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***IMMINENT DOOM WARNING*** [July 11th] Check OP for details...Bunkers, now! | |
| The Lemon Offer Upgrade  User ID: 832032  Canada07/08/2010 05:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  THE DOOM ALERT SYSTEM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. CORRECTION... (NOT REAL) BULLETIN - DAS ACTIVATION DOOM WARNING DOOM ALERT CENTER THE DOOM ALERT CENTER HAS ISSUED AN... * IMMINENT DOOM WARNING FOR... WITHIN 250,000 MILES OF EARTH. ...THIS ALSO INCLUDES... THE MOON. ...THIS IS A DOOM EMERGENCY FOR ALL AREAS WITHIN 250,000 MILES OF EARTH... * THIS WARNING IS IN EFFECT UNTIL JULY 12TH BY TIMEZONE. * AT 150 AM EDT...LARGE AND EXTREMELY WIDESPREAD DOOM WAS DETECTED BY THE DOOM ALERT CENTER FOR JULY 11...THIS IS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING MAJOR DOOM. THIS DOOM IS PROGRESSING WESTWARD WITH THE PASSAGE OF MORNING. * HAZARDS IN THE WARNING INCLUDE... THE BREAKOUT OF WAR... SOMETHING HAPPENING IN THE GULF... OPERATION DEEP SLEEP... A CATASTROPHIC EARTHQUAKE IN COSTA RICA... A TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE OVER THE PACIFIC... A HIGHLY ACTIVE SUNSPOT POSSIBLY FACING EARTH... AN EARTHQUAKE IN CALIFORNIA... TIMEWAVE ZERO... THE END OF THE ECONOMY... AND MUCH MORE SIGNIFICANT DOOM... * AREAS POSSIBLY AFFECTED BY THIS DOOM INCLUDE... MULTIPLE REGIONS OF THE PLANET POSSIBLY EXTENDING UPWARDS OF 250,000 MILES FROM EARTH INCLUDING THE MOON. THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY MUCH BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. HEAD TO THE BUNKERS NOW. ALL PERSONS MUST BE BELOW GROUND. THIS IS NOT A GUARANTEE. ---------------------------------------- THE DOOM ALERT SYSTEM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. (NOT REAL) BULLETIN - DAS ACTIVATION DOOM WATCH DOOM ALERT CENTER THE DOOM ALERT CENTER HAS ISSUED A... * DOOM WATCH FOR... WITHIN 250,000 MILES OF EARTH. ...THIS ALSO INCLUDES... THE MOON. ...THIS IS A POTENTIALLY SIGNIFICANT SITUATION... * THIS WATCH IS IN EFFECT UNTIL JULY 12TH. * AT 515 PM EDT...THE POTENTIAL FOR LARGE AND EXTREMELY WIDESPREAD DOOM WAS DETECTED BY THE DOOM ALERT CENTER FOR JULY 11TH...THIS POTENTIAL FOR DOOM IS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING MAJOR DOOM. * SOME HAZARDS IN THE WATCH INCLUDE... SOMETHING HAPPENING IN THE GULF... OPERATION DEEP SLEEP... A CATASTROPHIC EARTHQUAKE IN COSTA RICA... A TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE OVER THE PACIFIC... A HIGHLY ACTIVE SUNSPOT POSSIBLY FACING EARTH... AN EARTHQUAKE IN CALIFORNIA... TIMEWAVE ZERO... THE END OF THE ECONOMY... AND POSSIBLY MUCH MORE SIGNIFICANT DOOM... * AREAS POSSIBLY AFFECTED BY THIS POTENTIAL DOOM INCLUDE... MULTIPLE REGIONS OF THE PLANET POSSIBLY EXTENDING UPWARDS OF 250,000 MILES FROM EARTH INCLUDING THE MOON. DOOM WATCHES ARE USUALLY ISSUED WITHIN 48 HOURS OF POTENTIAL DOOM. THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. PREPARATIONS FOR DOOM SHOULD BEGIN IMMEDIATELY. A WARNING MAY BE ISSUED IF THE POTENTIAL FOR DOOM BECOMES APPARENT. THIS IS NOT A GUARANTEE. Last Edited by Plumas on 07/10/2010 01:04 PM |
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| The Lemon (OP) User ID: 832032 Canada07/08/2010 07:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My cat is meowing like crazy, I think you and him are on to something! Quoting: Brian MoranI was recently awarded the first ever 'Claude, Master of the Universe' award cat after I joked about California weather being related to an earthquake just hours before yesterdays 5.4 My credentials are in order. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 960208 United States07/08/2010 07:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My cat is meowing like crazy, I think you and him are on to something! Quoting: The LemonI was recently awarded the first ever 'Claude, Master of the Universe' award cat after I joked about California weather being related to an earthquake just hours before yesterdays 5.4 My credentials are in order. You're darned tootin'! :claucat: |
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| The Lemon (OP) User ID: 832032 Canada07/08/2010 07:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My cat is meowing like crazy, I think you and him are on to something! Quoting: acadianI was recently awarded the first ever 'Claude, Master of the Universe' award cat after I joked about California weather being related to an earthquake just hours before yesterdays 5.4 My credentials are in order. You're darned tootin'! :claucat:  |
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| Butt Ugly Toad User ID: 1029656 United States07/08/2010 07:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sunday after Church Doom is the best! I just wish I had some Doritos so I could munch on them while watching it all go down.  Ribbit  Ps: Watch for the greatest Doom at 2:33 pm Eastern Time.  Last Edited by Butt Ugly Toad on 07/08/2010 07:49 PM "To pee or not to pee, that is the question!" - Old Toad Proverb “Unbeknownst to most, Kindness is not a STD, so pass it on!” – Old Toad Proverb Old Toad Proverbs: Thread: Old Toad Proverbs |
| Pakal User ID: 1029028  Mexico07/08/2010 07:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  With the massive amount of US military on the way to Costa Rica, has our country rolled over and now admitted that it has lost control of the trafficking of drugs, money laundering and crime in general? Ever since I can remember Costa Rica has said, “If ever invaded, it´s neighbors would come to its rescue.” The new friendly neighbor must be the United States who is sending 46 war ships, 200 helicopters and 7,000 Marines to rescue us from invading drug cartels, smugglers, gangs and God only knows what all because the “mission” has not really been clearly defined. If there is a mission, it has not been made public, or the deployment strategy. [link to theintelhub.com] Under the guise of the “war on drugs” the U.S. Military is evacuating its ships and hardware from the Gulf of Mexico to safety off the sheltered coast of Costa Rica. The “war on drugs” cover story is laughable being that we can’t even get that level of engagement on our border with Mexico where all the drugs come through. The Navy is obviously worried about either poison from the methane/corexit 9500 mix or a massive methane explosion/tsunami. A tsunami fits with the NOAA blackout of the U.S. tsunami warning system. It also explains why BP is not actively cleaning up the oil on the beaches. Why clean them up if they are going to be gone. [link to www.survivalistnews.com] |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 950379 United States07/08/2010 08:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THE DOOM ALERT SYSTEM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. (NOT REAL) BULLETIN - DAS ACTIVATION DOOM WATCH DOOM ALERT CENTER THE DOOM ALERT CENTER HAS ISSUED A... * DOOM WATCH FOR... WITHIN 250,000 MILES OF EARTH. ...THIS ALSO INCLUDES... THE MOON. ...THIS IS A POTENTIALLY SIGNIFICANT SITUATION... * THIS WATCH IS IN EFFECT UNTIL JULY 12TH. * AT 515 PM EDT...THE POTENTIAL FOR LARGE AND EXTREMELY WIDESPREAD DOOM WAS DETECTED BY THE DOOM ALERT CENTER FOR JULY 11TH...THIS POTENTIAL FOR DOOM IS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING MAJOR DOOM. * HAZARDS IN THE WATCH INCLUDE... A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF DOOM ON JULY 11TH. * AREAS POSSIBLY AFFECTED BY THIS POTENTIAL DOOM INCLUDE... MULTIPLE REGIONS OF THE PLANET POSSIBLY EXTENDING UPWARDS OF 250,000 MILES FROM EARTH INCLUDING THE MOON. DOOM WATCHES ARE USUALLY ISSUED WITHIN 48 HOURS OF POTENTIAL DOOM. THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. PREPARATIONS FOR DOOM SHOULD BEGIN IMMEDIATELY. A WARNING MAY BE ISSUED IF THE POTENTIAL FOR DOOM BECOMES APPARENT. THIS IS NOT A GUARANTEE. WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN, FUKFACE? |
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