My boss saw me eating a pickle with my lunch today and said he'd like to give me a "pickle tickle"...

Sounds like a law suit in the making

Sexual harassment. Sue him.

Did you tell your wife?

Not yet.

Is it sexual in nature? I'm a dude, btw.

HA HA HA those French and their tickles...

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Should have put your finger down your throat and puked it on his desk and said "go ahead, I'm curious if it's ticklish"

Do you like your job? If yes, tread lightly. Document what he says to you, and try to have someone with you to be a witness. If you don't care either way about your job, then tell him exactly how you feel. He might fire you though, and then you would have to sue.

Holy Inappropriateness !!!!!

Tell him to put it in a pot of boiling water and that you would be glad to jar that prick up and send it to his wife.

I'm male. I've had male bosses say things. Just call him a fag next time. What's he gonna do?

Aw c'mon !

He just want to take a Vlasic pickle out of the jar and rub on you.

pickle surprise!