I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast

Stupid is as stupid does.

how'd it taste?

ewww, I bet that tasted nasty. gargle with some listerine or something.

it tasted a little bitter, oily and pasty...
I garbled, never again....

Every time you put shit like that on your skin, your eating it.

it puts the lotion on the skin...

or it's gets the hose again!

Well, it couldve been worse, It could have been Ultra strength Ben Gay Sports Rub .

I would say you have less than 48 hours left...make your peace with friends and family and especially with God.

I accidentally brushed my cream with toothpaste, instead of teeth.

jeez still thats safer than ther toothpaste you dont want to go putting that in your mouth

This may or may not be the product you have, but it's fairly consistent with their formulation. Why would anyone think this hideous concoction would be good to apply once let alone daily/nightly? Cause they put it on Rabbits in a lab somewhere, and gave it a rubber stamp? Uggg.



[link to householdproducts.nlm.nih.gov]

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Glycerin 000056-81-5
Stearic acid 000057-11-4
Tocopherol 000059-02-9
Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid (EDTA) 000060-00-4
Citric acid 000077-92-9
Retinyl palmitate 000079-81-2
Panthenol 000081-13-0
Propylparaben 000094-13-3
Methylparaben 000099-76-3
Octyl stearate 000109-36-4
Stearyl alcohol 000112-92-5
Ascorbyl palmitate 000137-66-6
Isopropyl palmitate 000142-91-6
Cetyl palmitate 000540-10-3
Sodium hydroxide 001310-73-2
beta-Carotene 007235-40-7
Tocopheryl acetate 007695-91-2
Water 007732-18-5
Peanut oil 008002-03-7
Lecithin 008002-43-5
Carbomer 009003-01-4
PEG-40 stearate 009004-99-3
Dimethicone 350 009006-65-9
Titanium dioxide 013463-67-7
Cetyl alcohol 036653-82-4
Imidazolidinyl urea 039236-46-9
Dimethicone copolyol 064365-23-7
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I did that twice as a kid. Once with Brylcreem and once with Deep Heating Rub. The latter was the worst!

I want some of what she's smoking...

lmao

are you twitching violently yet?

Cetyl palmitate will certanly eat your insides out if you dont do a gag reflex and puke that shit up right after swallowed...

At Least It Wasn't Preparation H.....

your gums look younger and firmer already ;)

if your teeth still feel slimy cut up a lemon and bite and rub the lemon juice over your mouth then swish and rinse a couple of times..should be squeaky clean.

everyone makes mistakes

no, but I got a swollen gum, could be some bleech I accidently drunk at lunch

How average...

just trying to fit in...

Stay away from eye drops and super-glue!!

better than super gluing your eye shut... not to worry... your teeth shall be soft and silky...

When I was naive - I know that is hard to believe that I was ever naive, but I was - my first husband's unkle told me with enormous conviction that toothpaste was good for burns.

Well, one night I had just taken a TV dinner out of the oven and was serving this oven hot TV dinner to my then husband, when the whole thing slid off the tray and onto his lap. (He had on a short bathrobe and nothing else, and it missed his parts by not much at all). So, I grab the toothpaste and proceed in putting some on his thigh, meanwhile the guy is howling in pain and runs to the shower). Obviously, you do not put toothpaste on burns as we figured out right about then.

So, we go to the hospital where the poor guy has second degree burns with toothpaste all over them.

Seriously, they looked at me like I was some kind of monster as I explained why I put toothpaste on him.

Ah, live and learn.