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WARNING: Do not go out with women from online dating sites that have GORGEOUS faces but DO NOT SHOW THEIR LOWER HALF!

 
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WARNING: Do not go out with women from online dating sites that have GORGEOUS faces but DO NOT SHOW THEIR LOWER HALF!
Very pretty girl contacts me. We talk for a couple days via email/phone, decide to meet for lunch. In walks the weeble-wobble with a huge ass/hips/thighs, and same beautiful face. I'm talking HUGE ass and thighs! yak

I was pissed, but enjoyed a side salad and water, then graciously said goodbye.

She had about 8 pics all showing her face/neck/top of boobs....and like I said she had a gorgeous face...DO NEVER TRUST THOSE DATING PICS!!
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08/02/2010 10:33 PM
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lol no shit don't show the full body = no
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08/02/2010 10:33 PM
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I'm talking HUGE ass and thighs! yak
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08/02/2010 10:34 PM
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You shoulda hopped up on that big ass
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08/02/2010 10:36 PM
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yea man

#1 rule

always get a full body shot before traveling..

damned
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^

Yeah, and I was actually the sucker that drove 30 min to see her!

LESSON LEARNED!!

suicide
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08/02/2010 10:37 PM

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sigh

Last Edited by Only Me on 08/02/2010 10:38 PM
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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You shoulda hopped up on that big ass
 Quoting: maryjaneshusband

Dude, you have no idea. She literally wobbled when she walked.

All her fat was in her ass and thighs, she did have nice tits though.
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08/02/2010 10:46 PM

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I used to be fat. I'm still the same person I was then, but the world is much kinder to me now.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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08/02/2010 10:51 PM
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I used to be fat. I'm still the same person I was then, but the world is much kinder to me now.
 Quoting: Only Me

Of course it is.

Fat people are lazy, and quite frankly, gross to look at naked.

Your av pic looks kinda hot hf
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Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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08/02/2010 10:52 PM
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yea man

#1 rule

always get a full body shot before traveling..

damned
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^

and watch out for the cover up queens.
Only Me
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I used to be fat. I'm still the same person I was then, but the world is much kinder to me now.

Of course it is.

Fat people are lazy, and quite frankly, gross to look at naked.

Your av pic looks kinda hot hf
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I can kick your ass now too.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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08/02/2010 10:52 PM
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OP, didn't read any of your thread, but did want to thank you for the good laugh your title gave me.

Chin up brother... LOL
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08/02/2010 10:53 PM
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Its a trap!!!!!
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A whole 30 minutes?
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08/02/2010 10:55 PM
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Re: WARNING: Do not go out with women from online dating sites that have GORGEOUS faces but DO NOT SHOW THEIR LOWER HALF!
I used to be fat. I'm still the same person I was then, but the world is much kinder to me now.

Of course it is.

Fat people are lazy, and quite frankly, gross to look at naked.

Your av pic looks kinda hot hf


I can kick your ass now too.
 Quoting: Only Me

Prove it tiger.

Let's duel!

yoda
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08/02/2010 10:55 PM
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Re: WARNING: Do not go out with women from online dating sites that have GORGEOUS faces but DO NOT SHOW THEIR LOWER HALF!
Very pretty girl contacts me. We talk for a couple days via email/phone, decide to meet for lunch. In walks the weeble-wobble with a huge ass/hips/thighs, and same beautiful face. I'm talking HUGE ass and thighs! yak

I was pissed, but enjoyed a side salad and water, then graciously said goodbye.

She had about 8 pics all showing her face/neck/top of boobs....and like I said she had a gorgeous face...DO NEVER TRUST THOSE DATING PICS!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1055184


some ppl look for that.

say anything on the phone/email you regret?
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08/02/2010 10:57 PM
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:fivestar:
 Quoting: GibsonThrash

lmao

Awesome smilie!!
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08/02/2010 10:58 PM
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Re: WARNING: Do not go out with women from online dating sites that have GORGEOUS faces but DO NOT SHOW THEIR LOWER HALF!
i met my wife on an online dating site.
i dated quite a few women before i met her.
i met one woman just like you described, lol.
it happens.
so, after that point, when chatting with them online i would
ask them for more photos first....just to be safe ;)
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08/02/2010 10:59 PM
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Re: WARNING: Do not go out with women from online dating sites that have GORGEOUS faces but DO NOT SHOW THEIR LOWER HALF!
Very pretty girl contacts me. We talk for a couple days via email/phone, decide to meet for lunch. In walks the weeble-wobble with a huge ass/hips/thighs, and same beautiful face. I'm talking HUGE ass and thighs! yak

I was pissed, but enjoyed a side salad and water, then graciously said goodbye.

She had about 8 pics all showing her face/neck/top of boobs....and like I said she had a gorgeous face...DO NEVER TRUST THOSE DATING PICS!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1055184


She could always lose weight and would still be pretty, dumbass.

You want a thinner chick and don't want to be 'surprised' and looks are that important to you, then don't use the internet.
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08/02/2010 11:02 PM
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yea man

#1 rule

always get a full body shot before traveling..

damned
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Camera angles & photoshop can hide that too.

What's wrong with meeting the old-fashioned way? Pissed drunk in a seedy bar?
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08/02/2010 11:02 PM
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She could always lose weight and would still be pretty, dumbass.

You want a thinner chick and don't want to be 'surprised' and looks are that important to you, then don't use the internet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1053844


Are you hooked up with one ass female, or what?
If she is fat and hasn't even had kids yet.....RUN!
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08/02/2010 11:04 PM
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I saw a pretty female in Quebec one time....LOL!
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08/02/2010 11:05 PM
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Very pretty girl contacts me. We talk for a couple days via email/phone, decide to meet for lunch. In walks the weeble-wobble with a huge ass/hips/thighs, and same beautiful face. I'm talking HUGE ass and thighs! yak

I was pissed, but enjoyed a side salad and water, then graciously said goodbye.

She had about 8 pics all showing her face/neck/top of boobs....and like I said she had a gorgeous face...DO NEVER TRUST THOSE DATING PICS!!


She could always lose weight and would still be pretty, dumbass.

You want a thinner chick and don't want to be 'surprised' and looks are that important to you, then don't use the internet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1053844

Sorry your lady is on the "large" side.

But don't hate on us who aren't into that, ok?
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She could always lose weight and would still be pretty, dumbass.

You want a thinner chick and don't want to be 'surprised' and looks are that important to you, then don't use the internet.


Are you hooked up with one ass female, or what?
If she is fat and hasn't even had kids yet.....RUN!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 257017

AMEN!

I can only imagine what this chick would look like after squeezing out a few pups!

ahhh
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08/03/2010 12:25 AM
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She could always lose weight and would still be pretty, dumbass.

You want a thinner chick and don't want to be 'surprised' and looks are that important to you, then don't use the internet.


Are you hooked up with one ass female, or what?
If she is fat and hasn't even had kids yet.....RUN!

AMEN!

I can only imagine what this chick would look like after squeezing out a few pups!

ahhh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1055184


Most German women I've encountered and fucked while living in Hamburg (not the Reeperbahn babes hah) were just average looking (compared to NYC).. Germany is not known for their pretty babes, most of them look like the stereotypical big German woman.. But they all feel good ridin' American teil..

viel spass
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08/03/2010 12:31 AM
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Back in the '80s, while traveling Europe, one evening finally closed with only me and Gili left standing/awake after a case of apple wine. She was a bigger girl, but quite appreciative.

Edit: This was in Frankfurt/Sachsenhausen

Last Edited by wisc_natureboy on 08/03/2010 12:33 AM
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08/03/2010 12:38 AM
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Same goes for the guys.
Hats to hide the bald, and head shots only with one fist under the chin to hide the turkey neck and pot gut.
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08/03/2010 12:45 AM
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they should provide full body scanners at them dating sites
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08/03/2010 12:46 AM
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you should'a poured sauce all over her......

and worked her like a rib.





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