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IRAN BANS MULLETS AND PONYTAILS...

 
Olibow
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IRAN BANS MULLETS AND PONYTAILS...
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From ED TV (1999)

I feel that Ed (TV) is the apotheosis of a prevailing American syndrome. It used to be that someone became famous because they were special. Now people are considered special just for being famous. Fame, itself, is now a moral good in this country. It's its own virtue.
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Re: IRAN BANS MULLETS AND PONYTAILS...
They should do that in the US, I support this change 100%.

Mullets and male ponytails are an offense against man and surely they must offend God as well.

Go Iran!
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Sorry I can't help but laugh. it's par for the course int his Rabbit Hole called Earth.

I can't imagine being pulled over and fined for have Unauthorized Hair.

I think banning stoning innocent women to death for nothing should be better time spent. but that's just me, I'm sane so I know, no dice...
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From ED TV (1999)

I feel that Ed (TV) is the apotheosis of a prevailing American syndrome. It used to be that someone became famous because they were special. Now people are considered special just for being famous. Fame, itself, is now a moral good in this country. It's its own virtue.
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I should fucking think so!

I'm with Iran on this one!
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They should do that in the US, I support this change 100%.

Mullets and male ponytails are an offense against man and surely they must offend God as well.

Go Iran!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1011544



Man what would Obi-wan Kenobi say!

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You will adore my mullet and emulate it! *waves hand*

*blank stare* I will get a mullet....
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From ED TV (1999)

I feel that Ed (TV) is the apotheosis of a prevailing American syndrome. It used to be that someone became famous because they were special. Now people are considered special just for being famous. Fame, itself, is now a moral good in this country. It's its own virtue.
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Fuch...what next...dammit
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cool!!
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"I take this decision personally," said Dog the Bounty Hunter.
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what about jedi's peace
you're a dick mr. hand
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"I take this decision personally," said Dog the Bounty Hunter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1005378



LOL!

I think we should hire him to bring in the militant hair stylist. I bet all the swishy fruity hair stylists here are dreaming of such a law.

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Last Edited by Olibow on 07/07/2010 06:52 PM
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From ED TV (1999)

I feel that Ed (TV) is the apotheosis of a prevailing American syndrome. It used to be that someone became famous because they were special. Now people are considered special just for being famous. Fame, itself, is now a moral good in this country. It's its own virtue.
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So, not this?
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Or this?
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Okay, maybe Iran has a point...
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From ED TV (1999)

I feel that Ed (TV) is the apotheosis of a prevailing American syndrome. It used to be that someone became famous because they were special. Now people are considered special just for being famous. Fame, itself, is now a moral good in this country. It's its own virtue.
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So, at what point is "bad hair" day banned?

George Orwell is a rollin' right now!
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Okay, maybe Iran has a point...
 Quoting: Olibow

laugh

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lmfao!!!!
Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. ~Colette
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 Quoting: zombieintraining



l-o-l
Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. ~Colette
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 Quoting: Tali

Your smiley stopped this thread dead in its tracks
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Your smiley stopped this thread dead in its tracks
 Quoting: zombieintraining

Sowwy...
l-o-lz
Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. ~Colette
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I told you all ackmajinawhatever was smarter then Obama......Finally a GLP prediction is true.
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Sowwy...
 Quoting: Tali

It's ok I was j/k
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"Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day I like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I don't give a damn, cause I am what I am
Even if it's really really bad
I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do
Go ahead and buzz it 'round the ears
I've been growin' that one braid back there for years
I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I have personality
Even if it's really really, even if it's really really bad
Make it short in front and long in back!
If the top's not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy
Club
But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid so he looks just like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse I just call it bonding with you Dad.
Norco Neck Warmer...Norco
HOCKEY HAIR...CANADA
ACHY BREAKY HAIR...Nashville
Mullet...HOBOKEN
Forbidden Hair...Europe
Shlong...Florida"
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Sowwy...

It's ok I was j/k
 Quoting: zombieintraining


hf
Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. ~Colette
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"Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day I like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I don't give a damn, cause I am what I am
Even if it's really really bad
I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do
Go ahead and buzz it 'round the ears
I've been growin' that one braid back there for years
I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I have personality
Even if it's really really, even if it's really really bad
Make it short in front and long in back!
If the top's not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy
Club
But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid so he looks just like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse I just call it bonding with you Dad.
Norco Neck Warmer...Norco
HOCKEY HAIR...CANADA
ACHY BREAKY HAIR...Nashville
Mullet...HOBOKEN
Forbidden Hair...Europe
Shlong...Florida"
 Quoting: Skullet 907523


LOL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
My eyes are burnnnnnnnnnnnninnnnnnnnng!
Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. ~Colette
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Re: IRAN BANS MULLETS AND PONYTAILS...
Mullets are some of the ugliest shit I've ever seen a guy wear. Pony tails I can deal with. But seriously, men need to keep their fucking hair cut a decent length anyway.
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Re: IRAN BANS MULLETS AND PONYTAILS...
Mullets are some of the ugliest shit I've ever seen a guy wear. Pony tails I can deal with. But seriously, men need to keep their fucking hair cut a decent length anyway.
 Quoting: hawk8414


+1

Short, is the new long!
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Re: IRAN BANS MULLETS AND PONYTAILS...
in the olden days, didn't romans distinguish slaves from
masters by short hair?
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Re: IRAN BANS MULLETS AND PONYTAILS...
The question is what is their punishment for violating authorized hair? Do they get lashed like the women do for whatever imagined "crime" of being a female? Or do they get forced shaven, or what?
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From ED TV (1999)

I feel that Ed (TV) is the apotheosis of a prevailing American syndrome. It used to be that someone became famous because they were special. Now people are considered special just for being famous. Fame, itself, is now a moral good in this country. It's its own virtue.
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Re: IRAN BANS MULLETS AND PONYTAILS...
I should fucking think so!

I'm with Iran on this one!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1028444


Only cos it makes you realise how gay you are.





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