Zeta Confession

This is ZetaSpeak: To the people of the planet Earth, the third body orbiting the solar system of the Sun, of the Milky Way galaxy, we the Zetas greet you. We, the legitimate Zetas, wish to offer our sincerest forms of apologie for the damage the woman known to you as the "emissary" and her false Zeta sibyl have caused you. While we the Zetas do not have any plans to visit, or in fact, wreak havoc on your society, planet or solar system, we have found it necessary to invalidate the false prophecies of what you have come to know as Zeta Talk.

We, the Zetas, just as any civilization, have good and bad citizens that in our past have become irrepressible. One of the most disruptive, insane and demented criminals, committed to our penal colony near what Earth recognizes as Proxima Centauri escaped some 100 of your years ago and came to reside on your planet. This fugitive individual began a campaign of terror and lies to distract and mislead your world for the purpose of her own enrichment trying to rebuild the sovereignty she was banished from.

We, the people of Zeta, would like to state, once and for all, our red dwarf sun accounting for 97 percent of all mass in our solar system prevents our home world of Zeta from leave the confines of our solar system and galaxy, therefore not hurtling our home world toward Earth in a way that would cause a planetary pole shift or other cataclysm. Not even the noble and compassionate race of the Zetas can manipulate the forces of gravity and move, or greater yet, speed up or down a great traveling body as large as a planet.

We, the Zetas, are a peaceful and benevolent race, would never deliberately harm (by way of a traveling rouge planet or spacecraft) another’s planet or solar system. The Zetas at one time were an expansionist race, bringers of war and personal suffering in the name of democracy and self-perseverance. After many thousands of years, the Zeta people tired of war and excess rose up and became a people of science and observation. By contending to our own affairs and culture we have pledged never to again interfere with that of another sentient being. We, the Zetas, never would give abstract predictions or for that matter ever provide “advanced” science or relevant information to a self aware society. Every world must find its own place in the universe minus the impediment of a third party.

We, the Zetas, find it unconscionable that a former member of our society would make claim to such a disastrous destiny for mere profit and glory, bringing such shame and attention to the Zeta people. The criminal, a metamorph of many your most evil individuals of your terrestrial history can take the form of a man or in this case a woman. Stripped of its supremacy and vast stores of knowledge on Zeta, the criminal now seeks to enrich herself with only the power of allusion, speculation and nonsense. Through the weaving of great tales of conspiracy, personal danger and martyr, this criminal has deceive and profited from the fragile. The Zetas do not need your praise, currency or even your acknowledgment, we wish only for peace and coexistence.

While the criminal now portraying the unethical representation of our people hides behind the laws of that which she so loathes through copyrights and trademark, please consider, would a noble and compassionate people really use these antediluvian processes? The only knowledge the Zeta people would share with the people of earth would; be leery of those whom answer and dictate from that which is unseen and to be dubious of the bringers of war and narrations of disaster.
End ZetaSpeak.