Top Ten Peeves

poor dinner table etiquette

slurping, crunching, open mouth chewing, etc.

People who talk loudly for no reason. I live with one, but they get offended if I mention it.

Drivers who insist on cutting in front of me like it's their last chance when there's plenty of room for them to get in behind me and nothing preventing them from doing so except their own stupidity.

stepping in water and getting my socks wet :`(

oh..and people who think they can change the world.

These people need to be publicly admonished. I do my civic duty by pointing to the sign and loudly asking them "So what's your probelm, can you not read, or can you not count?"

I want to ASS you a question....

LOL I say something too but most people don't

One that has yet to be mentioned- people who call me "sister" based on some random qualifier like race, gender, or group affiliation. WTF is that, anyway?

And it makes me cringe to make grown men who barely know each other call one another "my brother".

ok SISTAH!

LMAO HA HA HA........ sooooooo with ya, just a different order !

BTW, you forgot bands that kick dope and then record an incredibly lame cd....... *sigh*

Women that believe that "cougars" are attractive and that "BBW's" are the IN-thing amongst men.

Parents that can't curb their children.

Pedophiles

Most people do this. They can't wait for you to stop talking so they can talk. Many will just talk over you(pet peeve of mine) Its like no one REALLY listens to any one else, they're too busy planning what they are going to say. I am making a real effort to actually listen to people lately. It takes a lot of effort.

People who brag about how busy they are and how many activities their kids participate in and how they are a "taxi cab" for the kids. I guess soccer moms are a pet peeve of mine.

Women who wear ball caps instead of bothering to fix their hair(soccer moms). It really doesn't look as cute as they think it does.

Parents who don't make their kids behave, and let the kids interupt them when they are talking.

Cell phones, I pretty much dislike them unless its an emergency. It irks me when someone is driving stupid and dangerously while yapping in to the cell phone.

I could continue i just got bored.

I'll drink to that.
Nothing worse than not having your own identity.

People who ask for advice when all they really want is their feelings validated.
GLP needs a "syncophants only" font or something so the OP can tip people off not to waste their time responding.

Usually the people who ask you in a certain way hoping you answer in a certain way. I love it when people ask me something and I give them the opposite of what they expect. Drives them bananas.

These are the people that keep asking people until they get the answer they want to hear.

People chomping their food loudly...drives me nuts

Women snaping chewing gum

People blowing their noise in a resturant

people who start a question with "I have a stupid question"

Or even better when they open with "can I ask you a question?"

Thanks for the additions. I didn't know, really, how many things do chap my ass. It's kinda hard for a grump to have fun.

DO NOT EVER visit New York City then.