Suggestions?

Refuse to take it and sue them for violation of your civil rights.

I won´t be able to afford an attorney when I´m fired for refusing.

I´ve heard white wine vineger works in masking it due to the high acidity. I don´t know if that is true or not.
A girl who works for me part time and is a huge pot head had to get tested for a job she applied for at the phone co. She drank a pint of the stuff along with about a gallon of water the day of her test and passed.
I think if you piss your brains out before the test it may dilute the ammount in your urine up to the test.

Hmmm...

There are detox type drinks you can buy at a high quality health food store that masks urine samples to show up clean, Have you tried them???

I have used some of the detox products in the past,
with mixed results. I hear that they now test for the masking agents in those as well, and if detected will be same as positive test.
So I´m hesitant.
As for vinegar, I´ve heard that´s a myth and the only benefit is all the water consumed with it.
But, I may try it anyways.

and thanks to everyone who replied!

OK then, go to a hard core gym and look for the most bulked up guy clearly on the juice, he will know of the latest and best stuff to mask your test...

But expect to spend some $$$ for it...

This close to test time, your screwed. Don´t even try vinegar, it just makes you piss florescent green, I know.

That IS a good suggestion Master Yoda
thank you

Don´t even try vinegar, it just makes you piss florescent green, I know.

Yikes!
thanks for the warning. I hear it causes diarrhea as well.

Lots of niacin.
Gallon o water.

Let us know how you come out, ok?

thanks wired
pounding water right now
going to ride my bicycle to the Doc´s office (15 miles) and try to sweat it out too.

9216
if I fail, I´ll probably have to sell the computer to buy food.

If you have tried the masking agents from a health food store, maybe you can bring in someone else´s piss for the test...

Do they watch you piss in the cup???

If not, find some clean piss and give that to them...

hmmm...
not sure I know anyone other than children who could produce a clean sample

You need new friends then...

Not ONE person with clean piss???

You Stoopid!

well if they use the saliva sample you are fooked! If its urine get your girlfriend to pee in a bag for ya.

no one who I would ask to pee in a cup for me

Get the neighbors dog to piss in a cup, That´ll screw them up.

There are kits you can buy ONLINE, don´t know where
else they are available. Saw one for $100 claiming
99.99% effective for same day testing. Time is
against you though.

Thanks for the constuctive input Junior

Thanks everyone
gotta go now

You´re welcome. My simple mind says too late you´re already screwed.

did he survive?

i gotta take a drug test tmrw too, started googling everything i could think of.

but i got some clean piss, got a glue bottle, put the piss in the glue bottle, put the glue bottle in my computer(my computer overheats to 110)

and its awhile drive to the clinic, so i think if they watch me i can pull it off.

anyone object? please tell me if you have past experience or somethin.

Probably TOO late???? LMAO...this thread is 3 years old!

Well seems to me your a complete fucking dickhead. Who the fuck takes a smoke knowing a piss test is gonna occur.

jeez your a prick, you deserve all ya get

Why is it that in 2005 everyone's brain has a bellyache?