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How Many Loaded Magazines Have You Laid Out for the Alien Invasion?

 
Evil Twin
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10/13/2010 07:32 PM
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How Many Loaded Magazines Have You Laid Out for the Alien Invasion?
6 for my primary
4 for my sidearm

Maybe I'm under-prepared?

hiding
ORECHICK

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10/13/2010 07:33 PM
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0. You can't shoot a hologram. I have weapons for intruders.. but not aliens.
SickDaveMondo

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10/13/2010 07:35 PM
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20. But since we can only have 5 stupid rounds in each up here I guess I better double that...eh?

SDM
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10/13/2010 07:35 PM
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0. You can't shoot a hologram. I have weapons for intruders.. but not aliens.
 Quoting: ORECHICK

I can damn sure try 212 times before I have to reload mags.
Anonymous Coward
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10/13/2010 07:36 PM
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if they can travel at light speed, I doubt bullets will have any effect on them. None the less Ill fight to the death. I'm not going to be a science experiment or some anal probe toy.
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10/13/2010 07:36 PM

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i have some very strong mind altering substances just in case
higher than high
ORECHICK

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10/13/2010 07:36 PM
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0. You can't shoot a hologram. I have weapons for intruders.. but not aliens.

I can damn sure try 212 times before I have to reload mags.
 Quoting: Evil Twin

lol
easymind

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10/13/2010 07:38 PM
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They can make you shoot yourself with your own gun. If I was you I would have nothing in my house but a naked girl.
Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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10/13/2010 07:39 PM
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20. But since we can only have 5 stupid rounds in each up here I guess I better double that...eh?

SDM
 Quoting: SickDaveMondo

Not to worry...surely, the alien invaders will abide your magazine restrictions, and only shoot their disruptor beams 5 times before recharging.
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10/13/2010 07:40 PM
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I have 120 rounds (4 mags) of 7.62x39 ready.

I also have a large fixed blade on the coffee table in case things go cqc.
Anonymous Coward
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10/13/2010 07:40 PM
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Lessee, I got a couple copies of old "OMNI" magazines laid out on the coffee table, a few Field & Streams, and a stack of old Reader's Digests....oughtta just about do it! :-)
Rev. Mother Nene

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10/13/2010 07:44 PM
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No firearms at present but I've got my bow ready and a nice sharp machete.

How many of their heads do you have to lop off before they die? Are they like centipedes with each severed part crawling in different directions?
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10/13/2010 07:44 PM
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I have two for my primary and one for my sidearm plus both of my Paslode nailers are loaded fully and charged up in case I need to hang some "grey" decorations and tack down some flailing floor mats.
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10/13/2010 07:46 PM
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I am leaving soon, and you will forgive me if I speak bluntly. The universe grows smaller every day, and the threat of aggression by any group, anywhere, can no longer be tolerated. There must be security for all, or no one is secure. Now, this does not mean giving up any freedom, except the freedom to act irresponsibly. Your ancestors knew this when they made laws to govern themselves and hired policemen to enforce them. We, of the other planets, have long accepted this principle. We have an organization for the mutual protection of all planets and for the complete elimination of aggression. The test of any such higher authority is, of course, the police force that supports it. For our policemen, we created a race of robots. Their function is to patrol the planets in spaceships like this one and preserve the peace. In matters of aggression, we have given them absolute power over us. This power cannot be revoked. At the first sign of violence, they act automatically against the aggressor. The penalty for provoking their action is too terrible to risk. The result is, we live in peace, without arms or armies, secure in the knowledge that we are free from aggression and war. Free to pursue more... profitable enterprises. Now, we do not pretend to have achieved perfection, but we do have a system, and it works. I came here to give you these facts. It is no concern of ours how you run your own planet, but if you threaten to extend your violence, this Earth of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder. Your choice is simple: join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you.

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10/13/2010 07:46 PM
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I welcome death when it comes. Be it from aliens or otherwise.
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10/13/2010 07:48 PM
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I spelled "WELCOME" out on my lawn with my Penthouse center-fold collection.
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10/13/2010 07:49 PM
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I spelled "WELCOME" out on my lawn with my Penthouse center-fold collection.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129334


roof topper

chuckle
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10/13/2010 07:50 PM
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I spelled "WELCOME" out on my lawn with my Penthouse center-fold collection.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129334

Nice!!

That'll slow 'em down for awhile!!
Evil Twin  (OP)

10/13/2010 07:52 PM
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No firearms at present but I've got my bow ready and a nice sharp machete.

How many of their heads do you have to lop off before they die? Are they like centipedes with each severed part crawling in different directions?
 Quoting: Rev. Mother Nene

Not sure, but I hear that if you lop off only one head, they remain 87% combat effective.

damned
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10/13/2010 07:53 PM
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I spelled "WELCOME" out on my lawn with my Penthouse center-fold collection.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129334


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tkwasny

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10/13/2010 07:57 PM
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I welcome death when it comes. Be it from aliens or otherwise.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1128234

This world is the incubator period. REAL life is once finite anchors are shed.
Bullfrog

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10/13/2010 08:04 PM
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Limecat, I married a scout and have successfully finished a breeding program.

I am hoping to get off with time served.
all authority is given to me
Rev. Mother Nene

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10/13/2010 08:07 PM
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Re: How Many Loaded Magazines Have You Laid Out for the Alien Invasion?
No firearms at present but I've got my bow ready and a nice sharp machete.

How many of their heads do you have to lop off before they die? Are they like centipedes with each severed part crawling in different directions?

Not sure, but I hear that if you lop off only one head, they remain 87% combat effective.

damned
 Quoting: Evil Twin



:machetemn:


Best to be prepared then!
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstein

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10/13/2010 08:09 PM

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I was kinda planning on trying out my new wasp spray/flamethrower concoction.

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There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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10/13/2010 08:12 PM
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Limecat, I married a scout and have successfully finished a breeding program.

I am hoping to get off with time served.
 Quoting: Bullfrog

LOL!

Would that I had that sort of foresight!
Only Me
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10/13/2010 08:13 PM

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Limecat, I married a scout and have successfully finished a breeding program.

I am hoping to get off with time served.
 Quoting: Bullfrog



does this mean you're gonna have a baby? you gonna be a daddy? yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congratulations!
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
SubarcticBeef

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10/13/2010 08:14 PM
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How many? I can only answer "yes".
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10/13/2010 08:15 PM
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I have several bottle rockets and one roman candle.
Firing off every one of them if i see any Aliens!
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10/13/2010 08:15 PM
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THE REAL QUESTION IS HOW MANY SUPER-TURBO-BOMBS DOES THAT LIME HELMET KITTEH HAZ?
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10/13/2010 08:16 PM
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Too many according to my better half. She found some in one of my hiding spots. Accused me of wasteful spending. Gees but her Imilda Marcos shoe collection, is ok.
Fishing and skiing keeps me a little sane.
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10/13/2010 08:17 PM
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Limecat, I married a scout and have successfully finished a breeding program.

I am hoping to get off with time served.



does this mean you're gonna have a baby? you gonna be a daddy? yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congratulations!
 Quoting: Only Me

been there done that got the coffee mug for christmas.

no...they are ready now, grown from their embryonic human form into silvery chrysalis of alien hybrids.

plus, I had a vasectomy like 10 years ago.
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