Alert!!!!!!!! cluster of asteroids beginning to appear!

That's a understatement. We are all going to die horribly is more accurate.



I prefer a direct hit on my head..


I prefer a direct hit on your head too.



In that case the horrible death is yours.




yeah imagine the pain as the tip of the fuckersmashes your face in an instant as you look up chances are your hair and face will melt prior to any impact on your body...wow the agony if only fleeting..would your brain have the chance to register the pain before the death point..also if you were beating off and about to blow your load could the pain be reverted to an intense orgasm...hmmm if i see an asteroid im gonna start pullin my pud...you betcha!


the real question here is: would you rather be eaten alive by rats or get sanded down to death from your feet up.

just imagine sand paper scrubbing away your flesh until you die. or rats eating your eyeballs as you scream like a little btch.

death by snoo snoo?

if my demands are not met i'll have no choice but to deploy our finest ground troops in the area you call "colombia"

this is where his starship crashed after being fired upon by starships from your planet

return the prince back to us or the best of our kind will have no choice but to engage with you riff-raffs

This is my personal opinion on why the asteroids...

I think we are beginning to see the "space debris" that is being pushed at the head of the Galactic Wave.
It will push all kinds of stuff into out Solar System...asteroids included.

About the Air Force having some sort of "vehicle" to try and take these things out....
I do believe that they have been working on this for the past several years.
My ex-Father-in Law is a private contractor for the Air Force, and when he came in 2004 to see us.....he said he was working on some sort of "vehicle".
He wouldn't tell us specifics about the project, because it was Classified/Top Secret.
He informed us we were fully investigated before he was allowed to come for the visit, because of the sensitivity of what he was working on.
Just after he told us he had to return early, to be available for some "announcement"...there was a News story about some sort of Space thing.
I felt that that was the reason he had to be back, the project he was working on, why all the secrecy, and us being investigated.
It was some sort of vehicle that had lazer capabilities, or something like that.
Anyway, I think I was too close to the truth, because when I posted my feelings about his visit on a forum I frequented ( Psychic Prediction Board), I suddenly started having problems posting there.

so how shall i die and when...please cuz i need to know what week/ day to book off work.
Computers fried out, 3 in a row!.....then even though I had an account, it would still block me out, and keep me from posting.
I still cannot get back into that forum, 5 years later...

So, I have no doubt that THEY have known about the approaching event, and have been trying to come up with some sort of defense against the debris that is going to be pushed in at the head of that Galactic Wave...but I also don't think that their 'solution' is going to work very well.
I think it's going to be hit with an energy force that Science cannot even comprehend, let alone be able to deflect it enough for the 'vehicle' to be able to stay in orbit to accomplish it's mission.

if my demands are not met i'll have no choice but to deploy our finest ground troops in the area you call "colombia"

this is where his starship crashed after being fired upon by starships from your planet

return the prince back to us or the best of our kind will have no choice but to engage with you riff-raffs



are you alright mr

Have you ever considered that despite the massive craters on the Earth, and massive events such as ended the dinosaurs have passed, we and a bunch of other life are still here...

It might open up some real estate if half the planet was wiped out.

That's a understatement. We are all going to die horribly is more accurate.



I prefer a direct hit on my head..


I prefer a direct hit on your head too.



In that case the horrible death is yours.




yeah imagine the pain as the tip of the fuckersmashes your face in an instant as you look up chances are your hair and face will melt prior to any impact on your body...wow the agony if only fleeting..would your brain have the chance to register the pain before the death point..also if you were beating off and about to blow your load could the pain be reverted to an intense orgasm...hmmm if i see an asteroid im gonna start pullin my pud...you betcha!


the real question here is: would you rather be eaten alive by rats or get sanded down to death from your feet up.

just imagine sand paper scrubbing away your flesh until you die. or rats eating your eyeballs as you scream like a little btch.

death by snoo snoo?


Is this because the rats might go mad before an asteroid impact do they have a plan..and the sand paper bit ..dont think this will happen as a naturally occuring event...dont tell me it says about it in the bible...anyway have you ever tried sanding a tomatoe...it gets very messy...people arnt made of wood and therefore this sand paper lark dosnt seem ethical or reasonable in the present reality...

greetings earthlings!

for years you have fired on our scout ships without repercussion, but we refrain from sinking to your primordial ways

and now you have out done yourself, shooting down my son, the prince of this galaxy as he was on a date with a hot grey

take me to your leader and we will resolve this issue

i want my son back and me and my armada will not scorch the earth

deal?

Wouldn't asteroids of this size, if they did indeed hit, be burned to a grain speck after burning up in the atmosphere?

why do you all think they have been constantly talking about the threat of EMPs so much lately?

CBS even ran a news story on
"if you wake up one morning and you have no electricity and your cell phone isnt working" thing...

yes a big one is coming and they will try to nuke it like in Deep Impact and THATS what will cause the EMP..

they know it.. and if you pay attention to whats being said silently..and read between the lines... you will deduce the same..

Deep Impact is on like Donkey Kong.. and I dont think it will be to long.

it seems as if they grew overnite...8m and 10m is now 10m and 16m....interesting..

This is my personal opinion on why the asteroids...

I think we are beginning to see the "space debris" that is being pushed at the head of the Galactic Wave.
It will push all kinds of stuff into out Solar System...asteroids included.

About the Air Force having some sort of "vehicle" to try and take these things out....
I do believe that they have been working on this for the past several years.
My ex-Father-in Law is a private contractor for the Air Force, and when he came in 2004 to see us.....he said he was working on some sort of "vehicle".
He wouldn't tell us specifics about the project, because it was Classified/Top Secret.
He informed us we were fully investigated before he was allowed to come for the visit, because of the sensitivity of what he was working on.
Just after he told us he had to return early, to be available for some "announcement"...there was a News story about some sort of Space thing.
I felt that that was the reason he had to be back, the project he was working on, why all the secrecy, and us being investigated.
It was some sort of vehicle that had lazer capabilities, or something like that.
Anyway, I think I was too close to the truth, because when I posted my feelings about his visit on a forum I frequented ( Psychic Prediction Board), I suddenly started having problems posting there.
Computers fried out, 3 in a row!.....then even though I had an account, it would still block me out, and keep me from posting.
I still cannot get back into that forum, 5 years later...

So, I have no doubt that THEY have known about the approaching event, and have been trying to come up with some sort of defense against the debris that is going to be pushed in at the head of that Galactic Wave...but I also don't think that their 'solution' is going to work very well.
I think it's going to be hit with an energy force that Science cannot even comprehend, let alone be able to deflect it enough for the 'vehicle' to be able to stay in orbit to accomplish it's mission.

Wouldn't asteroids of this size, if they did indeed hit, be burned to a grain speck after burning up in the atmosphere?

This is my personal opinion on why the asteroids...

I think we are beginning to see the "space debris" that is being pushed at the head of the Galactic Wave.
It will push all kinds of stuff into out Solar System...asteroids included.

About the Air Force having some sort of "vehicle" to try and take these things out....
I do believe that they have been working on this for the past several years.
My ex-Father-in Law is a private contractor for the Air Force, and when he came in 2004 to see us.....he said he was working on some sort of "vehicle".
He wouldn't tell us specifics about the project, because it was Classified/Top Secret.
He informed us we were fully investigated before he was allowed to come for the visit, because of the sensitivity of what he was working on.
Just after he told us he had to return early, to be available for some "announcement"...there was a News story about some sort of Space thing.
I felt that that was the reason he had to be back, the project he was working on, why all the secrecy, and us being investigated.
It was some sort of vehicle that had lazer capabilities, or something like that.
Anyway, I think I was too close to the truth, because when I posted my feelings about his visit on a forum I frequented ( Psychic Prediction Board), I suddenly started having problems posting there.

so how shall i die and when...please cuz i need to know what week/ day to book off work. Computers fried out, 3 in a row!.....then even though I had an account, it would still block me out, and keep me from posting.
I still cannot get back into that forum, 5 years later...

So, I have no doubt that THEY have known about the approaching event, and have been trying to come up with some sort of defense against the debris that is going to be pushed in at the head of that Galactic Wave...but I also don't think that their 'solution' is going to work very well.
I think it's going to be hit with an energy force that Science cannot even comprehend, let alone be able to deflect it enough for the 'vehicle' to be able to stay in orbit to accomplish it's mission.

why do you all think they have been constantly talking about the threat of EMPs so much lately?

CBS even ran a news story on
"if you wake up one morning and you have no electricity and your cell phone isnt working" thing...

yes a big one is coming and they will try to nuke it like in Deep Impact and THATS what will cause the EMP..

they know it.. and if you pay attention to whats being said silently..and read between the lines... you will deduce the same..

Deep Impact is on like Donkey Kong.. and I dont think it will be to long.


Are you high? If they actually plan to nuke anything (not that it would help as the pieces still keep on coming), then just how exactly would the "EMP" affect us? You do know the range of the EMP blast from a thermonuclear explosion? I'll give you a hint - it's more limited than the liberties of a white heterosexual man from UK.

That's a understatement. We are all going to die horribly is more accurate.



I prefer a direct hit on my head..


I prefer a direct hit on your head too.



In that case the horrible death is yours.




yeah imagine the pain as the tip of the fuckersmashes your face in an instant as you look up chances are your hair and face will melt prior to any impact on your body...wow the agony if only fleeting..would your brain have the chance to register the pain before the death point..also if you were beating off and about to blow your load could the pain be reverted to an intense orgasm...hmmm if i see an asteroid im gonna start pullin my pud...you betcha!


the real question here is: would you rather be eaten alive by rats or get sanded down to death from your feet up.

just imagine sand paper scrubbing away your flesh until you die. or rats eating your eyeballs as you scream like a little btch.

death by snoo snoo?


Is this because the rats might go mad before an asteroid impact do they have a plan..and the sand paper bit ..dont think this will happen as a naturally occuring event...dont tell me it says about it in the bible...anyway have you ever tried sanding a tomatoe...it gets very messy...people arnt made of wood and therefore this sand paper lark dosnt seem ethical or reasonable in the present reality...



are you kidding me? i got sanded to the bone by one of those table grinder. my index finger got caught between the wheel and the spark guard. if my finger had been in there for a few more second it would have been sanded right off. i can see my bones and the joint of my fingers were grinded down half way. so it would work, you just need to put some effort into sanding someone from head to toe.

the rats just like eating people a live, its what they do.

i shit my pants, really.


Von Braun is right again!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sowjetdoom done
Terrordoom done

Asteroiddoom <----- You are here


The next is Aliendoom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WohhooooOO!!!!!!!!

bet nothing happens and they whizz past missing us by a couple of thousand miles...we have a forcefield on earth and things like this just dont ever happen...if you lot rekon a rocks gonna hit us where and when??

Force field?

The only thing protecting is is a layer of air called atmosphere surely the small ones burn up in the atmosphere but i'm not worried about these ones.

I'm just saying these could be the first signes of a big one or many big ones coming at us.

Remember that secret nasa military space shuttle they launched in space...

I think they were about to destroy it before it hits us.
Just like the armageddon type of stuff.


[link to www.universetoday.com]

Here it is on the link above it was called X37-B and take a look at the shape of that shuttle no wonder they didn't wan't to disclose what was in it!

I think this shuttle carried a small nuke!


The vehicle was built at Boeing Phantom Works. Boeing guy, ring a bell?

Not really what are you trying to say?

That's a understatement. We are all going to die horribly is more accurate.



I prefer a direct hit on my head..


I prefer a direct hit on your head too.



In that case the horrible death is yours.




yeah imagine the pain as the tip of the fuckersmashes your face in an instant as you look up chances are your hair and face will melt prior to any impact on your body...wow the agony if only fleeting..would your brain have the chance to register the pain before the death point..also if you were beating off and about to blow your load could the pain be reverted to an intense orgasm...hmmm if i see an asteroid im gonna start pullin my pud...you betcha!


the real question here is: would you rather be eaten alive by rats or get sanded down to death from your feet up.

just imagine sand paper scrubbing away your flesh until you die. or rats eating your eyeballs as you scream like a little btch.

death by snoo snoo?


Is this because the rats might go mad before an asteroid impact do they have a plan..and the sand paper bit ..dont think this will happen as a naturally occuring event...dont tell me it says about it in the bible...anyway have you ever tried sanding a tomatoe...it gets very messy...people arnt made of wood and therefore this sand paper lark dosnt seem ethical or reasonable in the present reality...



are you kidding me? i got sanded to the bone by one of those table grinder. my index finger got caught between the wheel and the spark guard. if my finger had been in there for a few more second it would have been sanded right off. i can see my bones and the joint of my fingers were grinded down half way. so it would work, you just need to put some effort into sanding someone from head to toe.

the rats just like eating people a live, its what they do.



i understand the pain you recieved from that unfortunate sanding accident..i have not had such an experience..however i did watch my mate put his finger into a vespa flywheel when it was running cuz he couldnt see the cooling fins going round at that speed. not quite sanding more a quick FUCKIT and the realization of his sheer stupidity..Rats might do this chewing on the eyeballs you mention but this is not their usual behaviour especially if you live in a house and are by no means restricted in you movement of have your appendages tied down.Or is this like a double torture you might wish to put upon a fellow human being? I think the rats might fear an electric sander but may wish to feast on its handy work once the electrical device is switched off...The waiting for the rats to feast on oneself may turn out to be worse than the actual act itself...still i would rather the asteroid hit if i have such an option choice. thanks?

Doomtards Are Right Once Again!!!

Fuck this shit im going to mars!!!