I will try my best not to love you ever,
if you try your best, not to be lovely.
So please, by all means do what you can to be ugly.
Smack your lips and pop your jaw when you chew.
Pull faces and cuss me out.
Be mean and obnoxious, bad at compliments.
Belch loudly in public, don't bless me
when I sneeze. I promise I won't miss you,
if you promise not to be worth missing.