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Shadow Dancer
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07/05/2005 04:31 PM
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No worries all is well. Our security is being handled well...just like everywhere else, like Germany. Unhappy with a sex toy caused a bomb scare...luckily the professionals got to the bottom of it...which happened to be a frustrated and now terribly embarrassed unnamed potential terrorist...

June 24, 2005, 2:21:11

Thats bizarre: Bomb squads in Germany were scrambled after a box of vibrators were mistaken for a bomb.

Terrified German postal workers called in the crack team after a package waiting to be shipped out began vibrating and making a strange buzzing noises.

Police brought the sender of the package to the post office to explain himself - but when the package was opened they found a life-size female sex doll with an electrical vibrating device deep inside an undisclosed location.
The embarrassed man later told police he was returning the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment.

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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:12 AM
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Come come now. Thats gotta be made up!!!


lmao
Rex  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:12 AM
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I hope it never happened in a movie theater.
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Shadow Dancer  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:12 AM
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I wonder how the officials felt after they reflected on him and then their own ´closets´...cuffs,?, blindfolds,...oh there is a big list...
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Shadow Dancer  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:12 AM
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Rex that would be a small problem compared to the Pee Wee moments...


He was such a funny guy too-it´s a shame


rofl
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Rex  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:12 AM
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Pee Wee´s small adventure.
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Witness  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:12 AM
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Rex, normally in a movie you won´t need a vibrator as the bloke with you can do the same job with a finger.
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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:12 AM
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Anyone for some empty milk cartons?
rrick  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:12 AM
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Hot legs
you got legs up to your
keep your hands
to yourself

wake up
lets go hiking
sun shine
u my everything

All I needed was a guiding hand
let go outside
lets walk to trappers lake
see the sun in your hair

Your laugh brings me closer
Just reach out touch me
1 more time
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Man  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:12 AM
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i wonder who tried to de-fuse it
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Rex  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:12 AM
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"Rex, normally in a movie you won´t need a vibrator as the bloke with you can do the same job with a finger."

A massage?
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Rex  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:12 AM
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"i wonder who tried to de-fuse it"

Or how many?
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Man  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:12 AM
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close massage of the third kind
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Rex  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:12 AM
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No, do it like this:

nuke
banana2
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Shadow Dancer  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:12 AM
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Well with diseases of all kinds hopefully they wore gloves...or a few pairs...how long did he have the doll maybe he corroded some parts in the vibrator???
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phoenix  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:12 AM
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lmao
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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:12 AM
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Shadow seems to possess a wealth of knowledge in the subject at hand....lol
Shadow Dancer  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:12 AM
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I know what bodily fluid precautions are and the cops and the man were not consenual about the exchange...

better safe than sorry...
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