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BREAKING!! LINDSAY LOHAN HAS NO INTENTION OF GOING TO JAIL!! WTF???!!!!

 
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BREAKING!! LINDSAY LOHAN HAS NO INTENTION OF GOING TO JAIL!! WTF???!!!!
Poor Lindsay, we all love you here! You're in my prayers every night sweetie!

Everyone please say a prayer for Lindsay today...she's depending on you!!

hfhfhf

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Lindsay Lohan might have been sentenced to 90 days in the slammer last week by an angry judge, but that doesn't mean the troubled young actress is going down without a fight.

"Lindsay has no intention of going to jail," a friend of Lohan's tells me. "The only thing that Lindsay did wrong was hire the wrong attorney and now she has fixed that."

Lindsay now has a new attorney, Stuart V. Goldberg, who has arrived in Los Angeles from Chicago claiming, "We're going after them."

Lindsay is supposed to surrender to the court by July 20, but now that her new lawyer is in place, sources tell me Lindsay is confident she won't have to spend a minute in jail.

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Re: BREAKING!! LINDSAY LOHAN HAS NO INTENTION OF GOING TO JAIL!! WTF???!!!!
I'm starting a "Free Lindsay" website with a petition...once it's up, please sign it!

She's lost and lonely and scared! She needs our support!

hfhfhf
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Re: BREAKING!! LINDSAY LOHAN HAS NO INTENTION OF GOING TO JAIL!! WTF???!!!!
Oh no! 90 days.. drama
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Re: BREAKING!! LINDSAY LOHAN HAS NO INTENTION OF GOING TO JAIL!! WTF???!!!!
yeah, this is important
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Re: BREAKING!! LINDSAY LOHAN HAS NO INTENTION OF GOING TO JAIL!! WTF???!!!!
Oh no! 90 days.. drama
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 986808

She doesn't deserve it!!!!!

She did nothing wrong!!

Will you pray for Lindsay tonight?
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07/12/2010 07:21 PM
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Cross my palm, L-girl, and I'll put in a word for ya.
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07/12/2010 07:22 PM
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Re: BREAKING!! LINDSAY LOHAN HAS NO INTENTION OF GOING TO JAIL!! WTF???!!!!
Will she be known as the "Bare Chest Bandit"?
We can only hope!
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Oh no! 90 days.. drama

She doesn't deserve it!!!!!

She did nothing wrong!!

Will you pray for Lindsay tonight?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972485


3 DUI's!! If it was you or me we would have done a lot more time!
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In all serious, who the fuck IS Lindsay Lohan? Seriously. She's one of those names you always hear about in the news but I don't even know if she's a singer, an actress, or what. It's kind of nice not giving a shit about modern pop culture.
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Cross my palm, L-girl, and I'll put in a word for ya.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1010415

thank you!!

hf
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07/12/2010 07:24 PM
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tell lindsay if she needs someone to blow a load all over her to call me ,,ok?
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Re: BREAKING!! LINDSAY LOHAN HAS NO INTENTION OF GOING TO JAIL!! WTF???!!!!
In all serious, who the fuck IS Lindsay Lohan? Seriously. She's one of those names you always hear about in the news but I don't even know if she's a singer, an actress, or what. It's kind of nice not giving a shit about modern pop culture.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1006234

LiLo is probably the most talented actress in the world.

She's a young genius, and does not deserve this miscarriage of justice that's bestowed upon her here!

Please pray for this talented woman, her God given talented, her love for children, especially those in the quake destroyed areas of Haiti, have helped millions!!
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Re: BREAKING!! LINDSAY LOHAN HAS NO INTENTION OF GOING TO JAIL!! WTF???!!!!
Oh no! 90 days.. drama

She doesn't deserve it!!!!!

She did nothing wrong!!

Will you pray for Lindsay tonight?


3 DUI's!! If it was you or me we would have done a lot more time!
 Quoting: PatrikC325


She is getting a whole lot less time than the ave. Joe.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

:enaid11:
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LEAVE LINDSAY ALOOOOONE!!
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07/12/2010 07:33 PM
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Re: BREAKING!! LINDSAY LOHAN HAS NO INTENTION OF GOING TO JAIL!! WTF???!!!!
Oh no! 90 days.. drama

She doesn't deserve it!!!!!

She did nothing wrong!!

Will you pray for Lindsay tonight?


3 DUI's!! If it was you or me we would have done a lot more time!


She is getting a whole lot less time than the ave. Joe.
 Quoting: Enaid

She should be getting NO TIME!!!

The judge had it out for her from the get go!

LiLo is innocent of any wrong doings!

Please pray for her tonight, ok?

hf
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LiLo is probably the most talented actress in the world.

She's a young genius, and does not deserve this miscarriage of justice that's bestowed upon her here!

Please pray for this talented woman, her God given talented, her love for children, especially those in the quake destroyed areas of Haiti, have helped millions!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972485



You're either being sarcastic or you're a sycophant, I can't tell which.
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Re: BREAKING!! LINDSAY LOHAN HAS NO INTENTION OF GOING TO JAIL!! WTF???!!!!
Fuck that skank! She is a loser and needs to pay the piper.
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Re: BREAKING!! LINDSAY LOHAN HAS NO INTENTION OF GOING TO JAIL!! WTF???!!!!
Oh no! 90 days.. drama

She doesn't deserve it!!!!!

She did nothing wrong!!

Will you pray for Lindsay tonight?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972485



Sure I will ask to all the people whose loved one's have been killed by a drunk driver to help her beat the system,


wtf
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Fuck that skank! She is a loser and needs to pay the piper.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1034263

Please don't act jealous.

LiLo never hurt you, did she?

at least put her in your good thanks.

hf
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3 DUI's!! If it was you or me we would have done a lot more time!
 Quoting: PatrikC325



Yep, more like five years
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Dumb cunt, hope she ODs on coke.
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Dumb cunt, hope she ODs on coke.
 Quoting: Ailurophile

why are you so jealous?

What did LiLo ever do to you?
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Love ya Linds :) I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers
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just join in on her party people. make her rich again for no reason whatsoever.
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do the time
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Love ya Linds :) I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 872180

hfhfhfhf

THANK YOU!!
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putin
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Dumb cunt, hope she ODs on coke.

why are you so jealous?

What did LiLo ever do to you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972485


Gave me a headache reading this garbage.

putin
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Re: BREAKING!! LINDSAY LOHAN HAS NO INTENTION OF GOING TO JAIL!! WTF???!!!!
LiLo is probably the most talented actress in the world.

She's a young genius, and does not deserve this miscarriage of justice that's bestowed upon her here!

Please pray for this talented woman, her God given talented, her love for children, especially those in the quake destroyed areas of Haiti, have helped millions!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972485


Your kidding right?
Shes Hot I'll give ya that
but shes also a boozy coke whore
I think 90 days in the pen would do her good
I hope she comes out clean and healthy dont want to see her become even more of a hollywood tragedy
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Re: BREAKING!! LINDSAY LOHAN HAS NO INTENTION OF GOING TO JAIL!! WTF???!!!!
Just another slime that thinks she is above the law. Poor FN her.
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Re: BREAKING!! LINDSAY LOHAN HAS NO INTENTION OF GOING TO JAIL!! WTF???!!!!
she's in too deep for that, she'll have to do some time to get out of this one...

anonstoner

The only reason she got to walk out of the courtroom without a shakled escort to the pokey is that she was not arrested and brought in but she walked in herself. She is walking a tightrope and the judge will want to make a point with this.





GLP