Actor Randy Quaid and the "Whacky Hollywood Conspiracy": Chris Penn, Heath Ledger, Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears and Mel Gibson TARGETED!

(...)In his prepared statement Randy claims he is the target of a "Hollywood Hit Team" that is out to "whack" him and his wife Evi. At times tearful with his hands trembling Randy detailed a long list of "insiders and employees" that he singled out for theft and corruption. He stated that eight actors, including Chris Penn and Heath Ledger “were whacked” and others including Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan and Mel Gibson were also being targeted. “We are not criminals nor are we fugitives from the justice nor are we crazy,” he said.

“We are simply artists and filmmakers, who are being racketeered on. We believe there to be a malignant tumor of star whackers in Hollywood"(...)