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My friend is getting involved in witchcraft and doesnt realize it, how do i stop her?

 
jnchisox1  (OP)

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Fuck you wackos your no help
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Re: My friend is getting involved in witchcraft and doesnt realize it, how do i stop her?
See if you can find "Interview with an ex-vampire" on youtube or google. Bill Schnoebelen was a black magician, 90 degree freemason, vampire and other stuff, until he was saved by a Christian, and became a minister. He is great to listen to and knows tons of stuff about this and how dangerous it is.
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Things like this video are silly. Leave your friend alone. There isn't anything wrong with witchcraft if she isn't using against another. Christians like to impose their belief system on others but it's simply wrong. If there are ghosts there, it proves Christianity wrong immediately. If there aren't ghosts, then she's just wasting time. People like Schnoebelen see Christianity as a big revenue source because the people in it are so full of fear, making them gullible to anyone with a smooth delivery of a false story. He's no different from the rest of the charlatans and fear-mongers out there.
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Re: My friend is getting involved in witchcraft and doesnt realize it, how do i stop her?
She thinks her apartment is haunted and is going to get stuff from her sister (who owns witchcraft books and dabbled in it a few years ago) to "bless" her apartment. Thats a slippery slope, how do i convince her that its only going to make things worse?
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How would you know ?
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She thinks her apartment is haunted
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like, if chairs are whizzing across the room and whatnot
she has to do something

are u suggesting she bolt everything to the floor ?
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Fuck you wackos your no help
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Create a voodoo doll of her and poke it with a pin whenever she does witchcraft.
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Re: My friend is getting involved in witchcraft and doesnt realize it, how do i stop her?
She sounds pretty dumb!!! Tell her that licking the top of the mushroom tip will drive the ghosts away! It might work!
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She sounds pretty dumb!!! Tell her that licking the top of the mushroom tip will drive the ghosts away! It might work!
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Tell her that licking the top of YOUR mushroom tip will drive them away.
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Re: My friend is getting involved in witchcraft and doesnt realize it, how do i stop her?
She thinks her apartment is haunted and is going to get stuff from her sister (who owns witchcraft books and dabbled in it a few years ago) to "bless" her apartment. Thats a slippery slope, how do i convince her that its only going to make things worse?
 Quoting: jnchisox1


You need to stick red hot pokers into any warts or blemishes on her body, then use a dunking stool to find out if she is a witch already.

Any priest will be more than happy to advise.
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Fuck you wackos your no help
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Wait, you were serious? chuckle
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Re: My friend is getting involved in witchcraft and doesnt realize it, how do i stop her?
let people live their lives how they want.

That's right!We should all be able to get possessed by Dybbuks however the fuck we want and wreck everyone elses lives.
clappa
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yea man yea when i was younger i bough a book on the occult and brough it back to my flat where my dope chain bong smoking flatmate fkn freaked out and threw it out the door later that evening he went and got it from outside and put it in his car drove a few miles away and threw it away ,like wtf ,i was so stoned when he got back i nearly needed a fkn ambulance because i was pissing myself and he was serious ,funnyiest shit i ever saw ,that was twenty years ago ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ahahhhallallallllallllllllah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh​hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is that mad
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Re: My friend is getting involved in witchcraft and doesnt realize it, how do i stop her?
She sounds pretty dumb!!! Tell her that licking the top of the mushroom tip will drive the ghosts away! It might work!



Tell her that licking the top of YOUR mushroom tip will drive them away.
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Hence the word "the" in my suggestion...lol
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Fuck you wackos your no help
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she needs psyco help
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Re: My friend is getting involved in witchcraft and doesnt realize it, how do i stop her?
The fuck would a ghost be doing in an apartment in the first place?

You can never own an apartment so why cry over it.

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My real answer, tell her to move. Its a spirit alright.

But not of a dead human. Its a fallen angel/demon/alien/interdimensional traveller/satan

And should not I REPEAT SHOULD NOT be fought against with witchcraft thats like throwing a jerry can into a fire.


Just tell her to move, and pray for her. I will too and anyone here who believes in Jesus Christ should pray as well and stop argueing about morality.
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Fuck you wackos your no help

she needs psyco help
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Re: My friend is getting involved in witchcraft and doesnt realize it, how do i stop her?
She thinks her apartment is haunted and is going to get stuff from her sister (who owns witchcraft books and dabbled in it a few years ago) to "bless" her apartment. Thats a slippery slope, how do i convince her that its only going to make things worse?
 Quoting: jnchisox1


Your joking - right ?? There is Nothing wrong with blessing and clearing where you live -- peace
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Re: My friend is getting involved in witchcraft and doesnt realize it, how do i stop her?
OH NOEZ - NOT WITCHCRAFT!!!!

Seriously, she'll be fine.

Come to think about it, what about that poor ghost? If she banishes - where will IT live?

Maybe they can come to an understanding and co-habitate.

Give that some thought.

Last Edited by Goetia on 07/21/2010 08:04 PM
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Wow OP... that sounds very.... DARKSIDED!
You need to call in a GOD WARRIOR(tm)!


If you can't get hold of Fat Psycho Christian Lady then just PM Winged Lion and he'll smite the ghosts with his holy lightsaber.
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Re: My friend is getting involved in witchcraft and doesnt realize it, how do i stop her?
She thinks her apartment is haunted and is going to get stuff from her sister (who owns witchcraft books and dabbled in it a few years ago) to "bless" her apartment. Thats a slippery slope, how do i convince her that its only going to make things worse?
 Quoting: jnchisox1

witchcraft is awesome
i invited a demon to protect me when i was a kid after finding an old book of my moms

it helps :)
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It's none of your business what she does. Leave her alone.
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clappa
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Re: My friend is getting involved in witchcraft and doesnt realize it, how do i stop her?
She thinks her apartment is haunted and is going to get stuff from her sister (who owns witchcraft books and dabbled in it a few years ago) to "bless" her apartment. Thats a slippery slope, how do i convince her that its only going to make things worse?


Instead of that stuff, tell her to look up the lesser banishing ritual of the pentagram.

It works and it's angelic and uses names of God.

No offense to Witchcraft, some good friends of mine are witch's.

Best Wishes
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+1
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Re: My friend is getting involved in witchcraft and doesnt realize it, how do i stop her?
She thinks her apartment is haunted and is going to get stuff from her sister (who owns witchcraft books and dabbled in it a few years ago) to "bless" her apartment. Thats a slippery slope, how do i convince her that its only going to make things worse?


Instead of that stuff, tell her to look up the lesser banishing ritual of the pentagram.

It works and it's angelic and uses names of God.

No offense to Witchcraft, some good friends of mine are witch's.

Best Wishes

+1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 891624

look up angel magic as well, it was given by an angel to some guy on drugs back in the 1400th century and was the basis of the golden seal magic club.
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She thinks her apartment is haunted and is going to get stuff from her sister (who owns witchcraft books and dabbled in it a few years ago) to "bless" her apartment. Thats a slippery slope, how do i convince her that its only going to make things worse?
 Quoting: jnchisox1


You won't "convince" her about nothing. You will try to open her eyes, telling her the truth. Tell her that once someone open a dimensional door to evil astral entities, it's done. Her life will turn in the hell. If she still doesn't believing you, save yourself and get away from her.
"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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Re: My friend is getting involved in witchcraft and doesnt realize it, how do i stop her?
She thinks her apartment is haunted and is going to get stuff from her sister (who owns witchcraft books and dabbled in it a few years ago) to "bless" her apartment. Thats a slippery slope, how do i convince her that its only going to make things worse?


Instead of that stuff, tell her to look up the lesser banishing ritual of the pentagram.

It works and it's angelic and uses names of God.

No offense to Witchcraft, some good friends of mine are witch's.

Best Wishes

+1

look up angel magic as well, it was given by an angel to some guy on drugs back in the 1400th century and was the basis of the golden seal magic club.
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golden dawn my bad.
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That road may just be dark because you don't understand it.
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+1 So true, so true.
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Re: My friend is getting involved in witchcraft and doesnt realize it, how do i stop her?
Considering mainline Christian churches no longer do exorcism, her best bet is to go to a 'pagan' who will perform ritual.

The Big Christian Denominations have lost faith, and in order to appeal to this secular age they have given up things like house cleansing (for spirits) and exorcisms (possessions).

Catholic where, at one time, real big on spiritual cleansing, however they will only do a blessing no days, the Church will not officially sanction an exorcism. Further they no longer support the 'demonic possession' and 'house haunting as a 'real' deal.

So what is she to do?
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Re: My friend is getting involved in witchcraft and doesnt realize it, how do i stop her?
She thinks her apartment is haunted and is going to get stuff from her sister (who owns witchcraft books and dabbled in it a few years ago) to "bless" her apartment. Thats a slippery slope, how do i convince her that its only going to make things worse?

 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


You won't "convince" her about nothing. You will try to open her eyes, telling her the truth. Tell her that once someone open a dimensional door to evil astral entities, it's done. Her life will turn in the hell. If she still doesn't believing you, save yourself and get away from her.

Btw, the mantra OM is very powerful and generates an electromagnetic field that "cleans" environments. Tell her to find some experienced buddhist practitioners instead witchcraft. If she keep insisting in the dark side, get your butt off.

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Tell her to find some experienced buddhist practitioners instead witchcraft.
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talk about jumping out of the frying pan

like what would u rather have - a room with a ghost
or a room full of
buddhist practitioners ?
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jnchisox1  (OP)

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She thinks her apartment is haunted and is going to get stuff from her sister (who owns witchcraft books and dabbled in it a few years ago) to "bless" her apartment. Thats a slippery slope, how do i convince her that its only going to make things worse?



You won't "convince" her about nothing. You will try to open her eyes, telling her the truth. Tell her that once someone open a dimensional door to evil astral entities, it's done. Her life will turn in the hell. If she still doesn't believing you, save yourself and get away from her.

Btw, the mantra OM is very powerful and generates an electromagnetic field that "cleans" environments. Tell her to find some experienced buddhist practitioners instead witchcraft. If she keep insisting in the dark side, get your butt off.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien

her boyfriend just told me her and her sister already did this once years ago, so fuck her, if shes this retarded, she deserves what she gets. Unfortunately she has a little boy thats going to get involved in this shit probably.

Children of athiests are the strangest people ive ever seen
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Re: My friend is getting involved in witchcraft and doesnt realize it, how do i stop her?
like what would u rather have - a room with a ghost
or a room full of
buddhist practitioners ?
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Buddhists are peaceful and spiritual compared to Christians, Catholics and Arabs.





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