A story of ascension

I thought I'd tell everyone what I did to kick off my ascension, since a lot of people want to get their awakenings kickstarted. While this may seem like voodoo, and it possibly is (I'm not certain) what I can say is it worked for me.

I wrote on a whiteboard a tesseract, showing I understood our solar system was on a different dimensional scale than our galaxy. I wrote 5 universal truths (according to me), and named myself to the universe with my symbol - each of us have one, mine is three swirls in a triangle.

Done right your reality will start to collapse (its gentle and loving and you'll be guided - DO NOT FEAR!), and your perspective will stop bending to your will except for the few things you hold dear - one love, a few possessions, one 'vice', and you must have a sustaining dimensional matrix for everything you choose to keep - but your spirit guides walk you through that.

My last memory of being 'normal' was saying the lords prayer (I never pray) out loud, at the top of my lungs, love held tight, and sleeping that way. I awoke to a new existence, with the memory of being singular and the knowledge I was integrating (and would be for a long while).

Who else has done the crazy?