Scientists all over the world are being stunned by the apparent complete lack of intelligence of a poster on the infamous website GLP. The poster, has submitted numerous threads on various scientific topics, and not once has he gotten anything right.

"It's all a bunch of flapdoodle" says the Chief Scientist at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in Pasadena, California. "This guy is a real bozo, I've never seen anyone with less scientific knowledge. It seems that even with a calculator, he can add 2 + 2 and get 5 as the result. It's very puzzling how anyone can be that stupid."

Anthropologists from all over the world are flocking to study the poster, thinking that he may be from some pre-historic non-human species. "Yes, if true, this poster could be the missing link between monkeys and apes, it'll be a very interesting scientific development."