A random friends thoughts:

Careful there, young'un. Sabrina was my first wife.
And the dishwasher bitch may look good but what kind of fucked up honey has 14 fingernails. Must have lived near Los Alamos.
I'll be happy if she can suck lilke a Hoover.
50 years later and men still ask "Is she pretty" not "Is she clever." unless she is clever between the sheets. Then you can pull the top on over her head.

If I can smell her through the door, she needs Clorox, not Lysol.
Morning sickness will NOT stand between me and breakfast.
What good woman doesn't need or want to be spanked every now and then.
Bitch clearly shouldn't be on the highway.
And the harder she works the cuter she looks especially when she's on top.
All right, you can stay another night as long as you don't burn the beer
She can open it and is prepare to suck the bottle dry. Good practice.
Just keep exercising
And blow on my dick and I'll follow YOU anywhere
Yes, I did notice her mouth. Of course at the time her tits and cameltoe where covered up. After that I wrapped her mouth around my cock and never saw it again.