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You know you're a doomtard when....

 
TheDecon
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You know you're a doomtard when....
I saw another post of someone saying they freaked out when the lights went out in fear that a EMP pulse just occurred. I spurred me to start a list of good "You know you're a doomtard when: thread"

*You know you're doomtard when you visit GLP more 1-2 times a day.

*You know you're doomtard when you you think there'e been a EMP attack when the lights go out.

*You know you're doomtard when you read about a meteor and you immediately think it's the government if covering up for a UFO.

*You know you're a doomtard when you have more food in your bug out bag then you do in your fridge.

*You know you're a doomtard when Trinity is a facebook friend.

*You know you're a doomtard when you have had a post pinned on GLP.

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*You know you're doomtard when you think the magnetosphere is doing something crazy.

*You know you're doomtard when you think the meter reader is a Luciferian assassin.

*You know you're doomtard if you think someone is "following me on GLP"

*You know you're doomtard when you 1 star happy/positive threads about humanity

*You know you're doomtard when every time your internet goes out, your convinced 'they' are trying to stop you from learning the truth.

*You know you're doomtard when you see every picture that has an eye or an owl in it is an illuminati or masonic reference.

*You know you're doomtard when a 20 point drop in the dow triggers you to post a stock market crash thread.

*You know you're doomtard when you know what the GCP dot is.

*You know you're doomtard when you know about every EQ in the world over 4.5 within minutes of it ocurring.

*You know you're doomtard if you say or type 'so it begins..' more than twice a day.

*You know you're doomtard/illiterate when your favorite threads about moran's are pinned.

*You know you're a doomtard when you see an item taking up most of the news day so you check GLP to see what news THEY are trying to bury at the same time.

*You know you're doomtard if you have three shortwave radios on at the same time listening for the 'GO' code.

*You know you're a doomtard if you are a paid member of GLP.

*You know you're doomtard if you have more than 10,000 rounds of 7.62x39 ammo stockpiled.

*You know you're a doomtard when you're glued to webcams 24x7 to monitor oil spills and Hawaiian tidal waves

*You know you're a doomtard if you are secretly digging a well in your basement late at night.

*You know you're a doomtard when you write Alex Jones off as a shill.

*You know you're doomtard if you own more than two Geiger counters.

*You know you're doomtard if you think Bugs Bunny cartoons have secret Illuminati messages in them.

*You know you're doomtard when you buy infrared headlights for your Rokon.

*You know you're doomtard if you have called in sick because you read on GLP that today is the day!

*You know you're a doomtard when two flies are fucking on the lens of the katla cam, and you're convinced the insect overlords have come to watch the eruption live.

*You know you're doomtard if your eight year daughter can kill and field dress a deer in under 30 minutes.

*You know you're doomtard if you have watched 'Deep Impact' more than five times.

*You know you're doomtard if you keep your cable box covered because of 'secret' cameras.

*You know you're doomtard if you think covering your attic in tin foil might not be a bad idea.

*You know you're doomtard if you have all of Hawk's shows on tape.

*You know you are a doomtard when you spend every waking moment scanning the news sites hoping to be the 1st to post the doom on GLP.

*You know you're doomtard if you have ever gotten into a shouting match with a Stop & Go clerk because they won't take gold instead of a credit card.

*You know you're a doomtard when you spend your weekends changing your 'Ghillie Suit' to match the changing of the seasons.

*You know you're a doomtard if you know what a KA-BAR is and can actually sharpen one.

*You know you're a doomtard if you know more than two Fandango rangers.

*You know you're doomtard if you think roadkill is a 'good' source of protein.

*You know you're doomtard if you have ever dug up your wife's flower garden to plant wheat.

*You know you're a doomtard when you hang on to that 1960's CB radio, just in case.

*You know you're a doomtard if you think the new stadium at the high school is really a 'FEMA' death camp.

*You know you're a doomtard if you check the Dow more than 20 times a day and you don't own any stock.

*You know you're a doomtard if you have ever spent more than 30 minutes warning people coming out of Wal-Mart about reptilians in the government.

*You know you're a doomtard if you have ever held a census taker in your basement till he 'spilled the beans'.

*You know you're a doomtard when you cut down trees to obtain a 'clear field of fire'.

*You know you're a doomtard when you actually know how to recycle urine.

*You know you're a doomtard if you have ever sold one of the kids to buy gold.

*You know you're a doomtard if you have ever converted a spare bedroom into a working greenhouse.

*You know you're a doomtard if you live in Kansas but still keep an inflatable life raft in the garage.

*You know you're a doomtard if you know who the 'Freeze Dry Guy' is.

*You know you're a doomtard when your kids star telling their friends they were adopted.

*You know you're a doomtard when your kids START telling their friends they were adopted.

*You know you're a doomtard when you know what a shill is and you are on the alert for them.

*You know you're a doomtard if you know more than 20 ways to tell if YOU are a doomtard.

*You know you're a doomtard when you start seeing your pets as good 'emergency food sources'.

*You know you're a doomtard if you type OMG! and WTF! more than five times a day.

*You know you're a doomtard if you post "please help" . . . on glp.

*You know you're a doomtard when you start seeing extended family members as good 'emergency food sources'.

*You know you're a doomtard when you substitute story book time with 'gas mask drill' time before bed.

*You know you're a doomtard when you anagram 'doomtard thread', come up with this:

*You know you're a doomtard when your wife knows how to make 'rat' taste almost like chicken.

*You know you're a doomtard when you take BeePeeOildisasters Metal eating bugs theory as fact!

*You know you're a doomtard if you think Dr.Strangelove was a documentary.

*You know your a Doomtard when you feel personally insulted because someone flew up a yellow BS Flag on your favorite Doom thread.

*You know you're a doomtard if you spend more than two weekends a month living in a lean-to in the backyard for practice.

*You know you're a doomtard if you own a copy of '101 Ways to Have Fun in a Bunker'.

*You know you're a doomtard if you stay up late at night studying wind patterns and half life charts.

*You know you're a doomtard if you can make a candle out of rendered animal fat.

*You know you're a doomtard if a sudden burst of sunlight happens on the katla cam, and you convince yourself the fucking lot just went up.

*You know you're a doomtard if you CAN render animal fat.

*You know you're a doomtard when you know what potassium iodate is used for and have a healthy supply on hand.

*You know you're a doomtard if you have loads of out of date cans of food in the attic.

*You know you're a doomtard if no can of food is ever 'too' far out of date.

*You know you're a doomtard if you stay up late at night studying sun and moon charts so you can be sure 'they' are in the right place.

*You know you're a doomtard if there is a picture of you hanging in the board room at the Reynolds Aluminum Foil company.

*You know you're a doomtard when you have Sorcha Faal bookmarked more than twice.

*You know you're a doomtard when you HAVE GLP bookmarked more than twice.

*You know you're a doomtard if you have blamed a flat tire on HAARP.

*You know you're a doomtard if you keep your cellphone in an empty potato chip bag.

*You know you're a doomtard when you can spell Armageddon without looking it up.

*You know you're a doomtard if you have ever driven out of your way to avoid a GWEN tower

*You know you're a doomtard when can't locate Japan on a map but still stay up all night watching the NIKKEI, typing all the while 'crash & burn bitch'.

*You know you're a doomtard when you whisper as you drive pass a cellphone tower cause ya just never know.

*You know you're a doomtard when you really can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together.

*You know you're a doomtard when you make your own stupid moran smilies...

*You know you're a doomtard when your wife start telling her friends your suffering from PTSD and you were never in the military.

*You know you're a doomtard when mega-tsunamis are factor on where you spend your vacations.

*You know you're a doomtard when you study the safe ranges of 'RAD' exposure.


please post yours and I will edit the post to add them to the list!

Last Edited by TheDecon on 09/17/2010 04:28 PM
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Re: You know you're a doomtard when....
when you belive everything on glp
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Re: You know you're a doomtard when....
op knows too much about doom
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Re: You know you're a doomtard when....
*You know you're doomtard when you visit GLP more 1-2 times a day.
 Quoting: TheDecon

LOL ... make that 12 hrs a day fo me.

*You know you're doomtard when you you think there'e been a EMP attack when the lights go out.
 Quoting: TheDecon

I check at least the latest Magnetosphere pics.

*You know you're doomtard when you read about a meteor and you immediately think it's the government if covering up for a UFO.
 Quoting: TheDecon

I'm not interested in UFOs tomato
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09/17/2010 11:13 AM
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Re: You know you're a doomtard when....
Added Magnetosphere one in there ROFL. Come on guys this is a chance to step back and laugh at ourselves for a second.
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You know you are a doomtard if you think someone is "following me on GLP".
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Re: You know you're a doomtard when....
*You know you're doomtard when you think the meter reader is a Luciferian assassin.
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Re: You know you're a doomtard when....
when you 1 star happy/positive threads about humanity.
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Re: You know you're a doomtard when....
*You know you're doomtard when every time your internet goes out, your convinced 'they' are trying to stop you from learning the truth.
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Re: You know you're a doomtard when....
you see every picture that has an eye or an owl in it is an illuminati or masonic reference

A 20 point drop in the dow triggers you to post a stock market crash thread

You know what the GCP dot is

You know about every EQ in the world over 4.5 within minutes of it ocurring.
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Re: You know you're a doomtard when....
when you 1 star happy/positive threads about humanity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100887

1rof1
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Re: You know you're a doomtard when....
*You know you're doomtard when every time your internet goes out, your convinced 'they' are trying to stop you from learning the truth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1096247


My wireless connection (actually my neighbor's LOL) just went screwy as I hit 'reply'

hiding

And I was hitting 'reply' to point out the trouble I'd had getting onto Reinhardt's site today.

hmm

hiding
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Re: You know you're a doomtard when....
I love the one about knowing any EQ that happens around the world within minutes. Sums it up for a lot of us lol.
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Re: You know you're a doomtard when....
*You know you're a doomtard when you have more food in your bug out bag then you do in your fridge.
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*You know you're doomtard if you say or type 'so it begins..' more than twice a day.
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Re: You know you're a doomtard when....
You know you're illiterate when your favorite threads about moran's are pinned.
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Re: You know you're a doomtard when....
LOL I got a good one...

You know you're a doomtard when Trinity is a facebook friend.
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when you see an item taking up most of the news day so you check GLP to see what news THEY are trying to bury at the same time.
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LOL I got a good one...

You know you're a doomtard when Trinity is a facebook friend.
 Quoting: TheDecon


Trinity isn't MY facebook friend

:crying:
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*You know you're doomtard if you have three shortwave radios on at the same time listening for the 'GO' code.
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... if you are a paid member of GLP.
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Re: You know you're a doomtard when....
*You know you're doomtard if you have three shortwave radios on at the same time listening for the 'GO' code.
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ROFL I like that one +1 to you sir
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Re: You know you're a doomtard when....
when you see an item taking up most of the news day so you check GLP to see what news THEY are trying to bury at the same time.
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Yo I do that...
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* when you're glued to webcams 24x7 to monitor oil spills and Hawaiian tidal waves

all in good fun
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*You know you're doomtard if you have more than 10,000 rounds of 7.62x39 ammo stockpiled.
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bahahah some of these are cracking me up. I love the one about being a paid member of GLP. I mean I was actually considering it today. I still think I will. I spend enough time on this site. KEEP THEM COMING! 5a
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*You know you're doomtard if you are secretly digging a well in your basement late at night.
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Re: You know you're a doomtard when....
*You know you're doomtard if you own more than two Geiger counters.
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... if you are a paid member of GLP.
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iamwith
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Yea I like that one and the one about Alex Jones
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*You know you're doomtard if you think Bugs Bunny cartoons have secret Illuminati messages in them.





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