++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++

So, you come to serve man?

We taste just like chicken.

What´s your favorite cookbook?

When? Are you going away and leave us alone?

What´s your name?

What are your top 3 favourite TV channels?

What are your top 3 favourite web forums?

What´s your favourite movie?

What other forums will you be doing Q&A on?

Where do you live (on Earth, I mean)?



And...




Why are you wasting my time?

WHY can´t you get the flock OFF of our planet, leave us poor earthlings ALONE, STOP with the butt-probes and abductions, STOP with the implants and manipulaitons, STOP trying to take our planet away from us, STOP monitoring our behaviors, STOP manipulating our dreams, STOP engineering wars amoung us humans (you know you do, don´t deny it dammit!), STOP bioengineering our dna with your own repulsive glop ..... in short ..... WHY CAN´T YOU JUST GO AWAY AND LEAVE US ALONE AND GET OFF OUR PLANET, ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I´m touching my toes, anticipating that anal probe!

Oh - forgot to say - can you please provide transcript of most interesting phone call you have monitored?

And, what´s your favourite cocktail?

I´m not THIS bored...no wait...

++WHERE DID YOU LEARN ENGLISH++

++WHY AM I FARTING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW?++

++HOW OLD ARE YOU++

++++++++DO YOU HAVE ANY sisters++++++++++

>++WHY AM I FARTING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW?++<

Oh that´s so weird! I farted just before I read that!




Explain THAT, Mister Extraterrestrial!!

How can I personally contact and meet you? How can you contribute for Good of this Planet?

"I´m touching my toes, anticipating that anal probe!"

"++WHY AM I FARTING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW?++"

"I´m not THIS bored...no wait..."


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MO you farted? Thought I smelled something.

>AND NO I DO NOT LIVE ON EARTH<


They´ve got the internet on other planets!?

...Or are you sending this via telepathy?

Cause I do that a lot.

Infact, I´m not even awake right now.

I´m having a dream about a giant bong.

"BUT MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS WAR OF THE WORLDS"

What did you think of the original version?

If there is no such thing as time why don´t you reply simultaneously with an asked question?

Please describe an agenda behind you.

ALIEN Do you wake up with morning wood too?

If you gave us a language, then why in the world you cannot spell your own name? Even if it emotional there are plenty of emotional words around.

Whats so EXTRA about you...

Hey, ALIEN, FWIW, you´re not the ONLY ET in the Universe. MY Big Brother Alien can outwhip your ass AND YOUR big brother alien, along with everyone of your ilk!

Just keep that in mind, you horse manure. We know what you´re up to, and it won´t be tolerated. Suggestion: get OFF this planet and leave earthlings alone! Don´t forget the ´warning´ .... STAND BACK AND STAND DOWN!

Please tell us, if you are E.T., about antigravity technology and so-called time travel.

How can these two be accomplished in theory and in practice?

If you say that there is no time, then can you tell us about something significant that will happen in our near ´future´?

Thank you

Yea if you gave us the english language, why are you not very good at using it?

"WE GAVE YOU HUMANS THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE SOME TIME AGO WE LEARNED YOU THE LANGUAGE TO BE PRECISE YOU ARE ACTUALLY SPEAKING ONE OF OUR LANGUAGES NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND"

Why do you talk in all caps? I guess the saturday morning cartoons are already over.

WHATS THAT BROWN STUFF AROUND UR-AN-US?
OH,and I caught one of your guys in the woods once, YOU taste like chicken

less realistic THAN the remake, alien

ARE YOU A FRIEND OR FOE OF SHERRY SHRINER &
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREKKY?

this interdimesional creatures are found to be dumb