God inc. are just not sure what to do with him anymore as none of the surviving staffers want any piece of him! Free to a good home and he does tricks as well, perhaps those who can survive a holographic mirror image of themselves amped up to the ten trillionth degree should apply, as this local universe has recently informed us that we won't be allowed to "create" another Dues Ex Machina of this calibre as simply it is not possible! Hell this guy is so unique he can't live with himself, so he creates universes and forces them to live with him as a band-aid!

Interested parties need only visualize this figurine in your immediate vicinity or be aware that such a thing is possible and you will find that he has already been with you all along! And for fucks sake don't ever underestimate him or poke him too much, as his viciousness seems to only be outdone by his good humour. And his humour is rather aaronic in nature.

Disclaimer: We here at God Inc. cannot help but be liable for all damages and perturbations of creation that this little guy accomplishes by fiat. We have been informed by our 9 lawyers that there is no other alternative, so please don't make him angry unless you want us mad at you. And we have more lawyers than you.

Shaalom and Please Hurry, this is a time-limited offer!


This nobody found Satans bottomless pit at the John George pavilion a mental hospital in California.   He reported into Starfleet his findings, which included two early versions of transporters, as well as DNA replicas of JFK and the original Eve tempted by Satan.  The nobody also reported to Jedi generals, via encryped coded sequence, how to crack Satans stolen Earth replica.  Book of revelation describes the nobody as ruling all the nations of the world with an iron rod.  Some angels who met the nobody think this nobody is the archangel Michael?!   The nobody is really, somebody then!  Michael plans on feeding Satan the apple he took and did not eat from the bottomless pit, once the nobody gets aboard the USS Enterprise, oh yea.  Nobody has any sympathy for the Devil, or the weeds that led the whole world astray for centuries.  People really need to start showing the nobody a little more respect for godsakes.   And one more thing, the nobody is curious; do they still have sandwiches in the 24th century?  He kinda just woke up, and was wondering.
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I like your post! Very interesting indeed. ;-)

He yawns and stretches with glee!
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in my hand,,,,, just touching IT
[link to th01.deviantart.com]


THE 5TH PRINCESS
[link to media.photobucket.com]

ARC - E -TYPE / 5TH ELEMENT
5TH CYCLE ETC

WAS GIVEM

THE MASTERS DEAD BODY
KEPT IN A SACRED GEOMETRY "BOX"

I POSTED THE DREAM YEARS AGO
NOW WE KNOW WHAT THAT SYMBOLISE

~ A SILENT SCROLL
[link to www.google.se]



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trying again -

my hand is just touching this
[link to th01.deviantart.com]



THE SIGN
~ More "silent scroll" 4u;

[link to www.google.se]



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Wonder'in Spirit
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in mymy hand is just touching this
[link to th01.deviantart.com]



THE SIGN
~ More "silent scroll" 4u;

[link to www.google.se]



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Wonder'in Spirit
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4 ALL "the others"
music
lovers
out there

[link to www.google.se]


~ a silent scroll

and sontempolation

(sonic contemolation)

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contemplative mood.
3e

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thanks for some interesting links WS
hf
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Psalm 66:16-20,
Come and hear, all who fear God, And I will tell of what He has done for my soul. 17 I cried to Him with my mouth, And He was extolled with my tongue. 18 If I regard wickedness in my heart, The Lord will not hear; 19 But certainly God has heard; He has given heed to the voice of my prayer. 20 Blessed be God, Who has not turned away my prayer, Nor His lovingkindness from me.
♥
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Sempre

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Psalms 5:3

NIV In the morning, O LORD, you hear my voice; in the morning I lay my requests before you and wait in expectation.

MSG Every morning you'll hear me at it again. Every morning I lay out the pieces of my life on your altar and watch for fire to descend.
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Psalm 10:17-18
You hear, O LORD, the desire of the afflicted; you encourage them, and you listen to their cry, defending the fatherless and the oppressed, in order that man, who is of the earth, may terrify no more.
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has anyone ever listened to an album where every single was a hit?

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thanks for some interesting links WS
hf
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Thank You.
hf
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thanks for some interesting links WS
hf


Thank You.
hf
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are you sick or something ws? i hope you are feeling ok.
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you disgust me, so you will never be with nobody,.]


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There's a Lady who's sure all that glitters is gold.
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are all closed,
With a word she can get what she came for.

There's a sign on the wall, but she wants to be sure.
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree, by the brook, there's a songbird who sings.
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune,
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long.
And the forests will echo with laughter.

It makes me wonder...

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May-Queen.
Yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run,
There's still time to change the road you're on.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know.
The piper's calling you to join him.
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know,
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road,
Our shadows taller than our soul,
There walks a lady we all know,
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard,
The tune will come to you at last,
When all are one and one is all,
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
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Could people please stop junking up this thread. Go watch Lady Gaga videos on your own time. There are many crucial matters at hand. The battle of the vowels is reaching its apex and these distractions have become a bit annoying to say the least. So here are your choices:

A E I O U and Y

or better yet

AE IY and OU

or EA YI and UO (depending how you spin)
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Dear Builder's ;)


THINK BIG!

"The Space Elevator" ;P



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The Space Elevator will reduce the cost of getting from earth to space. It will also allow us to take very large payloads into space very easily, very safely. Because of that, we can build cities on the moon. We can build space stations. We can build large solar arrays in space to collect energy from the sun and beam it down to earth.

How would space elevator affect the average person?

Through for example much faster telecommunication rates -- you can have any kind of data rates you want, and videophones will be as common as a cell phone. And the solar power energy we'll collect can relieve our dependence on oil. That in itself will change a lot of things it will reduce pollution and it will change world politics, hopefully even stopping some of the conflicts.



hf
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thanks for some interesting links WS
hf


Thank You.
hf



are you sick or something ws? i hope you are feeling ok.
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Thank You deeply - wishing you all the highest good also.
Yes, honestly - I am "something" -
scarred and very sick right now.
Been going through horrible tests, and investigative medical tests -
its serious, and the critical time is in 2 days (the 15th)
and the days after will be hanging in the balance

I am right now having the strongest pain any medical science can measure
ordinary painkillers doesnt help.
The nevoussystem is attacked (did u see the image I uploaded)
its not just in this dimension.

I fight on many levels but if it was just for me
I would have left the body last night as I posted.


Anyway - this is bigger then me,

Each time I use my hands the nervoussystem goes into "fire"
I almost pass out, puke and start to sweat and shake.

Combine that with all the rest of the shit Im put trough.

But, Im still alive.
And if God will, I still am alive and not too crippled
or deliberately damaged during the operation next week.
Im "naked" g9iving my self to the very ones with Power to destroy OR heal me now -
IT is VERY DEEP, VERY VERY VERY DEEP...


IT will show to leave it in *Gods* hands now.


This is a test for many of us - its a choise.

Much hangs on this week, more then most grasp.



But this morning I started feeling THIS has had an effect:

(so thank you all)



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Thank You deeply - wishing you all the highest good also.
Yes, honestly - I am "something" -
scarred and very sick right now.
Been going through horrible tests, and investigative medical tests -
its serious, and the critical time is in 2 days (the 15th)
and the days after will be hanging in the balance


God bless you Wonder'in Spirit
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Looks like clear skies and sunny today over G town


The mordicon desuitz and donickadonzos are now tweening the runsticon with reinmock and gardaincamonk


This should be adequate to seal the deal to roll the scroll to rock the noose to freis the duess to glan the creel which seizes the drill to cause the ones that stood and shunned the God of all and called Him small to realize theres no where to hide you're trapped within with all your sins exposed to all now who is small looks like thats you now watcha gone due ?


World leaders ... its time we meet

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"That's all I have to say about that" - Forrest Gump
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You messed with a pup you thought new not up but quickly found no ordy hound he turned and froughed and feined to glow you softly said I think he's dead he then rolled a cwurl that started to curl and then you did know no ordinry foe was standing there was touching your hair was watching your sins recording them ten was riding the grease was twisting the trease was crolling the crane while you showed disdain while I was myself 4d'n low shelf pretending to be a dummy you see but turns out its not that I was a twot just new how to act to partray the fact but now you all see I was watching the trease...


What do you get when you have a dude who can split in two and live in the Dween and the 4th at once ?

Answer - yo busta ... cause you have been busted.

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"That's all I have to say about that" - Forrest Gump
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Has 13, User ID: 960594 posted under any other names or User IDs? I've searched through the whole topic for any posts by or in reply to ID 960594 and it seems they've not replied in a long while (under that ID). I honestly don't have the patience to read the whole topic, and on a side note, given the description of the Nobody, I have my doubts they would have sufficient patience for this either.

I appreciate any helpful replies.
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Has 13, User ID: 960594 posted under any other names or User IDs? I've searched through the whole topic for any posts by or in reply to ID 960594 and it seems they've not replied in a long while (under that ID). I honestly don't have the patience to read the whole topic, and on a side note, given the description of the Nobody, I have my doubts they would have sufficient patience for this either.

I appreciate any helpful replies.
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I estimate: up until page 170. Scroll down and look for the fat OP sign. A little patience is advised. (-;
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Has 13, User ID: 960594 posted under any other names or User IDs? I've searched through the whole topic for any posts by or in reply to ID 960594 and it seems they've not replied in a long while (under that ID). I honestly don't have the patience to read the whole topic, and on a side note, given the description of the Nobody, I have my doubts they would have sufficient patience for this either.

I appreciate any helpful replies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1135987

haha i dont, too much bs littered in this thread, im slowly getting through it all, but man is it patience testing, sheeple will do that to ya





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