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I don't want to understand Pokemon

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/22/2010 07:45 AM
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I don't want to understand Pokemon
Do you get it?
Its stupid Japanese idiocy and I don't want to understand it.
My son thinks its God, im going to have to ban him from it for eternity.
If a game doesn't have guns grenades and knives it is boring.
Do you understand?
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10/22/2010 07:46 AM
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
Perhaps its another form of mind control?
To appease the masses and make the non violent?
Turn their combat training into fantasies of growl magic and thunderbolts?
Which clearly don't exit.
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10/22/2010 07:48 AM
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
Perhaps its another form of mind control?
To appease the masses and make the non violent?
Turn their combat training into fantasies of growl magic and thunderbolts?
Which clearly don't exit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1133361


Final Fantasy Tactics has fantasy shit like thunderbolts and stuff, but also has guns and swords. It's pretty badass.
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10/22/2010 07:51 AM
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
Pokemon is out. There was Yo-Gi-oh (sp?) on the same basis but now it is getting out of the school yards too. Yo-go-oh had more rules than a chess game. It is very demanding on strategic thinking and I think this is the only positive of such games.
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10/22/2010 07:54 AM
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
Buy him a damn skateboard
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
Buy him a damn skateboard
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and a bb gun.Metal bb's not that airsoft shit.Maybe he'll start collecting bird carcasses instead of cards.
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
Pokemon is another concept that makes demon hosting seem cool for kids
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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10/22/2010 08:18 AM
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I'm glad my kids were smart enough to realize how incredibly fuck'n retarded Pokemon is...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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10/22/2010 08:19 AM
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
Do you get it?
Its stupid Japanese idiocy and I don't want to understand it.
My son thinks its God, im going to have to ban him from it for eternity.
If a game doesn't have guns grenades and knives it is boring.
Do you understand?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1133361

dude..its a phase..he'll grow out of it.

i actually engaged my son while he was into it...he ended up donating all his pokemons to the goodwill a few months later.

learn how to be a dad.
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10/22/2010 08:21 AM
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
You miserable killjoy, pokemon was tha shit back in the day.


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Buy him a damn skateboard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129722

I have and a bmx he never rode and a fucking woffel board thing ripstick
But he only plays it on emulators on his pc not on any handhelds.
I am against consoles and handhelds
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Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
Do you get it?
Its stupid Japanese idiocy and I don't want to understand it.
My son thinks its God, im going to have to ban him from it for eternity.
If a game doesn't have guns grenades and knives it is boring.
Do you understand?

dude..its a phase..he'll grow out of it.

i actually engaged my son while he was into it...he ended up donating all his pokemons to the goodwill a few months later.

learn how to be a dad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 809904

Wtf learn how to be a dad? lol
Im a better dad than you'll ever be dickhead!
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10/22/2010 08:23 AM
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I'm glad my kids were smart enough to realize how incredibly fuck'n retarded Pokemon is...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

They probably went straight into the pulling wings off bees like you huh?
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10/22/2010 08:25 AM
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
Do you get it?
Its stupid Japanese idiocy and I don't want to understand it.
My son thinks its God, im going to have to ban him from it for eternity.
If a game doesn't have guns grenades and knives it is boring.
Do you understand?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1133361



I get it! but then, my 19 year old son was obsessed with it when young and now my 9 year old daughter is!

Interestingly, all the names of the creatures are closely related to real creatures, so when my son answered the million £ question on Who wants to be a millionaire it was due to the fact that this obscure fish was a Pokemon!

Get involved and evolve a few Pokemon!
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10/22/2010 08:28 AM
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
Do you get it?
Its stupid Japanese idiocy and I don't want to understand it.
My son thinks its God, im going to have to ban him from it for eternity.
If a game doesn't have guns grenades and knives it is boring.
Do you understand?



I get it! but then, my 19 year old son was obsessed with it when young and now my 9 year old daughter is!

Interestingly, all the names of the creatures are closely related to real creatures, so when my son answered the million £ question on Who wants to be a millionaire it was due to the fact that this obscure fish was a Pokemon!

Get involved and evolve a few Pokemon!
 Quoting: Nightshade

As I said I have no hand helds its all roms on the pc.
But he keeps cards and stuff and it seems he gets rather to excited over them.
I don't like it I think its boring.
I just don't want him making a role model thing out of it because I think its stupid.
But I guess one could have worse role models.......
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10/22/2010 08:30 AM
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 Quoting: The "U"

I said I dont want to understand Pokemon you pathetic ignorant mind controlled pleb I didn't ask for videos explaining it bushfing
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10/22/2010 08:37 AM
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
As I said I have no hand helds its all roms on the pc.
But he keeps cards and stuff and it seems he gets rather to excited over them.
I don't like it I think its boring.
I just don't want him making a role model thing out of it because I think its stupid.
But I guess one could have worse role models.......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1133361



OP has got to be trolling. How about instead of asking some complete strangers on the internet for advice, why not take an interest in what your child is playing.

If he's playing emulated roms on the computer, then he might be breaking piracy laws. That should be more of a concern to you than how "boring" playing with these games is.

I've played pokemon for 10 years now. Just got the newest pokemon ranger game. I was going to make a thread on here about it due to the fact that this one is all about UFO's and they've hidden little puns and references to real UFO cases (I.e Dulce base and abduction phenomena).

I love pokemon, It's a colourful and stimulating escape from a hard day at work and I can play it wirelessly with my friends.

pokemon is at least 10x more useful to me than GLP :b
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10/22/2010 08:39 AM
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
Do you get it?
Its stupid Japanese idiocy and I don't want to understand it.
My son thinks its God, im going to have to ban him from it for eternity.
If a game doesn't have guns grenades and knives it is boring.
Do you understand?



I get it! but then, my 19 year old son was obsessed with it when young and now my 9 year old daughter is!

Interestingly, all the names of the creatures are closely related to real creatures, so when my son answered the million £ question on Who wants to be a millionaire it was due to the fact that this obscure fish was a Pokemon!

Get involved and evolve a few Pokemon!

As I said I have no hand helds its all roms on the pc.
But he keeps cards and stuff and it seems he gets rather to excited over them.
I don't like it I think its boring.
I just don't want him making a role model thing out of it because I think its stupid.
But I guess one could have worse role models.......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1133361


The battles are tactical, they have use the Pokemon best equipped to fight their opponent as there are different types and they gain new skills as they evolve. they also have to decide whether they want to just beat their opponent or capture them. It's quite tactical.

I hate the TV programmes as they are rubbish but the games are fine.
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
Do you get it?
Its stupid Japanese idiocy and I don't want to understand it.
My son thinks its God, im going to have to ban him from it for eternity.
If a game doesn't have guns grenades and knives it is boring.
Do you understand?



I get it! but then, my 19 year old son was obsessed with it when young and now my 9 year old daughter is!

Interestingly, all the names of the creatures are closely related to real creatures, so when my son answered the million £ question on Who wants to be a millionaire it was due to the fact that this obscure fish was a Pokemon!

Get involved and evolve a few Pokemon!

 Quoting: Nightshade



Fuck off this is not comic con bushfing putin
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
Perhaps its another form of mind control?
To appease the masses and make the non violent?
Turn their combat training into fantasies of growl magic and thunderbolts?
Which clearly don't exit.


Final Fantasy Tactics has fantasy shit like thunderbolts and stuff, but also has guns and swords. It's pretty badass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 793783


FF tactics is the gear.

this is funny though, kinda related.


Last Edited by McMeevin on 10/22/2010 08:43 AM
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It has to start sometime
What better place than here
What better time than now.
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I said I dont want to understand Pokemon you pathetic ignorant mind controlled pleb I didn't ask for videos explaining it bushfing
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Did you watch the clip you Drongo?!?!?
Go fuck a kangaroo or something...
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I'm glad my kids were smart enough to realize how incredibly fuck'n retarded Pokemon is...

They probably went straight into the pulling wings off bees like you huh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1133361


LOL!!
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
Do you get it?
Its stupid Japanese idiocy and I don't want to understand it.
My son thinks its God, im going to have to ban him from it for eternity.
If a game doesn't have guns grenades and knives it is boring.
Do you understand?

dude..its a phase..he'll grow out of it.

i actually engaged my son while he was into it...he ended up donating all his pokemons to the goodwill a few months later.

learn how to be a dad.

Wtf learn how to be a dad? lol
Im a better dad than you'll ever be dickhead!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1133361

really?

doesn't appear that way.
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10/22/2010 08:54 AM
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
Clearly your old and dont want to understand anything made after 1980 so go crawl back under the rock you came from.
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10/22/2010 09:11 AM
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
OP has got to be trolling.
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Im not trolling you cock sucking maggot fucker, im telling the truth.
Something new to you is it liar?
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
Clearly your old and dont want to understand anything made after 1980 so go crawl back under the rock you came from.
 Quoting: BillyX

Im 34, and I dont want to know about Pokemon.
Im as old school, as you can get.
Guns and grenades, or boring.
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Re: I don't want to understand Pokemon
I'm glad my kids were smart enough to realize how incredibly fuck'n retarded Pokemon is...

They probably went straight into the pulling wings off bees like you huh?


LOL!!
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

Gotcha didn't I Raccoon Rooter? charlie
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I said I dont want to understand Pokemon you pathetic ignorant mind controlled pleb I didn't ask for videos explaining it bushfing


Did you watch the clip you Drongo?!?!?
Go fuck a kangaroo or something...
 Quoting: The "U"

No because its retarded and mind controlled like YOU are.
Shitty slave liar bitch raccoo oh no wait you don't fit the raccoon rapist part, you're not even funny.
You're just an evil dullard.





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