8 Conspiracy Theories That Make the Reptilians Seem Normal

5. New Chronology

In actual fact, the middle ages are a lie, and most known historical events took place in AD 1000-1500. Ancient Greek and Roman documents are forgeries, and the Roman empire began in the 9th century. Christianity started not long after that, in the 11th Century, and the historical character of ‘Jesus’ was based on a Byzantine emperor.

But what about the European history you’re familiar with? It’s all a fabrication by Byzantine refugees who fled to the savage nation of England in the fifteenth century, with British’s historical line of kings, for example, being based on a cheap renaming of other Byzantine emperors.

I'd vote for 5 too.

The other ones are at least remotely possible, number 4 the most.


Last Edited by Halcyon Dayz, FCD on 10/05/2010 11:35 PM

Aliens Under Vatican City is pretty out there... any threads on that here?

What do you know about Union Bank and the Bush Family Crime Syndicate? This one isn't as strange as you think.

From the UK Guardian:

How Bush's grandfather helped Hitler's rise to power

Rumours of a link between the US first family and the Nazi war machine have circulated for decades. Now the Guardian can reveal how repercussions of events that culminated in action under the Trading with the Enemy Act are still being felt by today's president

George Bush's grandfather, the late US senator Prescott Bush, was a director and shareholder of companies that profited from their involvement with the financial backers of Nazi Germany.

The Guardian has obtained confirmation from newly discovered files in the US National Archives that a firm of which Prescott Bush was a director was involved with the financial architects of Nazism.

His business dealings, which continued until his company's assets were seized in 1942 under the Trading with the Enemy Act, has led more than 60 years later to a civil action for damages being brought in Germany against the Bush family by two former slave labourers at Auschwitz and to a hum of pre-election controversy.

The evidence has also prompted one former US Nazi war crimes prosecutor to argue that the late senator's action should have been grounds for prosecution for giving aid and comfort to the enemy...

the greatest conspiracy of all is that there is no such thing as a fixed reality 'out there'. there is no 'reality'. there are only people who know this and people who don't know this and are therefore controlled by those who do know it. nothing is real except when you believe it.

individuals create their own reality
collectives of individuals create a shared reality

Ever wonder if we could change the Past?

#1, #4, and #7

all humans already have reptilian strain
= this is normal