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DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE BASHFUL. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN.

 
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DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE BASHFUL. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN.
If you believe there is this invisible guy running around all day long and everywhere, whispering in people's ears, placing thoughts in their minds, influencing their very hearts to do evil day in and day out.....come on....raise your hands.



And then tell me only Christians know this guy is real and can sense when he is steering them off course - when nobody else has any sense that he exists - that there's some invisible entity trying to make them do evil deeds....



Come on. Time to stand up for what you believe.



Tell us all about Satan.




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All you Satan experts.
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wont raise my hand but ill raise my flag
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wont raise my hand but ill raise my flag
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What's wrong? Can't get it up?
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Tell us all about Satan.
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I believe in Satan.

I was married to her for thirteen years.
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wont raise my hand but ill raise my flag
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What's wrong? Can't get it up?
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i wont raise my hand because i dont beleive in satan
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He was my ex father in law for 10 years.
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He was my ex father in law for 10 years.
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Correction

he was my father in law for 10 scary years

now he is my ex father in law who I dont have to see ever again

GLADLY


he was satan in the flesh
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Come on all the milquetoast quistains.....what's wrong?



You rant and rave about mephistopheles day in and day out...but you won't stand up on this thread and re-assert your certain knowledge of this ubiquitous villain?




You wouldn't all be cowards, would you????




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You wouldn't all be cowards, would you????
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Perhaps they are... Or perhaps they are just disinterested.

Hard to say without a vote.
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Re: DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE BASHFUL. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN.
Most will live to see the great man of peace, and most will also accept his mark...

And you still won't believe.

His fire burns hot; the heat can now be felt by all. It's accompanied by confusion and torment... and most of all, the absence of love and peace.

Not much time now.
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You wouldn't all be cowards, would you????


Perhaps they are... Or perhaps they are just disinterested.

Hard to say without a vote.
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I've been trying for years to get one Christian to state unequivocally that Buddhists go to hell when they die and haven't been successful. Fact is, they don't want to go on record when a question is framed so succinctly that there is nowhere to hide and no way to parse the answer or adorn it with meaningless rhetoric or platitudes.
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You wouldn't all be cowards, would you????


Perhaps they are... Or perhaps they are just disinterested.

Hard to say without a vote.




I've been trying for years to get one Christian to state unequivocally that Buddhists go to hell when they die and haven't been successful. Fact is, they don't want to go on record when a question is framed so succinctly that there is nowhere to hide and no way to parse the answer or adorn it with meaningless rhetoric or platitudes.
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Have you read the bible yourself?
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If I am not mistaken, the bible states that one is the righteuos Judge and Lawgiver. Therefore men who believe in that book should allow the one who it states is worthy to be the judge.

peace.
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You wouldn't all be cowards, would you????


Perhaps they are... Or perhaps they are just disinterested.

Hard to say without a vote.




I've been trying for years to get one Christian to state unequivocally that Buddhists go to hell when they die and haven't been successful. Fact is, they don't want to go on record when a question is framed so succinctly that there is nowhere to hide and no way to parse the answer or adorn it with meaningless rhetoric or platitudes.


Have you read the bible yourself?
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No. I don't own one. Waaayyyy too boring.



I have something waaayyyy better.



My brain.
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Have you read the bible yourself?






No. I don't own one. Waaayyyy too boring.



I have something waaayyyy better.



My brain.


That should be enough to end this thread.
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Have you read the bible yourself?






No. I don't own one. Waaayyyy too boring.



I have something waaayyyy better.



My brain.


That should be enough to end this thread.
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For the brain dead.
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Re: DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE BASHFUL. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN.
Have you read the bible yourself?






No. I don't own one. Waaayyyy too boring.



I have something waaayyyy better.



My brain.


That should be enough to end this thread.
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You dont seem very well educated.

Maybe it is not the problem of "too boring" but in your case, the problem of, you dont really understand it.


Perhaps you dont have the higher level of thought it takes to comprehend the meanings of what it is saying.

Most people in the US read at a 9th grade level.

The Bible was written for a higher level of comprehension.
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I've been trying for years to get one Christian to state unequivocally that Buddhists go to hell when they die and haven't been successful. Fact is, they don't want to go on record when a question is framed so succinctly that there is nowhere to hide and no way to parse the answer or adorn it with meaningless rhetoric or platitudes.
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Here is one of many bible verses which are useful for instruction in how a man should judge another...

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11 Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of his brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.
12 There is one lawgiver, who is able to save and to destroy: who art thou that judgest another?
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Re: DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE BASHFUL. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN.
Have you read the bible yourself?






No. I don't own one. Waaayyyy too boring.



I have something waaayyyy better.



My brain.


That should be enough to end this thread.

You dont seem very well educated.

Maybe it is not the problem of "too boring" but in your case, the problem of, you dont really understand it.


Perhaps you dont have the higher level of thought it takes to comprehend the meanings of what it is saying.

Most people in the US read at a 9th grade level.

The Bible was written for a higher level of comprehension.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1099996




LOLOLOL. That was real good !!1 You quistians are SOOOO astute!!!





I have one or more degrees from one or more of the following institutions:





Harvard Duke Notre Dame Stanford



And an IQ 50 points above the national average.....guess where that places me??? LOLOL


Try again, my little troll......LOLOL




Check.
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And an IQ 50 points above the national average.....guess where that places me??? LOLOL

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In a Loony Bin?


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Re: DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE BASHFUL. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN.
Most will live to see the great man of peace, and most will also accept his mark...

And you still won't believe.

His fire burns hot; the heat can now be felt by all. It's accompanied by confusion and torment... and most of all, the absence of love and peace.

Not much time now.
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Because these people are the stupid ones who are easily manipulated into believing satan does not exist.

Many will accept the mark; whatever form it takes; because they

Deny the existance of Jesus

Deny the existance of satan


both are real.
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And an IQ 50 points above the national average.....guess where that places me??? LOLOL




In a Loony Bin?


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Oh, boy. That was a good one.
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Re: DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE BASHFUL. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN.
Have you read the bible yourself?






No. I don't own one. Waaayyyy too boring.



I have something waaayyyy better.



My brain.


That should be enough to end this thread.

You dont seem very well educated.

Maybe it is not the problem of "too boring" but in your case, the problem of, you dont really understand it.


Perhaps you dont have the higher level of thought it takes to comprehend the meanings of what it is saying.

Most people in the US read at a 9th grade level.

The Bible was written for a higher level of comprehension.




LOLOLOL. That was real good !!1 You quistians are SOOOO astute!!!





I have one or more degrees from one or more of the following institutions:





Harvard Duke Notre Dame Stanford



And an IQ 50 points above the national average.....guess where that places me??? LOLOL


Try again, my little troll......LOLOL




Check.
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BS

I dont believe you.

They sure did not teach you how to write, IF what you say is true.

But I would say you are lying about where you went to school.

Word of advice: it shows
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Re: DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE BASHFUL. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN.
Most will live to see the great man of peace, and most will also accept his mark...

And you still won't believe.

His fire burns hot; the heat can now be felt by all. It's accompanied by confusion and torment... and most of all, the absence of love and peace.

Not much time now.

Because these people are the stupid ones who are easily manipulated into believing satan does not exist.

Many will accept the mark; whatever form it takes; because they

Deny the existance of Jesus

Deny the existance of satan


both are real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1099996






Go back to your other thread and read my post.


You don't need a bible. You need a dictionary.


"Oh Lord, what can't Christians spell? Are they stupid?"
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Re: DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE BASHFUL. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN.
I met a Demon?/Angel?/Guardian of higher worlds who told me I was Satan.

Was not in a position to disagree at the time.
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Re: DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE BASHFUL. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN.
Hey AC, Yeah i believe Satan exsists. As Does Jesus also. CHrist tells us that Satan is like a roaring lion roaming the earth, seeking to devour whom he may. Do i believe he sits on my shoulder tempting me and whispering into my ear? No thats called your conscience, and doesnt have anything to do with Satan. Dont worry though all you "non believers", it wont be long now. Ya see evil is so previlent in this world right now, that its even parading itself as rightousness, which is what Jesus said would be prevelent in these days. But what should soon become very interestng is when evil is unleashed on the earth like youve never seen it!? Because "they will be given the keys to the bottomless pit" Think they wanna open it? Because i assure you they will! And what manner of evil will exsist then? Many are going to fall, because the greatest work Satan has done to date is to convince people he doesnt exsist....good luck with that.
But to all of us on GLP that believe in OUr King of Kings and Lord of Lords remember "in that day every knee will bow and every tounge shall confess i am Lord!" What every tongue!!? Ya mean even those who didnt believe!?
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Have you read the bible yourself?






No. I don't own one. Waaayyyy too boring.



I have something waaayyyy better.



My brain.


That should be enough to end this thread.

You dont seem very well educated.

Maybe it is not the problem of "too boring" but in your case, the problem of, you dont really understand it.


Perhaps you dont have the higher level of thought it takes to comprehend the meanings of what it is saying.

Most people in the US read at a 9th grade level.

The Bible was written for a higher level of comprehension.




LOLOLOL. That was real good !!1 You quistians are SOOOO astute!!!





I have one or more degrees from one or more of the following institutions:





Harvard Duke Notre Dame Stanford



And an IQ 50 points above the national average.....guess where that places me??? LOLOL


Try again, my little troll......LOLOL




Check.

BS

I dont believe you.

They sure did not teach you how to write, IF what you say is true.

But I would say you are lying about where you went to school.

Word of advice: it shows
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Your mental acuity has worn quite thin. I actually write as part of my living. All my friends in my HS graduating class were geniuses who went to West Point, Northwestern, Cornell, Yale, Harvard, Stanford, Notre Dame, U of Chicago, etc.



Oh, and one side benefit of having a high IQ is detecting someone who doesn't. Go look in a mirror . LOLOL
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Re: DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE BASHFUL. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN.
THese are the end times and those who cant see it are the ones who will lose.

satan is real and he is going to rule this earth for a short time..

and take as many poor hostile unbelieving souls down into his kingdom of hell with him as he can.

This is the absolute truth.

satan exists.
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THese are the end times and those who cant see it are the ones who will lose.

satan is real and he is going to rule this earth for a short time..

and take as many poor hostile unbelieving souls down into his kingdom of hell with him as he can.

This is the absolute truth.

satan exists.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1099996








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Have you read the bible yourself?






No. I don't own one. Waaayyyy too boring.



I have something waaayyyy better.



My brain.


That should be enough to end this thread.

You dont seem very well educated.

Maybe it is not the problem of "too boring" but in your case, the problem of, you dont really understand it.


Perhaps you dont have the higher level of thought it takes to comprehend the meanings of what it is saying.

Most people in the US read at a 9th grade level.

The Bible was written for a higher level of comprehension.




LOLOLOL. That was real good !!1 You quistians are SOOOO astute!!!





I have one or more degrees from one or more of the following institutions:





Harvard Duke Notre Dame Stanford



And an IQ 50 points above the national average.....guess where that places me??? LOLOL


Try again, my little troll......LOLOL




Check.
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By the WAY;

Way is spelled W a Y
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Re: DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE BASHFUL. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN.
Have you read the bible yourself?






No. I don't own one. Waaayyyy too boring.



I have something waaayyyy better.



My brain.


That should be enough to end this thread.

You dont seem very well educated.

Maybe it is not the problem of "too boring" but in your case, the problem of, you dont really understand it.


Perhaps you dont have the higher level of thought it takes to comprehend the meanings of what it is saying.

Most people in the US read at a 9th grade level.

The Bible was written for a higher level of comprehension.




LOLOLOL. That was real good !!1 You quistians are SOOOO astute!!!





I have one or more degrees from one or more of the following institutions:





Harvard Duke Notre Dame Stanford



And an IQ 50 points above the national average.....guess where that places me??? LOLOL


Try again, my little troll......LOLOL




Check.

By the WAY;

Way is spelled W a Y
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Let me guess. 16 years old?





GLP