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His Royal Dudeness (OP) User ID: 992670 United States 07/02/2010 07:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Steven Wright's whole show was one and two liners. Very funny stuff if you were to search engine his name. Quoting: tkwasnyYeah Wright was a good one liner, he did 3 hour shows with one liners only! That's nuts! My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch. "Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill." -Thou shalt remain nameless |
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His Royal Dudeness (OP) User ID: 992670 United States 07/02/2010 07:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I like all the classics and most that have been said thus far. I figured I would throw Demetri Martin into the hat. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1023441Yeah, he's pretty funny. But he can't relate to sheeple very well, thats why his Comedy Central show was a bummer. To me it was anyway. My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch. "Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill." -Thou shalt remain nameless |
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Say_It_Loud User ID: 1023786 United States 07/03/2010 05:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | RIP Richard Jeni. This was my favorite bit of his 'Steaming Pile Of Me' routine...busting on Politics! Last Edited by Say_It_Loud on 07/03/2010 05:35 AM Truth Is God's Daughter - Spanish Proverb. "Silence Is Treason" Geert Wilders |
Say_It_Loud User ID: 1023786 United States 07/03/2010 05:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George Carlin made me laugh harder than anyone ever in my life to date. All he did was walk out on stage...and say NOTHING. The audience was unsure what to do at first. Then you could hear mumbling and giggles...and still all he did was stand there and subtly shift footing but say NOTHING. Finally the audience was roaring with laughter because it was so ridiculous. Funniest damn thing ever! Truth Is God's Daughter - Spanish Proverb. "Silence Is Treason" Geert Wilders |
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Phydeau User ID: 960398 United States 07/03/2010 08:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My number ONE is Mitch Hedberg, a brilliant comedian who died too soon.. Quoting: His Royal DudenessI saw the thread title and was going to reply with "Mitch Hedberg" ... ugh. "When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?" — John M. Keynes "The way to see by [blind] faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin Real men keep Torah. Knighted into the Army of Yahuwah on 10-9-10. Dear disaffected Democrats: Welcome to the Libertarian Party, we think you will find our social tolerance delightful. However in exchange for this, you're going to have to find a way to be ok with people keeping their guns and more of their money. Dear disaffected Republicans: Welcome to the Libertarian Party, we think you will find our small government economic policies to your liking. However in exchange you will have to find a way to be ok with "the gays" getting married. Snacks are on the table, help yourself. Please introduce yourself to someone on "the other side", you might be astonished just how much you actually have in common. |
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Phydeau User ID: 960398 United States 07/03/2010 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can't believe no one has mentioned Eddie Izzard. "When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?" — John M. Keynes "The way to see by [blind] faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin Real men keep Torah. Knighted into the Army of Yahuwah on 10-9-10. Dear disaffected Democrats: Welcome to the Libertarian Party, we think you will find our social tolerance delightful. However in exchange for this, you're going to have to find a way to be ok with people keeping their guns and more of their money. Dear disaffected Republicans: Welcome to the Libertarian Party, we think you will find our small government economic policies to your liking. However in exchange you will have to find a way to be ok with "the gays" getting married. Snacks are on the table, help yourself. Please introduce yourself to someone on "the other side", you might be astonished just how much you actually have in common. |
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