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Free, unsolicited marriage advice

 
SaltWaterTaffy  (OP)

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10/22/2010 04:59 PM
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Re: Free, unsolicited marriage advice
Here's my free, unsolicited marriage advice:

DON'T GET MARRIED.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1116423


I guess some folks would agree with that, but that didn't work for me.

hf
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When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh,
will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
Anonymous Coward
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10/22/2010 05:13 PM
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As someone who has been married 37 years, my plan is if she is gonna rip my arse about something, I go to the bar and get drunk. Then she is really mad so I don't have to listen to her for a few days. Then a few days later she will again speak to me with some respect, instead of treating me like an idiot.
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10/29/2010 11:25 AM
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What do you mean. You throw around a baseball and the one holding it can only speak?
Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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10/29/2010 11:26 AM
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As someone who has been married 37 years, my plan is if she is gonna rip my arse about something, I go to the bar and get drunk. Then she is really mad so I don't have to listen to her for a few days. Then a few days later she will again speak to me with some respect, instead of treating me like an idiot.
 Quoting: Dirtfarmer2

That sounds idiotic....;p
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SaltWaterTaffy  (OP)

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10/29/2010 11:27 AM
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What do you mean. You throw around a baseball and the one holding it can only speak?
 Quoting: easymind


Throw the baseball at each other while conversing. It kind of works out that we speak in turn becasue of the throwing but there is no rule about who is speaking.

I think the main idea is to be focused on each other and not getting hit in the head or having to run to fetch the ball.

All of the aggression is spent on the throws.
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When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh,
will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
SaltWaterTaffy  (OP)

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10/29/2010 11:29 AM
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As someone who has been married 37 years, my plan is if she is gonna rip my arse about something, I go to the bar and get drunk. Then she is really mad so I don't have to listen to her for a few days. Then a few days later she will again speak to me with some respect, instead of treating me like an idiot.
 Quoting: Dirtfarmer2


My husband tried this method, which resulted in a choice between the baseball method and divorce. :-)

hf

Last Edited by SaltWaterTaffy on 10/29/2010 11:31 AM
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When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh,
will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
Anonymous Coward
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10/29/2010 02:33 PM
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An ambush attack with balled up socks works well too.

I've been known to run into a room, do a ninja roll, wing a sock at the wife, and quickly escape followed by some dogs who are trying to figure out what just happened.
 Quoting: EAT's Dad 1138440

chuckle
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10/29/2010 02:36 PM
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I think you're cute. Can you get the glove and ball out for a session of catch and ask your hubby if you and me can hook up?
SaltWaterTaffy  (OP)

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10/29/2010 03:03 PM
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I think you're cute. Can you get the glove and ball out for a session of catch and ask your hubby if you and me can hook up?
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Thank you, but I won't do that. He's a good hubby. hf
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When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh,
will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
Anonymous Coward
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10/29/2010 03:16 PM
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Good to hear you have a system that works.


Thanks.

It actually came from a huge fight that started while we were teaching our son how to catch. We were fighting, but never stopped throwing, lol.

We've been doing it for about 6 years now, several times per week.
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I would just be tempted to just thrown it at him hard. It is not a good idea when I am mad to give me anything to throw.LOL
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10/29/2010 03:17 PM
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he'll need a cup
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LOL Exactly
Anonymous Coward
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10/29/2010 03:43 PM
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LOL!

I really like this idea.

Although with my ex I probably would have required Tommy John surgery by year 3, hehe...


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10/29/2010 03:51 PM
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Re: Free, unsolicited marriage advice
Today I would throw it at his nose....maybe not the best remedy for us. lol
SaltWaterTaffy  (OP)

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10/29/2010 03:53 PM
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Re: Free, unsolicited marriage advice
That's what the gloves are for!

It's WAY safer than being in the house and wanting to throw lamps and whatnot!
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When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh,
will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
Anonymous Coward
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10/29/2010 03:53 PM
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I wouldn't trust myself with the baseball. If my husband pisses me off, I may 'miss' the glove.
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10/29/2010 08:22 PM
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I think you're cute. Can you get the glove and ball out for a session of catch and ask your hubby if you and me can hook up?


Thank you, but I won't do that. He's a good hubby. hf
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy


Well, ok.

But if you ever change your mind.....
Nikki_LaVey

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10/29/2010 08:27 PM
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When I was married when we had "intense discussion" there was always a chance of gun play ... NEVER Marry a Red Head that was on the Olympic pistol team! chuckle
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