Terrorists Kidnap Obama, Pelosi, and Reid

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Terrorists Kidnap Obama, Pelosi, and Reid
Stand Up User ID: 875736 United States 08/23/2010 09:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Terrorists Kidnap Obama, Pelosi, and Reid Ransom A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Obama, Pelosi, and Reid. They're asking for a $310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" "About a gallon!" Feel free to share this joke with all your friends and families.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 1059478 United States 08/23/2010 09:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Terrorists Kidnap Obama, Pelosi, and Reid Why would terrorists kidnap their allies?
cxmachu ct usa User ID: 1076165 United States 08/23/2010 09:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Terrorists Kidnap Obama, Pelosi, and Reid Ransom A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Obama, Pelosi, and Reid. They're asking for a $310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" "About a gallon!" Feel free to share this joke with all your friends and families. Quoting: Stand Up 875736 Don't care what anyone else says....that is funny...there are so many others they can take too while they are at it.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1071538 United States 08/23/2010 09:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Terrorists Kidnap Obama, Pelosi, and Reid Ransom A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Obama, Pelosi, and Reid. They're asking for a $310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" "About a gallon!" Feel free to share this joke with all your friends and families. Don't care what anyone else says....that is funny...there are so many others they can take too while they are at it. Quoting: cxmachu ct usa 1076165 Well, it would be a home run if they threw in the rest that needed it..
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 875736 United States 08/23/2010 09:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Terrorists Kidnap Obama, Pelosi, and Reid Why would terrorists kidnap their allies? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1059478 Because they can't tell the woodpile Bush from the other Bush family members.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1031881 United States 08/23/2010 09:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Terrorists Kidnap Obama, Pelosi, and Reid Dat der is plain damn funny, dont kere who you is.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 937328 United States 08/23/2010 09:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Terrorists Kidnap Obama, Pelosi, and Reid Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy Michelle added,'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there I could throw all of them out of out the window and make 56 million people very happy
Anonymous Coward User ID: 994565 United States 08/23/2010 09:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Terrorists Kidnap Obama, Pelosi, and Reid Very good.
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