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HOLY EFFING SHIT!!!!!!! Russian scientist claims that the Hadron Collider is a time-machine!! PIN THIS MODS!!!

 
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This was stated by the mathematician Igor Volovich:

Russian physicists seriously believe that the Large Hadron Collider can be used for time travel.

However, it will only happen when it starts working at full capacity and stops breaking down.

If earlier time travel was considered science fiction, now it suddenly turned into the favorite pet project of theoretical physicists. Renowned physicist Kip Thorne of the California Institute of Technology once said in one of his lectures:
“Once upon a time, time travel was the exclusive prerogative of writers. Serious scientists were shunning it like the plague, even when they were writing novels under a pseudonym or were secretly reading them. The times have changed! Now in serious scientific journals you can find a scientific analysis of time travel, authored by outstanding theoretical physicists. Why this change? Physics simply understood that the nature of time is too important to give it to the mercy of writers.”
Today, there are many different schemes of devices designed for time travel. The main one is the Large Hadron Collider. It was launched in the fall of 2008. This is the most powerful particle accelerator in history located on the border of Switzerland and France. In its 27-kilometer ring scientists are trying to collide beams of protons accelerated to nearly light speed. As expected, this device will provide new information about particles and forces acting in space, as well as will reproduce conditions that existed immediately after the Big Bang gave birth to the universe(...)

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Other Russian scientists have corroborate this statement. This article mentions their names.

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Are there 'rumours circulating in the kremlin' rofl
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it was already stated by Hawkings a while back.
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So far, it hasn't put the Tevatron out of business like it was supposed to. In fact the Tevatron may stay up and running for longer than it was meant for because of all the LHC's problems.
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it was already stated by Hawkings a while back.
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I guess Hawkings has stated that the LHC could theoretically, to open small wormholes, but he didn't say nothing concerning a time-machine.

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Either way, was there really any need to use the 'E' word? Potty mouth angryface
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Thanks OP!
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In the perspective of physics - it is a "time machine" because the LHC recreates conditions as seen at the moment after the big bang.

This does not mean that a man can step into the field vortex of the device and take a ride back to the age of Alexander, or Rome.

But - think of the possibilities if Rome could have been saved from itself.
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Amen, this is some stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid shit.

"Prof Aref'eva and Dr Volovich believe the LHC could create wormholes and so allow a form of time travel. "We realised that closed timelike curves and wormholes could also be a result of collisions of particles," Prof Aref'eva says.

There are still plenty of obstacles for the likes of Dr Who, however. Not least of them is the fact that these are mini wormholes, so only subatomic particles are small enough to travel through them.

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]
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That’s old news, a physicist professor came out months ago and suggested time travellers where coming from the future to make sure the machine didn’t work properly... Imagine that, saboteurs from the future.
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Before you know it they will be colliding a tardis in that thing and re booting the universe, with any luck.
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lol it's always russian scientists ain't it.
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John Titor right again!!!
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pravda as a new source SUCKS!! so many mind-blowingly fictional stories from there..
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In the perspective of physics - it is a "time machine" because the LHC recreates conditions as seen at the moment after the big bang.

This does not mean that a man can step into the field vortex of the device and take a ride back to the age of Alexander, or Rome.

But - think of the possibilities if Rome could have been saved from itself.
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Wrong. He's talking exactly about the amount of energy that can allow the LHC to open a stargate that could transport matter through space-time. I've made a video about this statement, while ago.


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I bet it is.

According to both string theory and quantum theory.

But I doubt we will make use of it before the world ends.
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In the perspective of physics - it is a "time machine" because the LHC recreates conditions as seen at the moment after the big bang.

This does not mean that a man can step into the field vortex of the device and take a ride back to the age of Alexander, or Rome.

But - think of the possibilities if Rome could have been saved from itself.


Wrong. He's talking exactly about the amount of energy that can allow the LHC to open a stargate that could transport matter through space-time. I've made a video about this statement, while ago.


 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


You're kidding. "Stargate"? Crap movie, crap show, stupid phrase and never once used by the scientists involved.

He's claiming that at some point, IN THE FUTURE, the LHC COULD BE USED to send, ATOMIC PARTICLES, back tot he point at which the LHC was activated.

That's the entire claim.
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Amen, this is some stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid shit.

"Prof Aref'eva and Dr Volovich believe the LHC could create wormholes and so allow a form of time travel. "We realised that closed timelike curves and wormholes could also be a result of collisions of particles," Prof Aref'eva says.

There are still plenty of obstacles for the likes of Dr Who, however. Not least of them is the fact that these are mini wormholes, so only subatomic particles are small enough to travel through them.

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]
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In the perspective of physics - it is a "time machine" because the LHC recreates conditions as seen at the moment after the big bang.

This does not mean that a man can step into the field vortex of the device and take a ride back to the age of Alexander, or Rome.

But - think of the possibilities if Rome could have been saved from itself.


Wrong. He's talking exactly about the amount of energy that can allow the LHC to open a stargate that could transport matter through space-time. I've made a video about this statement, while ago.




You're kidding. "Stargate"? Crap movie, crap show, stupid phrase and never once used by the scientists involved.

He's claiming that at some point, IN THE FUTURE, the LHC COULD BE USED to send, ATOMIC PARTICLES, back tot he point at which the LHC was activated.

That's the entire claim.
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The same 4 words for you, too: Al Bielek Montauk Project
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pravda.ru looks like Sorcha Faal. A news paper full of fairy tales..
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Amen, this is some stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid shit.

"Prof Aref'eva and Dr Volovich believe the LHC could create wormholes and so allow a form of time travel. "We realised that closed timelike curves and wormholes could also be a result of collisions of particles," Prof Aref'eva says.

There are still plenty of obstacles for the likes of Dr Who, however. Not least of them is the fact that these are mini wormholes, so only subatomic particles are small enough to travel through them.

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]


4 words for you: Al Bielek Project Montauk
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Three words for you: silly conspiracy theory
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John Titor right again!!!
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Who?

I musta slept through that one...

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John Titor right again!!!



Who?

I musta slept through that one...

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Yes, John Titor. Google him. This is how he time traveled to 1975 and 2001.
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is everyone in ameriKKa really this fucking stupid..
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Amen, this is some stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid shit.

"Prof Aref'eva and Dr Volovich believe the LHC could create wormholes and so allow a form of time travel. "We realised that closed timelike curves and wormholes could also be a result of collisions of particles," Prof Aref'eva says.

There are still plenty of obstacles for the likes of Dr Who, however. Not least of them is the fact that these are mini wormholes, so only subatomic particles are small enough to travel through them.

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]


4 words for you: Al Bielek Project Montauk


Three words for you: silly conspiracy theory
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shill propoganda
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You'd have better luck trying to time travel using the Stargate set from the TV series SG-1 than you would using the LHC.

I hate to break this to you, people, but the LHC really is a huge particle accelerator. It smashes very tiny things together after making them go really fast.

It doesn't send you back to Woodstock. It can't. and these 'Russian scientists' probably got their degrees from the DeVry Institute of Dry-Cleaning Technology.

But carry on bleating, if you're having fun with it.
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is everyone in ameriKKa really this fucking stupid..
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No. It is really fucking interesting.
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