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I'm making a salmonella omelette

 
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I'm making a salmonella omelette
Mmmmmm...delicious.

Helps keep the immune system more resistant to diseases like zombie plagues and such.
I get my energy from my inner chi. I be in outer space, but I got inner peace. - Lupe
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cooked a box of meat patties /frozen from 2yrs ago! Living on the edge!
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Bacon, don't forget the Bacon !
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Bacon, don't forget the Bacon !
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And sausage, just don't cook it...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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hell, all our food is chemtrail sprayed with biologicals anyways...
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ahhh
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I get my energy from my inner chi. I be in outer space, but I got inner peace. - Lupe
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diggity

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Re: I'm making a salmonella omelette
Bacon, don't forget the Bacon !


And sausage, just don't cook it...
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there is no reason to cook anything, besides blood is good for you
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no dont do that. i shit blood and still have a tummy ache from a week ago
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our eggs were 'Farm Fresh' and I haven't killed any family members yet.

I've had the migraine from bad eggs a few times- NOT FUN.
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This is your butt...
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This is your butt on sammynella....
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This is so tasty.

I toasted some toast and put some tainted peanut butter on that.

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I get my energy from my inner chi. I be in outer space, but I got inner peace. - Lupe
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This is your butt...
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This is your butt on sammynella....
shitstream


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 Quoting: dookie stain 907535


dookie stain... lmao
I get my energy from my inner chi. I be in outer space, but I got inner peace. - Lupe
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This is your butt...
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cruise
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Is it Wild Alaskan Salmonella?




banana2 I crack myself up.
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Is it Wild Alaskan Salmonella?

banana2 I crack myself up.
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Cute chuckle
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Is it Wild Alaskan Salmonella?




banana2 I crack myself up.
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I think so yes. This is some very fresh salmonella.
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Bacon, don't forget the Bacon !


And sausage, just don't cook it...


there is no reason to cook anything, besides blood is good for you
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The healthiest cooks are the one's that don't...raw food diet all the way!
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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I get my energy from my inner chi. I be in outer space, but I got inner peace. - Lupe
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dude trust me you don't want salmonella poisoning it really sucks feels like your stomach is being stabbed by a jack hammer and you will never have worse diarrhea got mine from a Dariqueen flamethrower burger.
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Re: I'm making a salmonella omelette
Can I have mine with cheese?

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dude trust me you don't want salmonella poisoning it really sucks feels like your stomach is being stabbed by a jack hammer and you will never have worse diarrhea got mine from a Dariqueen flamethrower burger.
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Oh no I do want it. It's to strengthen my immune system.

The zombie apocalypse is coming and I'll be immune because of these tasty omelettes.

All I gotta do is aim for the head after that.
I get my energy from my inner chi. I be in outer space, but I got inner peace. - Lupe
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Can I have mine with cheese?

peace
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Yes you may..coming right up
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This thread made me rofl
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Re: I'm making a salmonella omelette
dude trust me you don't want salmonella poisoning it really sucks feels like your stomach is being stabbed by a jack hammer and you will never have worse diarrhea got mine from a Dariqueen flamethrower burger.



Oh no I do want it. It's to strengthen my immune system.

The zombie apocalypse is coming and I'll be immune because of these tasty omelettes.

All I gotta do is aim for the head after that.
 Quoting: maryjaneshusband

You forgot one of the most important Zombie land rules after double tap :) if you can help it don't shit
have you made an armor plated motorhome with a Gas fill added too the inside of the vehicle and swards welded too the lug nuts yet?
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Re: I'm making a salmonella omelette
dude trust me you don't want salmonella poisoning it really sucks feels like your stomach is being stabbed by a jack hammer and you will never have worse diarrhea got mine from a Dariqueen flamethrower burger.



Oh no I do want it. It's to strengthen my immune system.

The zombie apocalypse is coming and I'll be immune because of these tasty omelettes.

All I gotta do is aim for the head after that.

You forgot one of the most important Zombie land rules after double tap :) if you can help it don't shit
have you made an armor plated motorhome with a Gas fill added too the inside of the vehicle and swards welded too the lug nuts yet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1036548


I only have an armor plated Chevy Malibu right now...but I'm working on it.
I get my energy from my inner chi. I be in outer space, but I got inner peace. - Lupe
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Dammit now I'm hungry....guess I'm off to make my own now...



thanks asshole...lolol
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Re: I'm making a salmonella omelette
Mmmmmm...delicious.

Helps keep the immune system more resistant to diseases like zombie plagues and such.
 Quoting: maryjaneshusband


Wonderful! Here's a little something you can rustle up for dinner in the back yard, or when camping:

Fav-rit Spamburger Recipe-

Pound a tin of expired spam and some moldy crumbs in an old bucket. Mix together with the stuff from the bottom of your vegetable drawer. Form into patties (don't wash your hands).
Grill lightly over a burning tire.
Serve on a bed of used paper towels (save 'em, you'll need em later).
Bon Appetit!


spam
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Re: I'm making a salmonella omelette
Mmmmmm...delicious.

Helps keep the immune system more resistant to diseases like zombie plagues and such.


Wonderful! Here's a little something you can rustle up for dinner in the back yard, or when camping:

Fav-rit Spamburger Recipe-

Pound a tin of expired spam and some moldy crumbs in an old bucket. Mix together with the stuff from the bottom of your vegetable drawer. Form into patties (don't wash your hands).
Grill lightly over a burning tire.
Serve on a bed of used paper towels (save 'em, you'll need em later).
Bon Appetit!


spam
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yum yum
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