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BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 
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BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Notice to all BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...word of advice...SHUT THE FUCK UP!

WTF IS UP WITH WOMEN! They watch these dumbass un-reality shows and try to mimic the life they see on TV!

Please women, GET A LIFE! Just because your man isn't an experienced kisser doesn't mean everything has to go to hell in a hand basket!

FUCK!

ok, bring on the attacks...
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Do you have a small penis?
Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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10/03/2010 12:13 PM
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Notice to all BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...word of advice...SHUT THE FUCK UP!

WTF IS UP WITH WOMEN! They watch these dumbass un-reality shows and try to mimic the life they see on TV!

Please women, GET A LIFE! Just because your man isn't an experienced kisser doesn't mean everything has to go to hell in a hand basket!

FUCK!

ok, bring on the attacks...
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Pud?
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Heaven forbid a woman be honest with a man!

Yet another OP that can't get laid.
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Razrin?
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10/03/2010 12:16 PM
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Heaven forbid a woman be honest with a man!

Yet another OP that can't get laid.
 Quoting: Nikki_LaVey


Oh, I'm fucking the shit out of her, don't get me wrong, it's just that you bitches have way to many "metrics"............you're fucking CRAZY!
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10/03/2010 12:18 PM
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Practice kissing by yourself. You'll get the hang of it soon enough. Don't know what to do about your penis though.
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10/03/2010 12:19 PM
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Kissing isn't exactly difficult, OP. Work on it, you'll get better.
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10/03/2010 12:20 PM
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
kissing is germy vomit
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10/03/2010 12:22 PM
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
kiss her arse and her feet and she will love you
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
They watch these dumbass un-reality shows and try to mimic the life they see on TV!


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We have tabloid trash culture at every turn. It started with a couple of rags at the checkout counter and they were the but of many a joke. Now almost every publication struggles to follow suit on the race to the bottom. Who was demanding this garbage? Then, your right, it became the "reality" to model, weather they tabloid talk about celebs, or the reality TV, the "who wants to be," or Idol.
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10/03/2010 12:24 PM
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Kissing isn't exactly difficult, OP. Work on it, you'll get better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990887

Let's just say I spent 30 minutes kissing her and she wanted to "SWALLOW MY FACE!".....and after 40 minutes....that wasn't "good enough" for her.....
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10/03/2010 12:25 PM
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
She sounds like a dumb cunt. Kissing is filthy anyway.
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10/03/2010 12:28 PM
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Kissing is very erotic and usually the best part.

Sadly most men DO NOT know how to kiss well :(
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10/03/2010 12:31 PM
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I would pass the kissing part if he buys me roses
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
she wanted to "SWALLOW MY FACE!".....and after 40 minutes....
 Quoting: OP 1118272


Yikes. That's not passion, that's...

Oh, and sorry to say it sounds like she wants you to be more like someone else. She's probably already out fishing and trying the merchandise on for size, then coming back to fault find you until she "screws" up her courage to make the leap.
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
So she doesnt like the way you kiss ... so what?? Take it like a man and stop whining about it ... DO SOMETHING about it if you value the relationship, if not, oh well, move on. Not EVERY man can blow EVERY womans skirt up and vice versa, thats the way it goes ... its all about a messy combo of likes, dislikes, pheromones and personal preferences ... to the next woman, you might be the best kisser EVER ... get over yourself, thats life dood.
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
i've actually had the opposite thing..told i'm the best kisser, but been too drunk on a few occasions to get it fully up and had to just eat her out for a while.

i love an honest woman..

yeah..sometimes we get too drunk, but you tell us that once, and you are yummy, we won't drink the next time and it will be good plowing..

but hey even just making out and eating out can be good.

but we know you like the hard plowing too.

same goes for when you get to drunk and aren't wet enough.

but there's lube for that.


so
hf
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10/03/2010 12:32 PM
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Notice to all BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...word of advice...SHUT THE FUCK UP!

WTF IS UP WITH WOMEN! They watch these dumbass un-reality shows and try to mimic the life they see on TV!

Please women, GET A LIFE! Just because your man isn't an experienced kisser doesn't mean everything has to go to hell in a hand basket!

FUCK!

ok, bring on the attacks...
 Quoting: SHUT THE FUCK UP! 1087435



Yeah you want us to be honest with you and tell you what the problem is and when we do you can't handle it, get defensive, and turn it around so it's the woman's fault.

Fukin EVOLVE already!


Men!! jerkit
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10/03/2010 12:36 PM
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Kissing is filthy anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1115758


It's meant to be. It's a biological means to share germs and sync the immune systems. It keeps families on the same page so to speak.
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10/03/2010 12:38 PM
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Awwww, poor baby. Why don't you buy a grapefruit and practice awhile. Use a little tongue, but keep it dry. Girls don't like it when you guys push buckets of spit into their mouths.
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10/03/2010 12:41 PM
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Yeah you want us to be honest with you and tell you what the problem is and when we do you can't handle it, get defensive, and turn it around so it's the woman's fault.

Fukin EVOLVE already!


Men!!
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Devolve with me, we'll be life partners, and best friends. Then when you do everything I manipulate you into...I mean everything we come to consensus on, we will spread kittens, butterflies, Avon catalogs, and save the whales. Then Gaia will rejoice and birth a new world!
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I would pass the kissing part if he buys me roses
 Quoting: <| NutOnTheEdge |>



You would surely pass 'he buys me roses' part if he would kiss your other lips. Ironically, if you keep demanding the roses part - you'll never get this. :)
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10/03/2010 12:47 PM
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
As Sam Kinison taught...just do the alphabet with your tongue!
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10/03/2010 12:52 PM
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I would pass the kissing part if he buys me roses

You would surely pass 'he buys me roses' part if he would kiss your other lips. Ironically, if you keep demanding the roses part - you'll never get this. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 871439


No I am not keen on being licked on the other lips. But like other said, keep it dry, although I must say I would never hold for a 40 min kiss.
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
When the passion leaves the kisses, you've pretty much become roommates.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
swapping saliva, spit and bacteria while tongue tied sounds soooooooooooooooooo romantic!

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10/03/2010 01:06 PM
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I think if she was smart she would just sorta take control of the situation. Unless she is looking for a way out.
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Notice to all BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...word of advice...SHUT THE FUCK UP!

WTF IS UP WITH WOMEN! They watch these dumbass un-reality shows and try to mimic the life they see on TV!

Please women, GET A LIFE! Just because your man isn't an experienced kisser doesn't mean everything has to go to hell in a hand basket!

FUCK!

ok, bring on the attacks...
 Quoting: SHUT THE FUCK UP! 1087435

L.O.L.!!!!!!!!!!
lmao
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
swapping saliva, spit and bacteria while tongue tied sounds soooooooooooooooooo romantic!

black
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FUNGUSSSSSSSSSSS!
DO NOT FORGET THE FUNGUSSSS
HUMAN NASAL AND MOUTH AREA PRODUCES MORE FUNGAL YEAST
THAN THE HUMAN ANAL CAVITY AND LOWER INTESTINE
CHOMP ON THAT ONE NASTY TONGUE FONDLING HEATHENS!
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Re: BITCHES: Telling your man his kisses aren't "passionate" enough is like saying he has a small penis...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Kissing is very erotic and usually the best part.

Sadly most men DO NOT know how to kiss well :(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8925


maybe that's why so many girls are going to the girlz.





GLP