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Evil Twin (OP) 10/13/2010 07:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 20. But since we can only have 5 stupid rounds in each up here I guess I better double that...eh? Quoting: SickDaveMondoSDM Not to worry...surely, the alien invaders will abide your magazine restrictions, and only shoot their disruptor beams 5 times before recharging. |
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Rev. Mother Nene User ID: 863109 United States 10/13/2010 07:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No firearms at present but I've got my bow ready and a nice sharp machete. How many of their heads do you have to lop off before they die? Are they like centipedes with each severed part crawling in different directions? "Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstein revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1129025 United States 10/13/2010 07:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am leaving soon, and you will forgive me if I speak bluntly. The universe grows smaller every day, and the threat of aggression by any group, anywhere, can no longer be tolerated. There must be security for all, or no one is secure. Now, this does not mean giving up any freedom, except the freedom to act irresponsibly. Your ancestors knew this when they made laws to govern themselves and hired policemen to enforce them. We, of the other planets, have long accepted this principle. We have an organization for the mutual protection of all planets and for the complete elimination of aggression. The test of any such higher authority is, of course, the police force that supports it. For our policemen, we created a race of robots. Their function is to patrol the planets in spaceships like this one and preserve the peace. In matters of aggression, we have given them absolute power over us. This power cannot be revoked. At the first sign of violence, they act automatically against the aggressor. The penalty for provoking their action is too terrible to risk. The result is, we live in peace, without arms or armies, secure in the knowledge that we are free from aggression and war. Free to pursue more... profitable enterprises. Now, we do not pretend to have achieved perfection, but we do have a system, and it works. I came here to give you these facts. It is no concern of ours how you run your own planet, but if you threaten to extend your violence, this Earth of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder. Your choice is simple: join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you. - Klatu We were warned. We didn't listen. Kay sara sara What will be will be. |
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Evil Twin (OP) 10/13/2010 07:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No firearms at present but I've got my bow ready and a nice sharp machete. Quoting: Rev. Mother NeneHow many of their heads do you have to lop off before they die? Are they like centipedes with each severed part crawling in different directions? Not sure, but I hear that if you lop off only one head, they remain 87% combat effective. |
Babe in a Bunker User ID: 1116393 United States 10/13/2010 07:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I spelled "WELCOME" out on my lawn with my Penthouse center-fold collection. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129334Well it seems so real I can see it And it seems so real I can feel it And it seems so real I can taste it And it seems so real I can hear it So why can't I touch it? So why can't I touch it? Twatter: [link to twitter.com] |
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Rev. Mother Nene User ID: 863109 United States 10/13/2010 08:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No firearms at present but I've got my bow ready and a nice sharp machete. Quoting: Evil TwinHow many of their heads do you have to lop off before they die? Are they like centipedes with each severed part crawling in different directions? Not sure, but I hear that if you lop off only one head, they remain 87% combat effective. :machetemn: Best to be prepared then! "Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstein revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 725691 United States 10/13/2010 08:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was kinda planning on trying out my new wasp spray/flamethrower concoction. Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 725691 United States 10/13/2010 08:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Limecat, I married a scout and have successfully finished a breeding program. Quoting: BullfrogI am hoping to get off with time served. does this mean you're gonna have a baby? you gonna be a daddy? yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congratulations! Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
SubarcticBeef User ID: 953574 United States 10/13/2010 08:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How many? I can only answer "yes". Large and Powerful [link to i154.photobucket.com] |
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Bullfrog User ID: 1125136 United States 10/13/2010 08:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Limecat, I married a scout and have successfully finished a breeding program. Quoting: Only MeI am hoping to get off with time served. does this mean you're gonna have a baby? you gonna be a daddy? yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congratulations! been there done that got the coffee mug for christmas. no...they are ready now, grown from their embryonic human form into silvery chrysalis of alien hybrids. plus, I had a vasectomy like 10 years ago. all authority is given to me |