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Top Ten Peeves

 
mistermaam
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Top Ten Peeves
People who drive 10 MPH under the speed limit in rush hour traffic (invariably mini van drivers).

People who don't know the difference between THERE and THEIR,
YOUR and YOU'RE, ARE and OUR, ad nauseum

Idiotic words like "mines" (As in yours, mines, and ours), "expresso" instead of espresso and "irregardless"

Litterbugs, especially people who throw out poopy diapers and fast food trash

People who speak loudly on their cell phones regardless of the presence of others

Loud thumping music coming from idiots' cars

Parent who ignore their screaming crying children in restaurants, churches, stores, movies, sports venues ... you get the picture

Talking computers at the self check out line

"For English, Press 1, Para Espanol, blah blah blah"

Had to add the last one ...

SBDs

I know, I know ...

stfu stfu

Last Edited by mistermaam on 11/01/2010 04:43 PM
Relax ... worse things have happened to better people.
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You forgot people who list their top ten peeves..
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Oh yeah, people who object to top 10 peeve lists

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women on the rag
women in hats
men with whisky
men with sticks
unloaded guns
garbage day
things named park
ironing
gerbils
purple things
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People who drive 10 MPH under the speed limit in rush hour traffic (invariably mini van drivers).

People who don't know the difference between THERE and THEIR,
YOUR and YOU'RE, ARE and OUR, ad nauseum

Idiotic words like "mines" (As in yours, mines, and ours), "expresso" instead of espresso and "irregardless"

Litterbugs, especially people who throw out poopy diapers and fast food trash

People who speak loudly on their cell phones regardless of the presence of others

Loud thumping music coming from idiots' cars

Parent who ignore their screaming crying children in restaurants, churches, stores, movies, sports venues ... you get the picture

Talking computers at the self check out line

"For English, Press 1, Para Espanol, blah blah blah"

Had to add the last one ...

SBDs

I know, I know ...

stfu stfu
 Quoting: mistermaam

so i am an idiot simply because i have "Loud thumping music" coming from my car?

peeve #12 People who judge others they don't even know.

i happen to make very good money from my hobby,thank you very much.
i would like to see your feeble mind attempt the complexity of what i have accomplished.
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11/01/2010 04:51 PM
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Loud thumping music coming from idiots' cars
 Quoting: mistermaam


So it's cool as long as the car belongs to someone with IQ over 150.
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11/01/2010 04:52 PM
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When folks call food 'healthy'.


Almost all food is dead and therefore cannot me healthy. It may be healthful for the eater however.



'Healthy' food is that food which is still moo-ing.
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Folks who insist on driving in the left lane.


They assume nobody would/should ever go faster than they, so they attempt to enforce their speed as the max. allowed.


And then when an opening on the right occurs, they speed up to prevent one from passing them, and then drop their speed again!
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Loud thumping music coming from idiots' cars


So it's cool as long as the car belongs to someone with IQ over 150.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 921079

yup
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Folks who insist on driving in the left lane.


They assume nobody would/should ever go faster than they, so they attempt to enforce their speed as the max. allowed.


And then when an opening on the right occurs, they speed up to prevent one from passing them, and then drop their speed again!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1148289

I call those turtle hurdles
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People who cut in line
People who ignore the however many items or less sign at a checkout
People who are rude or talk down to service people
Really windy days
People that have pets and don't do anything other then feed them
Couples that fight in public
People that talk on their phone or check email at times when they shouldn't be
Litterbugs


that's all I can think of right now chuckle
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women who feed their babies mcDonalds
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People who ask you a question, and then interrupt your answer with their own stupid/wrong answer.
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11/01/2010 05:33 PM
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people walking and texting at the same time.....they are like staggering drunks..
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Let's see, what twists my ass? People being soooo fucking politically correct. FUCK THEM ALL. And btw, everyone should not get a trophy, badge or medal for just playing a game.

:mmmmhmm:
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Using "axe" for ask.
Using "got" when you mean "have".
Using "conversate" when you mean "converse".
Cops who don't wear seat belts claiming they "might need to exit the vehicle in a hurry".
The idea of any news media claiming it has an "investigative" division.
Having more shopping channels than entertainment channels on Dish or Directv.
Cable companies justifying rate increases but offering NO HDTV channels.
Walmart.
Women who keep asking where all the "nice guys" are then end up pregnant by some drug dealer/ex-con who beats them.
Men who keep asking where all the "nice women" are when all they really want is an easy female for the night.
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Sand in my shoes

Realizing my zipper is open

Toe socks

Socks with toe holes

People who don't wanna recognize how fucking cool I am.

Sour milk

Flies walking on my lips while I'm trying to sleep

Hipsters

Stepping in dogshit

Oil and Gas industry shills
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Sand in my shoes

Realizing my zipper is open

Toe socks

Socks with toe holes

People who don't wanna recognize how fucking cool I am.

Sour milk

Flies walking on my lips while I'm trying to sleep

Hipsters

Stepping in dogshit

Oil and Gas industry shills
 Quoting: Soupornuts 1147658

Oh and stepping in gum soap
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people who double post
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people who double post
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Using "axe" for ask.
Using "got" when you mean "have".
Using "conversate" when you mean "converse".
Cops who don't wear seat belts claiming they "might need to exit the vehicle in a hurry".
The idea of any news media claiming it has an "investigative" division.
Having more shopping channels than entertainment channels on Dish or Directv.
Cable companies justifying rate increases but offering NO HDTV channels.
Walmart.
Women who keep asking where all the "nice guys" are then end up pregnant by some drug dealer/ex-con who beats them.
Men who keep asking where all the "nice women" are when all they really want is an easy female for the night.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1145193



ohyeah
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11/01/2010 06:03 PM
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I might be a pervert.


huh
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Vegans
Christians
Muslims
Feminazis
Idiots
Smelly people
Fatties
Spiritualist/Mediums/Psychics
Reality TV
People who like reality TV
Mainstream fashion
People who care about mainstream fashion
People who think i care about mainstream fashion
Gossip Magazines/Newspapers
98% of television
People who like that 98% of television
98% of popular music
People who like that 98% of popular music
White people who act like a ghetto black person
Ghetto black people
Queenie Gays
Steve Martin/Eddie Murphy post 1995
Metallica post 'the black album'
Pink Floyd post 1983

Last Edited by Atheist on 11/01/2010 06:17 PM
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Loud thumping music coming from idiots' cars


So it's cool as long as the car belongs to someone with IQ over 150.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 921079


Yes because most people with a 150IQ would be playing prog rock/jazz/classical or books on tape.
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11/03/2010 09:10 AM
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bump
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You bought a fuckin car with turn signals,use em!!!!
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11/03/2010 09:22 AM
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You bought a fuckin car with turn signals,use em!!!!
 Quoting: Chawlee


mines broke it stays on the whole time i drive.....eternal left/right turn....doesnt that chap your ass
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Folks who insist on driving in the left lane.


They assume nobody would/should ever go faster than they, so they attempt to enforce their speed as the max. allowed.


And then when an opening on the right occurs, they speed up to prevent one from passing them, and then drop their speed again!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1148289



I hate this too. If you see someone coming up on you fast you need to try to get over to the right to let them pass. In Germany you can get pulled over for driving too slow in the left lane. But I think it's in places where there are no speed limits.
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Though I do hate it hwen people drive too slow in the left lane, I also hate it when I'm in the left lane behind someone and the person behind me is tailgating me. Like look buddy there is no place for me to go get off my dang tail.
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opening a door for someone and they just walk through without saying so much as a thanks ... and my other peeve is when someone opens a door for me and expect a thankyou (Fuckoff)
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People who drive 10 MPH under the speed limit in rush hour traffic (invariably mini van drivers).

People who don't know the difference between THERE and THEIR,
YOUR and YOU'RE, ARE and OUR, ad nauseum

Idiotic words like "mines" (As in yours, mines, and ours), "expresso" instead of espresso and "irregardless"

Litterbugs, especially people who throw out poopy diapers and fast food trash

People who speak loudly on their cell phones regardless of the presence of others

Loud thumping music coming from idiots' cars

Parent who ignore their screaming crying children in restaurants, churches, stores, movies, sports venues ... you get the picture

Talking computers at the self check out line

"For English, Press 1, Para Espanol, blah blah blah"

Had to add the last one ...

SBDs

I know, I know ...

stfu stfu
 Quoting: mistermaam



Good list, but I needed to add one:


People who walk up and hijack personal conversations you are having with someone else.





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